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 Jul 11 2004, 01:36 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
Ok, I'm bored so I'm submitting jokes like CRAZY!
 Oh well. I thought this one was pretty funny.One day, a man is driving on his way home from Virginia to Georgia. His car breaks down on a country road. He walks 2 miles to get help when he sees a house. Come to find out, the house is full of Monks. He asks for help, and they feed him, fix his car and let him stay the night. In the middle of the night, he hears a strange noise. The next morning at breakfast, he asks the Monks what that noise was. "We can't tell you because you are not a Monk," Monk #1 says. "Ok," says the man, and he leaves. Two years later, he is driving from Georgia to Virginia. His car breaks down, and ironically at the same place it had before. He goes over to the Monks' home and asks for help. They gladly fix his car, feed him and let him stay the night. That night, he hears the same strange noise. The next morning he says, "Ok, I'm sick of this. What does it take to become a Monk?" "You must count all of the blades of grass and grains of sand in the world," Monk #1 says. "Ok," the man says. 47 years later... The man comes back, very old and tired. "There are 9.8 trillion grains of sand and 34 billion blades of grass," he says. All of the monks nod approvingly. "The answer to strange noise is right behind that door," Monk #1 says, pointing to the blue door behind the man, and handing him a blue key. The man opens the door and behind that door is a red door. Monk #2 hands him a red key. The man opens the door and behind that door is a green door. Monk #3 hands him a green key, and the man opens the door. Behind that door is shimmering, gold door. "This is the last door," Monk #5 says, handing him a golden key. The man opens the golden door, eagerly awaiting the secret of the strange noise. As the door creaks open, he sees the most magical, strangest, most beautiful thing he has ever seen in his whole life..... But I can't tell you because you're not a Monk. 
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Jul 11 2004, 01:44 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
AHH you're evil! Now I have to go count all the blades of grass and grains of sand!
 
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Jul 11 2004, 01:48 AM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
Haha .. he took only 47 years countin? i wulda took 239048230844 years ...
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Jul 11 2004, 01:52 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(ichiban @ Jul 10 2004, 11:48 PM) Haha .. he took only 47 years countin? i wulda took 239048230844 years ... I would have lost count by the first ten minutes!! LoL.
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Jul 11 2004, 12:26 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 875 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,841 |
lols, he musta been patient counting
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Jul 11 2004, 04:24 PM
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now where will we find a monk station to become a monk?? we need to kno wats behind that door!
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Jul 11 2004, 04:32 PM
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 amanda Group: Member Posts: 138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,302 |
QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ Jul 10 2004, 11:44 PM) AHH you're evil! Now I have to go count all the blades of grass and grains of sand! you don't need to count. there are 9.8 trillion grains of sand and 34 billion blades of grass in the world... lol |
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Jul 11 2004, 07:44 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 11 2004, 1:36 AM) Ok, I'm bored so I'm submitting jokes like CRAZY! Oh well. I thought this one was pretty funny.One day, a man is driving on his way home from Virginia to Georgia. His car breaks down on a country road. He walks 2 miles to get help when he sees a house. Come to find out, the house is full of Monks. He asks for help, and they feed him, fix his car and let him stay the night. In the middle of the night, he hears a strange noise. The next morning at breakfast, he asks the Monks what that noise was. "We can't tell you because you are not a Monk," Monk #1 says. "Ok," says the man, and he leaves. Two years later, he is driving from Georgia to Virginia. His car breaks down, and ironically at the same place it had before. He goes over to the Monks' home and asks for help. They gladly fix his car, feed him and let him stay the night. That night, he hears the same strange noise. The next morning he says, "Ok, I'm sick of this. What does it take to become a Monk?" "You must count all of the blades of grass and grains of sand in the world," Monk #1 says. "Ok," the man says. 47 years later... The man comes back, very old and tired. "There are 9.8 trillion grains of sand and 34 billion blades of grass," he says. All of the monks nod approvingly. "The answer to strange noise is right behind that door," Monk #1 says, pointing to the blue door behind the man, and handing him a blue key. The man opens the door and behind that door is a red door. Monk #2 hands him a red key. The man opens the door and behind that door is a green door. Monk #3 hands him a green key, and the man opens the door. Behind that door is shimmering, gold door. "This is the last door," Monk #5 says, handing him a golden key. The man opens the golden door, eagerly awaiting the secret of the strange noise. As the door creaks open, he sees the most magical, strangest, most beautiful thing he has ever seen in his whole life..... But I can't tell you because you're not a Monk. hey!! this is wrong~ 
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Jul 11 2004, 07:52 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah.. aww.. it was getting good.
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Jul 11 2004, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE(akgirlkickass @ Jul 11 2004, 4:32 PM) you don't need to count. there are 9.8 trillion grains of sand and 34 billion blades of grass in the world... lol Woah unbelievable! You counted them...you're a genius! 
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Jul 11 2004, 09:01 PM
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 Aww! ^___^ Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,645 |
aww i wanna know whats behind tha door!
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Jul 11 2004, 10:04 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
ehh..i saw that comin..
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Jul 12 2004, 02:17 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
aww man thas not fair
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Jul 12 2004, 03:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
maybe i could kill a monk and take their identity....
AHHH.... so r u a monk 
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Jul 12 2004, 09:11 PM
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ARGH!
I was so excited to see what that strange noise was too!
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Jul 13 2004, 04:48 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
lol! i woulda lost count so fast. i wouldn't have become a monk.
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Jul 13 2004, 06:10 PM
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Jul 13 2004, 06:18 PM
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that was the cruelest joke in the world. i say we ban her from the forums
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Jul 15 2004, 08:34 PM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
actually im buddhist so u could tell me...
 but seriously im buddhist no kidding |
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Jul 15 2004, 10:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
That's horrible..
very mean too
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Jul 15 2004, 11:22 PM
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 [SheRRi_BeRRi] Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,454 |
will u ever tell us wat happened or is that the point of the joke?
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Jul 15 2004, 11:54 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
But.. I am a monk.
I'm a monk who uses AOL! 
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Jul 16 2004, 12:03 AM
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lol, thats a good one......but why monks? why not monkies? lol whooo.....
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Jul 16 2004, 10:22 PM
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Aw! You party pooper!
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Jul 17 2004, 11:51 AM
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AUGH.
haha xD i think i knoe what it was.... ;D |
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