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 Feb 17 2010, 06:39 PM
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JC wit da srs/good topicz.
When you have to go number two, do you look for a secluded bathroom / one often unused or do you just drop your pants and let loose? I'm in the UH Library right now (8 story building) and I'd guess it has 2 bathrooms per floor (1 after the fifth), so that's about 13 bathrooms in this library. Had to go number two so I went floor to floor looking for an empty one in order to feel as comfortable as I could. Found it on the fourth and the rest is history. |
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Feb 17 2010, 07:27 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
was it magical?
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Feb 17 2010, 07:28 PM
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i try to pick the cleanest looking toilet, even if it's near some ho. can't hold my shit in, wtf.
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Feb 17 2010, 09:42 PM
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Omg sometimes I think that when you hold it in for longer amounts of time it allows for more poop to accumulate and give you a nice huge log
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Feb 23 2010, 05:23 PM
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pshhh.. i don't care.. it's not healthy keeping it in.
hahah :D |
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Feb 23 2010, 05:32 PM
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QUOTE(gojira @ Feb 17 2010, 04:28 PM)  i try to pick the cleanest looking toilet, even if it's near some ho. can't hold my shit in, wtf.
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Feb 23 2010, 06:24 PM
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I've always notices public bathroom (or even my school bathrooms) are always wet....everywhere
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Feb 23 2010, 07:05 PM
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i try to hold it the best i can until i get to somewhere more comfortable like my house or a dorm that i would be living in.
but if i had to go like really bad, then i guess i would go into a family bathroom. it feels more secluded. if there's no family bathroom, then i'll just ask like a staff member where's the closest bathroom that's private & clean. |
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Feb 23 2010, 10:02 PM
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I can't pee around people. It's just more awckward when I'm just standing there, and I'm clearly not peeing.
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Feb 23 2010, 10:27 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
As I'm reading this thread, I realize that the average post count here is somewhere around seven thousand.
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Feb 24 2010, 07:54 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
I have a terrible fear of public bathrooms in general. The whole thing freaks me out - the smells, the sounds, the potential for awkward conversation. I can't relax the nether muscles. Even when I can relax in a public restroom (which is rare), someone always has to come in and stream loud or fart while peeing. I feel like I have to cough to hide the inescapable giggle. I can't handle it.
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Feb 24 2010, 08:40 PM
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Im always afraid to go at school and have the fire alarm go off
and one time I was in there and the "automatic lights" turned off one me cause it couldn't sense my movement ; A; |
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Feb 24 2010, 08:42 PM
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God damn ro-buts
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Feb 24 2010, 09:53 PM
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or if you're taking a shit and there's a lockdown
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Feb 24 2010, 10:26 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Hey, I mean when I gotta go, I gotta go. Nawmean?
But of course, I'm not going to use the no-seat, shit-filled, toilet-paper-stuffed, un-flush-able, rusty, brown, no-wall-surrounded, RV station toilet. |
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Feb 24 2010, 10:28 PM
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No, I do not comprehend.
I rather shit in my pants and then feed it to my friends. |
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Feb 24 2010, 10:58 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Beenly @ Feb 25 2010, 12:28 AM) I rather shit in my pants and then feed it to my friends. You have good friends. 
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Feb 24 2010, 11:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
eh you could say "we have each others back " ;)
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Feb 25 2010, 05:31 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Beenly @ Feb 24 2010, 10:04 PM) eh you could say "we have each others back " ;) now that's just gay |
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Feb 25 2010, 05:41 PM
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DrumminsullY Group: Member Posts: 6 Joined: Dec 2009 Member No: 754,088 |
Better out than in, ya know...
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Mar 6 2010, 09:06 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
it's not that i'm shy or need privacy...i just think it's awkward for ME when i'm trying to pee or wash my hands and someone is shitting their brains out. therefore i prefer a single pot bathroom so it's just me taking my dump.
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