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[IVIike]

So i was bored on line so I looked up where I live on urbandictionary.com and here is what they had to say

The Main Line is an Upper class enclave outside of Philadelphia. Many people here come from old money. Bryn Mawr, Haverford, Ardmore, Gladwyne, and Wayne are the most exquisite parts of this area. Many catholics, W.A.S.P.s, and J.A.P.s live here. Avalon Brgantine and Stone Harbor are common places where many Main Liners have beach houses.

Kids and Teenagers wear Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste,Abercrombie, American Eagle, Juicy Couture, Michael Stars,and Solow. They shop at the King of Prussia Mall which is one of the largest malls in the country. Preppy is the best way to describe the main line.

Many exclusive clubs surround the Main Line. Catholics belong to mainly Overbrook Golf Club. W.A.S.P.s belong to Aronamink Golf Club , Waynesborough Country Club, Merion Cricket Club, and Philly Country Club. J.A.P.s belong to Radnor Valley Country Club.

Some of the highest ranked schools surround this area. Some of them are The Haverford School, Baldwin, Agnes Irwin, Episcopal Academy, Radnor, Lower Merion, and Shipley.

it's actually pretty accurate

look up the area where you live and see what it says...

[FoxLucky]

Granville


Where men are men, and sheep are scared.

You may be from Granville....

If there are less than 100 ppl living in your town.
If you are female(male) and you have an obsession with Gone By Daylight.
If your name is : Taylor, Lee, Sara, Twon, Emily, Sam, Devon, Jaques, Dave, Weebs, Lindz, or Wojo.
All the males in your town are about 10ft. tall.
If at one point at every party everyone stops to say-"TAYLOR'S HERE!!!".
If you know someone who has f**ked an animal.

Granville person: "Go to Jaques's party on Sunday!!"
Cool Swk person: "Pshhht,no. No ones gonna show up."



LMAO********************

[Tung]

Fremont, CA
aka. Freakmont
City in CA with a population of 200,000. Has all classes of wealth; upper, middle and lower, making it a true city. Best city in the Bay Area. Very diverse unlike Livermore, Pleasanton and all those other towns over the hills unfortunate enough to feel the cool ocean breezes as the lucky residents of Fremont.

[*CowerPointyObjects*]

Oh yeah, I did this one day when I got bored.

City in the western part of Gwinnett County, Georgia with a very diverse population. The wealthier and more upscale area is Peachtree Corners, where many neighborhoods with nice houses can be found. This area is known for a shopping center called the Forum, a string of restaurants and stores that make for a truly unique shopping experience. There are four high schools in the city, two private, one public, and one technical school. Norcross may be referred to as Da Cross, and Norcross High has been known for being a basketball powerhouse.

Bland, but pretty accurate.

Or where I am now..

Athens, Georgia is home to the University of Georgia where the Georgia Bulldog's play their home game. On Saturdays when the Georgia Bulldog football team plays in georgia you will be swarmed with the color red. If you're not wearing red, you will get bad service and probably cussed out if you p. o. someone. There's a section for aristocrats, middle class, and poor people in Athens. Also, there's a lot of tan, fit women that walk around in very atractive clothing.

Remarkably, I have yet to be cussed out for not wearing red on game day.

[S-Majere]

Leicester:

leicester home to a good rugby team and an under acheiving football team. unlike other cities in the midlands (nottingham and birmingham) it is safe to walk through it with out body armour. once home to the legendary Martin O'Neil and Englebert Humperdinck lives nearby.

.../sniggers

[iDecay]

1. monterey park
Okay the most Asian city in the US (no pun intended). Full of Chinese people walking around with shopping carts. In Monterey Park you often see Asian people meandering this way and that way. It's impossible to not see at least one buisness without any Chinese lettering.

I feel like some Chinese food. Where should we go?
In Monterey Park, fo sho!

2. monterey park

City of NBZ where the asians dominate all other races. There are many gangs in the city but NBZ is the leading dominate gang. If you come across one then duck and hide. Monterey Park is the definition of the ultimate party city.

Monterey park is the shit.

Kinda accurate.. I don't really see gangs around though besides wannabes. Second definition is kinda bullshit.

[dustbunny]

Redwood Shores


Coolest non-Hawaii place ever. Enough said.

Let's go to Redwood Shores and have the best time ever rowing boats and playing wiffle ball.

DAMN STRAIGHT FOOS

[tungyr]

A high tech ghetto, Hong Kong is the best place in Asia. Home of tall buildings, neon, and pirates. Also a great place to pick up cheap anime dvds...

Hong Kong is a living example of Gibson's cyberpunk future.

"If you think Japan is good, wait till you see Hong Kong"

[transcendentalis...]

1. dallas
144 up, 24 down


The second largest city in Texas, and 9th largest in the Nation. Ranked as the 18th best skyline in the world. A city that rallies behind its professional teams unlike any other city in the USA. People are generally not as nice as they are in Houston; i.e., a New Yorker mentality. DFW airport is 2nd largest in world. The new Cowboys stadium, which opens 2009, will be the world's best. Having lived in Dallas, NY, and Miami, I can confirm that people are generally much more beautiful in Dallas, and Texas in general. An unsolved mystery it is. Dallas has a very complex freeway system, that can even baffle the most brilliant of minds. Drugs trafficking has continued to be a problem in the region. Incompetent local government has hurt growth within the city limits and deferred all big projects to the surrounding metro area. More so a city of new money, that is its wealthy population achieving fortune in more modern industrial trends, i.e., technology,financials, etc. Houston is old money; i.e., oil. When confronted by local minorities, one must not ever provoke them, for they are known to attack without fair warning. When one shows disrespect or roadrage on the streets/highways, ass beatings, maimings, and death is a common consequence.

If you bring your outta town hatin to the Dallas streets, dem niggaz gonna stomp yo bitch ass to tha concrete!

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oh whale

[stephinika]

1. Vancouver
586 up, 81 down


Vancouver is a city on the west coast of Canada. It has been voted and said by most to be the most beautifull city in the world. Mountains wall in the city and the ocean crashes downtown. In ten minutes you can be walking in old growth forests. Greenpeace, adbusters, legal pot, safe injection sites and things like this make Vancouver Hated by right wing nuts. Vancouver has the highest density, highest property values and best heath standards of Any city its size in the world.

Pretty accurate I guess.

5. vancouver
167 up, 18 down


That city where if you own a house already, you can sell it and buy two of the same in Toronto, or three in Calgary, or an entire street in Winnipeg.

I like that one, haha. Very true again. =p

[tokyo-rose]

1. Flushing

One of the largest most diverse areas in Queens, with a large Korean population located in "Downtown Flushing" a large Heseitc population in Kew Garden Hills, Flushing Meadow Park, one of the biggest parks in Queens and home of those Mets.

It dont get much better than Flushing

Uh, hello, what about the Chinese population that makes up at least 50% of the Flushing area!?

[synthase]

^ hahah even mcdonalds is in chinese in Flushing.

pfffttt my town is such a small suburb..:

1.lexington ma

Lexington Ma is a town outside of boston that is really cool and fun to be in. The center of Lexington is awesome, and its a cool place to just hang out. It is the best place ever to be.

I went to Lexington Ma last weekend so I could have fun.



2.Lexington MA
Small town where a bunch of rich people live and where everyone is snotty and preppy.

Houses are as big as stars houses or even bigger

[tokyo-rose]

^ hahah even mcdonalds is in chinese in Flushing.

No, that would be in Chinatown. There's one that's built in the old-style Chinese buildings, with a curved roof and whatnot.

[synthase]

rofl I couldn't help but notice:

2.createblog
an online forum consisting of adolescent retards, whose lives depend solely on the internet. most people on createblog are unable to think for themselves, and will believe anything they are told.

createblog is evil. beware.

[tokyo-rose]

rofl I couldn't help but notice:

That was probably written by a troll and/or someone who was banned. Psh.

[iDecay]

I believe it was someone from Blogring..? I found that funny that it's partially true.

[LoveToMySilas]

About my hometown:

3. elmhurst 15 up, 33 down

A place in Queens, New york with a shitload of immigrants.

Elmhurst is not the greatest place to be at night.

How rude.

[Elba]

LMFAO! The one's for my city are hella funny and hella true.

A small city (of appx 217,000) located in south San Diego County. Chula Vista is known for its low income areas on the west side (Feaster, Harborside, Castle Park, Otay), and its high income areas on the east side (Eastlake, Otay Ranch, Lynwood Hills). West Chula Vista has a high to moderate gang problem, like most other areas of south San Diego County (southeast San Diego, National City, south San Diego, and Imperial Beach).

Chula vista is a large city surrounded completely by a San Diego, an even larger city. The western part of Chula Vista(west of the 805 freeway) is one of the worst areas in San Diego, particularly west of Hilltop dr. and south of Naples st. It also has an very high population of methamphetamine addicts. the neighborhood of Castle Park has almost no streetlights and is considered quite dangerous at night.High gang activity.

"look at all of these tweakers in chula vista"

aka Chupa Verga, is full of white people, Castle Park is exaggerated and not ghetto, even otay putas are ashamed and rep south san diego, theres so many wanksters in chula vista that they dont rep gangs, they rep schools, mostly castle park,but castle park is full of paisas and socials, the white boys try to act cholo with cortezes and shorts with long socks, while most mexican wanksters try to act black, with 6x t-shirts, ecko unlimited clothes, red,white and black striped shirts, southpole shirts, and bumping new school rap (nigga music eg soulja boy). castle park wanksters sometimes get jumped after school by real cholos from OTNC. its gangs VCV, white wanksters thinking theyre untouchable, but really the only rival is otay putas(Putay My Shoes, Idiotay) and real gangs dont even bother with VCV, because theyre so lame, and dont rule Chupa Verga. the Bonita area is moderately ghetto in highschool, because parents from real ghetto cities like Logan, San Ysidro, and National City, desperately want their kids to succeed, but since many of these parents had the same idea, these little cholos just f**k around, get high in bathrooms, fight each other, and ditch school, since its f**kin easy to ditch from any part of there.

me and my homies cruised in chula vista and just laid back at the taco shop until some putas from otay called us out, we decked their asses and came up on their cash and a baby blue LT chargers jersey. My homie tagged a big ass NC on the unconscious puta's t-shirt.

[IVIike]

About my hometown:
How rude.

lmao that made me laugh\

this is so true:
On the Main line Kids and Teenagers wear Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste,Abercrombie, American Eagle, Juicy Couture, Michael Stars,and Solow. They shop at the King of Prussia Mall which is one of the largest malls in the country. Preppy is the best way to describe the main line

Everyone I know pretty much lives at the KOP mall spending daddy's money like theres no tomorrow.

[Marlons]

Eugene Oregon.

A place in Oregon where women do not need to shave their armpits.
I'm sick of midwest American culture; I think I'll move to Eugene, grow out my body hair, and get liberal

It's pretty acurate, at least for all the hippies and homeless people that live in my city. You could also call it tweaker town.

[Smarmosaur]

i can't find it. :[

[Saikou]

1. Flushing

One of the largest most diverse areas in Queens, with a large Korean population located in "Downtown Flushing" a large Heseitc population in Kew Garden Hills, Flushing Meadow Park, one of the biggest parks in Queens and home of those Mets.

It dont get much better than Flushing

Flushingggg! my favorite hang out spot!<3

[1angel3]

This is what mine said...

City of about 150,000 in West-Central North Carolina. It started as a tobacco town, and is the home or R.J. Reynolds Tobacco--makers of Camel, Winston and Salem cigarettes. Also famous for being the home of Wake Forest University and North Carolina School of the Arts. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts also started here about 70 years ago.
The home to one of two surviving Moravian communities in the country, and the Old Salem historical district is literally a 18th-Century town in the middle of the city.

Still very much a small southern town; city government has a fear of expansion and growth, and the "good old boys" still run things.

"I am going to Winston-Salem to buy some doughnuts and cigarettes."

[xhidethedetails]

wankster town, home of the KKK, also home of wanksters. 75% of people that live hear are wannabe gangsters who think they are crypt/crip or blood and don't even know of any other gangs which is why they say they are crypt/crip or blood. 99% of the black population here are Eshbach's. 99% of people here are white.

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Boring as hell school.
Watch out for the KKK.

This is a grand spanking total of 2 niggas in the Boyertown school district.

black kid-"Hahaha that white kid thinks he's black!"
other black kid-"Yea i bet he lives in boyertown!"

Yep that'd be where I live.
King of Prussia Mall is amazing though.

[Detective]

Lynn, Ma

LYNN
A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.

Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above

Answer: E of course

All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation