Bus Driver, have you heard this before? |
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 Jul 6 2004, 03:19 PM
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A hippie was sitting on the bus when a hot nun got on.
"Hey, you wanna get together one night?" the hippie asked but the nun simply just smacked him and got off the bus. The bus driver told the hippie, "I know how you can get with the nun." the hippie smield and said "How?" The bus driver told him, "go to the cemetary tonight pretending to be God." the hippie said okay and got off the bus. that night the hippie got there dressed as "God". "GOD" commanded the nun to have sex with him and she said, "alright, but only in the back because i want to preserve my virginity." "GOD" agreed. after they had sex [in the butt] the hippie took off his costume and proclaimed. "HAHA, I am the hippie!" and the Nun took off her costume and said "haha, i am the bus driver!" |
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Jul 6 2004, 05:24 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,733 |
lol i heard that one before, it was hilarious/disgusting
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| *liquidize* |
Jul 6 2004, 07:12 PM
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good stuff there! bus driver...
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Jul 6 2004, 07:25 PM
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lol, first time hearing it.
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Jul 6 2004, 09:10 PM
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 tomorrow is a new day Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,956 |
lols ahha i havent heard this but i have herd the same situation with different characters but thats still funnie thou!!
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Jul 6 2004, 09:27 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
haha i have never heard that one but its funny
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Jul 7 2004, 01:20 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my goodness that bus driver got what he wanted!!! hell no. this is good!!!!
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Jul 7 2004, 01:22 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Lol.. I've heard this one before too. ahahhaa..
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Jul 7 2004, 01:19 PM
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hahaha thats funny
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Jul 7 2004, 01:26 PM
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ewwwwww
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Jul 7 2004, 11:23 PM
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aaaiieieieee!!!! it's the bus driver!!!!
eeeewwwwww  bleeearrgh....!!! |
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Jul 8 2004, 02:37 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
ewww.. gross. that's what you get for being preverted and desprate.
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Aug 18 2005, 11:54 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha. thats one dirty bus driver.
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Aug 19 2005, 03:25 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
ahahh thats nasstttiiieee
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