Clubbing Options

[LittleMissSunshi...]

haven't gone clubbing, will do when i turn 18 :]

[gojira]

I see so many people do that lol. It's always from creepy old guys who shouldn't be there in the first place. I've had friends who owed me drinks be like "Hey, do you mind if I just get it from that dude?" I don't care I find it hilarious and I still get what I want.

Rofl so baller if you can get creepy old dudes to treat you and your friends.

[sixfive]

yep

[datass]

i havent gone clubbing before. im actually not that interested. i dont actually go out at night very often because i live too far from anything interesting, and i don't want to miss catching the last bus or spend $300 on taxi.

[gojira]

i wouldn't say it's one of those lifetime experiences you need to go through, but it's better to go while you're able to get away with dancing sloppy and drunk at a club than to go when you're old as shit.

2/3 times it's my friends who end up dragging me along. "you have to come, it's my birthday!"

[Simba]

yep

[kryogenix]

yep

Yep.

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Clubbing experiences :

*Dude gets knocked out right in front of me while they playing Destinys Child.

*White girl rejects this white dude that asks to dance and sees handsome me sitting there. She asks me to dance with her. My initial reaction is, this white girl is going to be boring cuz they don't know how to dance. Sh!t changed my life. Once you go white, you've seen the light.

* White girl ask in that typical white girl voice "Wanna dance?" Girl I'm currently talking to see's me. So to remedy the situation, I ask the girl I'm dancing with for her number. White Girl Voice: I already have a boyfriend. B!tch you know you aint got no damn boyfriend the way you was grinding up on me.

* Girl dances right besides me rubbing up against my leg an sh!t with all this damn room on the dance floor. So I move and give her space. She starts dancing close to me again. So I'm like you wanna dance? Her reply, "I only dance with people I know." She know she wanted me. I didn't even really wanna dance with her though. My boy was egging me on.

*Shows up at the club, waiting for my boy to show up. He never shows up. Sitting by myself for 30 minutes casually observing the scene. Dude introduces me to his daughter.

*Grinding up on a chick and she starts scratching my back and sh!t.

* After the club, chilling at Whataburger, sitting with some friends. A chick one of them knows comes up to me holding my hand asking, "You wanna pay for my meal". Me being the nice dude I am, I obide. See this chick at the club next time, and she pretending like she ain't never seen me in her life. I been used.

*Chick asks me out to the club. Looks outside, I have no ride, my mom took my car. Yall know who ain't getting none tonight.


*Tells my mom I'm going to see the Last Airbender. Buys a ticket, gets 3d glasses. Walks out about 10 minutes into the movie. Goes to the club. Some drunk chick random white chick comes up to me all smiling and sh!t. I smile like but in my mind I'm like help me Jesus. And he answers, her friend comes over and grabs her and apologizes to your boy.

*Goes to the club, dancing with two chicks like I'm in the Usher video. I got it right this time.

*Goes to the club. Hot as hell. Mad stank off in there. My nose pores hurt, and my throat is now sore from it.