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 Jul 8 2004, 04:46 PM
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A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" The doctor asked. No, you idiot! The man shouted, "This is her husband!"
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v@por panicked pregnancy Jul 8 2004, 04:46 PM
faithin_felix lol, some retarded husband. Jul 8 2004, 07:25 PM JustHere4NoReason Lol, well, it is common sense.
D'oh! Lol... Jul 8 2004, 07:26 PM joanna0304 lol, i don't get it.....wait a minute it will ... Jul 8 2004, 09:44 PM islandkiss lol.. what is he smoking? Jul 9 2004, 11:26 AM LatinaLady that is a dumb husband. lol. ha-ha Jul 10 2004, 10:01 PM Caitlin hahaha the husband is dumb rofl
thats funny Jul 10 2004, 10:04 PM tootsie_kiddo LOL, stupid husband... i'm gna find a smart on... Jul 10 2004, 10:39 PM dani41790 haha man that husband is such a retard Jul 13 2004, 07:01 PM inlonelinessidie LMAO. Jul 13 2004, 07:03 PM
v@por QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 10 2004, 10:39 PM)L... Jul 13 2004, 07:38 PM  |
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