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 Jul 7 2004, 03:25 AM
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Female Prayer
"Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I pray beside my bed, I look at the clown you sent me instead. Amen." MALE PRAYER "I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen." Hehehehhee |
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Jul 7 2004, 09:30 AM
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 InfatuatedbyU  Group: Member Posts: 334 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,209 |
heh cute. *mary
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Jul 7 2004, 09:31 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. hahas, the last part is hilariouss!
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Jul 7 2004, 10:44 AM
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lmao thats great
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Jul 7 2004, 11:01 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,032 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,398 |
hehe...i dink its kindas true tho
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Jul 7 2004, 11:02 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,737 |
lol haha how.. true/stereotypical
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Jul 7 2004, 02:23 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao hahaha thats hilarious
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Jul 7 2004, 11:18 PM
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umm.....okaaay....
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Jul 8 2004, 11:46 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
some guys are just plain stupid. and props for the lady. she know what she want!
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Jul 8 2004, 02:30 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah
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