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i pissed my bed last night. not even joking. it was wet and hot.
i was sleepin, and then suddenly i was stricken with fear. and my dick went NUTS. urine went EVERYWHERE. i didnt even move, i was lyke. "is this forreal?". it was like 12:00PM! then i just got up, and checked the internet to see if i had a tumor. cause in my mind, piss self equals = tumor. internet said if you drink alot before going to bed your brain does not put the signal to ur uretha er sumthin. so no tumor. and i went back to bed. ever pissed the bed recently? |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:22 AM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Not really, bro. Haven't done that since I was 5.
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Feb 9 2010, 12:23 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
u think ur cooler then me motherf*cker?
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Feb 9 2010, 12:25 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Do you?
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Feb 9 2010, 12:27 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
hm, well you do have those red eyes i've always envied
and what do the ladies think of this 
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Feb 9 2010, 12:30 AM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
i'm happy 4 u
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Feb 9 2010, 12:32 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
you dont even know juna i wish you were there to take pics. cuz i know you would! amirite?
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Feb 9 2010, 12:35 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(AngryBaby @ Feb 9 2010, 02:27 AM)  hm, well you do have those red eyes i've always envied and what do the ladies think of this Hm, yes, red eyes are pretty cool, but it's not really something you should envy in my opinion. Unless you're Kevin.  And the ladies think it's uncommon, which is cool. So, good job, bro. |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:35 AM
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QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Feb 9 2010, 12:30 AM) i'm happy 4 u lol |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:36 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
are your red eyes due to the fact that your are mostly renegade commander shepard?
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Feb 9 2010, 12:38 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
No, I just got really bad pink eye.
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Feb 9 2010, 12:42 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
ah bad pussy.
wanna be friends? |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:45 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Like on Jersey Shore, amirite?
As long as you don't touch my drum set, we're good. |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:45 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
k, cant make any promises.
lets get some wings. wanna hold hands? |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:48 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Wings killed my goldfish. But yeah, sure, I'm down.
I would if I could but I don't know if I should. |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:51 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
sorry bout ur goldfish brah. had a goldfish once named chuck
and nvm man u dont have to if ur not ready. but when you are.....my hand will be there |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:54 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
It's cool. Mine was named Charlie. He always bragged about his fish stick.
Okay, thank you. |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:55 AM
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damn what is this a new bromance in the making
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Feb 9 2010, 12:57 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Where's your title, JC?
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Feb 9 2010, 12:57 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Feb 9 2010, 01:54 AM) It's cool. Mine was named Charlie. He always bragged about his fish stick. Okay, thank you. yeah they always do that. mine lost his tho, freak accident on his way in the scooper at petco QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Feb 9 2010, 01:55 AM) damn what is this a new bromance in the making hey im about to go to members photos wanna come? and hold hands? |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:58 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
I remember my first day at PetCo with Charlie; ninja went crazy as hell. Good experience/closure, though.
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Feb 9 2010, 01:00 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
yeah some are a bit n*ggerish. gotta domesicate them... like real niggas.
then they can be obama's |
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Feb 9 2010, 01:04 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
True, true. I've never seen a black goldfish, though. Well, I have once, but it was burnt so it didn't count.
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Feb 9 2010, 01:17 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
ahh you ate it tho right?
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Feb 9 2010, 01:20 AM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
good thing you didn't have a lady in your bed... you didn't, did you?
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