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anyone wanna hire me, for random shit?
HeartOfPandora
post Feb 25 2010, 06:17 PM
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i like boobies, yes I do. I like boobies - how 'bout you?
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So does anyone wanna pay me some monies, say $10 or more to do some work around their website? I have this horrible addiction that was recently fueled by a kind soul, and now it needs more, MOAR.

Most jobs will do, so long as it's got nothing to do with PHP and other such languages like it (which I do not currently know). XHTML & CSS I can do no problem, as well as design prototypes in Photoshop. Despite what you see around the forums, I do know how to write coherently and concisely; I've always done extremely well in English classes.

I'll take anything you throw at me, whether it be data data input, updating old pages, creating professional looking content, making mockup templates, etc. Please remember that I'm not looking for extended projects, so nothing that will take weeks-months to finish off.

Lemme know~

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heyo-captain-jac...
post Feb 25 2010, 06:19 PM
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suck my dick for :10bux:
 
HeartOfPandora
post Feb 25 2010, 06:22 PM
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i like boobies, yes I do. I like boobies - how 'bout you?
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No, I facepunch you for free though. :3
 
none345678
post Feb 25 2010, 06:26 PM
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you should finish designing, putting content in, and uploading my portfolio...for free. kthx

Oh n I need that done in the next hour
 
brooklyneast05
post Feb 25 2010, 06:27 PM
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it sounds like a bad idea to advertise that you don't want to do anything long or complicated and can't be depended on to be able to focus. pay me money to do a easy job. good luck anyway though.
 
HeartOfPandora
post Feb 25 2010, 06:29 PM
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i like boobies, yes I do. I like boobies - how 'bout you?
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Well I more meant that I won't do projects that last weeks and weeks on end. I wrote this for another forum first, guess I should have edited. TYVM for that.
 
batman
post Feb 25 2010, 06:30 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Feb 25 2010, 07:27 PM) *
it sounds like a bad idea to advertise that you don't want to do anything long or complicated and can't be depended on to be able to focus. pay me money to do a easy job. good luck anyway though.

i know right? this should be a how-to on "what not to do" on a job application.
 

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