there are many different poopies in this world, you probaly never even dreamed of... |
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 Jul 7 2004, 09:17 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =]  Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114  |
Types Of Poopies
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! |
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Jul 7 2004, 09:23 PM
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 Sorry doesn`t cut it babe. Group: Member Posts: 176 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,588 |
Usually when i go "poopie" i don't look at it afterwards..
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Jul 7 2004, 09:23 PM
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this is the first time i actually laughed out loud at something...utterly disgusting, but soooo funny
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Jul 7 2004, 09:23 PM
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 lil______d00ks Group: Member Posts: 508 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,538 |
..wow that seems pretty well thought out
 lol the last one reminds me of that one guy from along came polly when he was like, "dude i sharted!!" HAHAHAHA that was so funny(put fart and sh** together and there ya go, pretty self explanitory  ) lmao
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Jul 7 2004, 09:24 PM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
HAhahahahaha that made me laugh so hard..but i think you forgot a few
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Jul 7 2004, 09:25 PM
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distortion in its craziest. Group: Member Posts: 1,053 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,325 |
Haha.
I cracked up so much after reading.
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Jul 7 2004, 09:34 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
thats when the poopie is so dense it goes all the way to the bottom into the hole ;p its an iIlUsiOn |
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Jul 7 2004, 09:37 PM
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Yes, there are many different poopies in this world.
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Jul 7 2004, 09:40 PM
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 i didn't know other ppl have the same poopies as me
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Jul 7 2004, 10:02 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
very disgusting and yet so entertaining! XD
QUOTE i didn't know other ppl have the same poopies as meLOL |
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Jul 7 2004, 10:05 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
yeah that was pretty gross
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Jul 7 2004, 10:06 PM
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Oh i thought you said people ppl i was like OMG
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Jul 7 2004, 10:09 PM
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funny stuff lol
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Jul 7 2004, 10:49 PM
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goose bucket. Group: Member Posts: 756 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,411 |
haha wow... and eww.
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Jul 7 2004, 10:49 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
Surprise poopie .. ahahha ...
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Jul 7 2004, 10:51 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Well.. that's rather interesting... I don't think I check out my poop..
Moved to humor |
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Jul 7 2004, 11:12 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
lol someone has too much time on their hands lol
look at pretty things!! like flowers and trees! not poopies! |
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Jul 7 2004, 11:19 PM
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Well.. it was a rather unique thread.. that's all I have to say..
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Jul 7 2004, 11:20 PM
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The Pope Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,272 |
lol so much poopiez
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Jul 8 2004, 11:47 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i read this before in an email and its so nasty.
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Jul 8 2004, 01:51 PM
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thats kinda nasty, but too funny. where do people come up with these things? wait, actually they've happened...but not to me. xD
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Jul 8 2004, 02:29 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jul 7 2004, 9:17 PM) THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! omg.. that's hilarious. |
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Jul 15 2004, 04:16 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
lol. so discustin, but funny.
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Jul 15 2004, 06:14 PM
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QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jul 7 2004, 9:17 PM) Types Of Poopies GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! haha! i never really thought about it b4...haha..soo funny! ~> sophia <~ |
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Jul 15 2004, 08:26 PM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
haha i saw that on funnyjunk, but its kinda funny when a girl says it
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