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Fishing
One fine summer day two fathers and two sons went fishing at their favorite lake. They fished and talked all morning long and by noon everyone had caught one fish. As the two fathers and two sons walked back home, everyone was happy because each had a fish even though only three fish had been caught. Two fathers and two sons. Only three fish and no fish were lost. How can this have happened? |
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![]() Feeel X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 ![]() |
QUOTE(aakash27 @ Feb 25 2004, 9:24 PM) wow these are awsome riddles! ![]() well...answer em.. |
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QUOTE(lilangelgurlpnai @ Feb 20 2004, 10:30 PM) Here's another math one: If 3 is half of 5, what is one-third of 10? (This is quite easy.) Three. According to chemistry the answer is 3 because of significant digits. 5/2 is 2.5. But since 5 is only a single digit you have to keep the answer as a single digit number. Which is rounded up to 3. 10/3 is 3.3(repeating), but since 10 has one signficant digit it's rounded to 3. ![]() |
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i got one, might be easy:
whats in front of a woman and at the back of a cow |
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QUOTE(playapinoy @ Feb 25 2004, 9:59 PM) i got one, might be easy: whats in front of a woman and at the back of a cow i give up, what? |
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QUOTE(playapinoy @ Feb 25 2004, 9:59 PM) i got one, might be easy: whats in front of a woman and at the back of a cow two large bumbS!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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QUOTE(colorsarenice @ Feb 25 2004, 9:37 PM) alright i got one. what is use by you often but used by others more? Your name! Haha... This is the first one I got correctly.... |
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QUOTE(dat_da_busit_hai @ Feb 27 2004, 12:20 AM) two large bumbS!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() whats a bumb? ![]() |
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![]() 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 ![]() |
when the light goes on at night, it dances when you dance, it jumps when you dance, and it moves when you move. but when you go to flip the switch, it dies. what is it?
this one is kinda easy ![]() |
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cb=bullshit. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 ![]() |
umm your... shadow?
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hey i got one:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Micheal J. Fox has a short one, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope doesn't use his. What is this? |
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Feb 21 2004, 8:03 PM) OK, i got one: Two person looked exactly alike, born on the same day, month, year, time. Born from same mother and father. Why were they not twins? people, answer mine!!! im stilll waiting |
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QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 27 2004, 10:56 PM) hey i got one: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Micheal J. Fox has a short one, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope doesn't use his. What is this? their last names.. ![]() |
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what.. it is... ive heard this joke before.... i think it ish..lol.. but yea.. i know wut ur thinkin... there dicks right/lol
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QUOTE(playapinoy @ Feb 25 2004, 9:59 PM) i got one, might be easy: whats in front of a woman and at the back of a cow W...! i dont got ne good riddles but imma try to think of som |
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aww you got it. =)
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theres a guy whos driving and he stops by a temple. he goes into the temple and sees a monk. The monk is standing infront of a green door and then the guy asks the monk whats behind the green door. The monk says i cant tell you , your not a monk. the guy goes home he trains to become a monk for many years. Finally goes and asks whats behind the green door. What was behind the green door?
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Feb 28 2004, 12:39 AM) people, answer mine!!! im stilll waiting hey i think ive heard this one b4, i think itz cuz they're triplets or sumthing lyke tat??? |
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QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 28 2004, 6:42 PM) hey i think ive heard this one b4, i think itz cuz they're triplets or sumthing lyke tat??? THATS RIGHT!! ![]() |
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hey i got another riddle:
there was a man who lived on the 20th floor in an apartment building. everyday, he would go to the lobby and go to work. but, when he came back, he would go to the 15th floor and take the stairs the rest of they way there. why did he do this? |
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QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 28 2004, 7:48 PM) hey i got another riddle: there was a man who lived on the 20th floor in an apartment building. everyday, he would go to the lobby and go to work. but, when he came back, he would go to the 15th floor and take the stairs the rest of they way there. why did he do this? Elevator was busted? Man I'm never good at these. Maybe he worked on the 15th floor. - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 28 2004, 7:48 PM) hey i got another riddle: there was a man who lived on the 20th floor in an apartment building. everyday, he would go to the lobby and go to work. but, when he came back, he would go to the 15th floor and take the stairs the rest of they way there. why did he do this? He was a midget or very short and he couldn't reach the 20th floor button. |
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QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 28 2004, 7:48 PM) hey i got another riddle: there was a man who lived on the 20th floor in an apartment building. everyday, he would go to the lobby and go to work. but, when he came back, he would go to the 15th floor and take the stairs the rest of they way there. why did he do this? fat and needed excercise? ![]() ![]() |
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i got a riddle
you're in a crime scene in a room, and there's a girl that's hanged. she apparently got onto a chair hung her self on the ceiling. there were people there investigating. in frount the girl there was a video camera. so they decided to watch it for evidence. one of the dective went over and pressed play and it showed the girl turning on the camera her self fixing it on her and telling to the camera she's going to kill her self. it showed her saying that and getting on to the chair and hanging her self. when a dective saw this he thought for a moment and declared it was a murder not a suicide. how is it so? |
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QUOTE(nearly sam @ Mar 1 2004, 1:34 AM) i got a riddle you're in a crime scene in a room, and there's a girl that's hanged. she apparently got onto a chair hung her self on the ceiling. there were people there investigating. in frount the girl there was a video camera. so they decided to watch it for evidence. one of the dective went over and pressed play and it showed the girl turning on the camera her self fixing it on her and telling to the camera she's going to kill her self. it showed her saying that and getting on to the chair and hanging her self. when a dective saw this he thought for a moment and declared it was a murder not a suicide. how is it so? cuz shes only hanging herself on the ceiling? |
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