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how cool would it be, if i had swine flu?
Maccabee
post Sep 7 2009, 12:38 PM
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As everyone here knows, I have some pretty weird health problems. Like blood in my semen and green pee. Well I have had the flu for about 4 days and now I have started getting really sweaty. I feel like someone sick 100 years ago. And I was thinking. What if I have swine flu? I hate doctors but I think i want to go to one to get some medicine. But wouldnt it be awesome if I had swine flu?!?! I could tell people "o ya, I have swine flu" and they would be like "holy crap! so it isnt just a joke the government was playing to try and stimulate the economy!?".

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jcp   how cool would it be   Sep 7 2009, 12:38 PM
iDecay   LOL.   Sep 7 2009, 12:43 PM
serotonin   I'm glidin' in the beautiful sky, it's...   Sep 7 2009, 01:55 PM
Buttsex   A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in is...   Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM
serotonin   QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) A f...   Sep 7 2009, 03:28 PM
jcp   QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) A f...   Sep 7 2009, 04:18 PM
Buttsex   QUOTE(jcp @ Sep 7 2009, 04:18 PM) awesome...   Sep 9 2009, 06:40 PM
IWontRapeYou   QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) A f...   Sep 9 2009, 06:46 PM
HeartOfPandora   Bitch yeah! Let's get it, just to say we ...   Sep 7 2009, 03:55 PM
Janette   You have blood in your semen? Wait don't answ...   Sep 7 2009, 05:39 PM
jcp   http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtop...   Sep 7 2009, 10:25 PM
irishcarbombs   if you had swine flu.....no no no dont tease me   Sep 9 2009, 06:08 PM
tailoredtrouble   I know this is old, but I had swine flu. .... jus ...   Jun 1 2010, 09:46 PM
Tomates   I had swine flu...it was annoying but I survived.   Jun 1 2010, 10:00 PM
tokyo-rose   QUOTE(tailoredtrouble @ Jun 1 2010, 10:46...   Jun 2 2010, 02:02 PM
Cum   Having swine flu is not cool. It's like sayin...   Jun 2 2010, 04:57 PM
Tomates   I ended up getting a mild version from the spray t...   Jun 2 2010, 06:01 PM
tokyo-rose   QUOTE(Tomates @ Jun 2 2010, 07:01 PM) I e...   Jun 2 2010, 08:57 PM
Uso   oink oink oink oink   Jun 2 2010, 07:31 PM
Matsumoto   I know several people who had swine flu, including...   Jun 3 2010, 12:13 AM


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