They said what?! Options

[IVIike]

^-- Wow

[*paperplane*]

I forgot to add the example to the end of my post.

-Do you wanna go to the movies or the bowling alley tonight?

- Let's just meet at Ingles.

It really makes the whole thing, because it's so true. It was always beyond my comprehension why people hung out in the Ingles parking lot...until I went home for breaks and realized how horrible it was not to have anything open past 11.


I also forgot to mention that the last sentence of the Athens one is a complete lie. There may well be a lot of fit girls, but their tans are all orange, and their clothing is hardly attractive. Shorts, tights, and uggs are practically a sorostitute's uniform, and it's a crime against humanity.

[freeflow]

Cerritos.

A city of Cows
A subherb of Los Angeles known for their extensive korean population and huge library

Lets go to Cerritos to get some korean biznatches andsome bul-gogi

That's true.

cerritos
9 up, 4 down
cerritos is a middle high to high class suburban town in some part of la county. its considered one of the best cities in la. cerritos is famed for its beautiful designs and fountains. the city has a huge modern library with crazy pretty fountains outside. the waterfalls built around the city add to its splendor. cerritos is the home to the number one school in california, whitney high school. this city has its own mall, the los cerritos mall, and its own auto square. cerritos is actually richer than cities like beverly hills and such. overall, a good place to live. filled with rich asians carrying around lv and gucci.

"i live in cerritos, and im loving it!"

"aw, youre sooo lucky. id totally move there if i could!"

That's a little overboard if you ask me.

[lkajsfklajskds]

Ok, so the first time i typed in Elmhurst, i got places in chicago
-_-"
Now, here is the REAL Elmhurst. (Or at least the one in Queens)

A place in Queens,New york with a shitload of immigrants.
Elmhurst is Not the greatest place to be at night.

gee, how descriptive.

But then i looked up Queens and here are some of my faves

A boro that could use some more subway service.
The Archer Av & Hillside subways & a train to LaGuardia.

tha hottest place 2 b
it is an honor 2 b born in qnz

Arguably New York City's nicest borough, it boasts the the city's second largest population and only it's forth highest crime-rate. It also has the largest number of owner-occupied homes and two-parent familes out of the five boroughs of New York City. It creates equal oppertunities for minorities and immigrants as well. Which is evident considering that more than half of the blacks in Queens own their own homes. As a result Queens houses a good amount of the city's black middle class. It's also the city's most diverse borough, with almost half of it's residents being immigrants.
I learned some of these facts in an article named "Taxing NYC's Soul" by Steven Malanga.

[Anephoria]

Okay:

Conyers, Georgia

A little town about 30 minutes away from Atlanta ,GA. It's the East of GA. Home of the Cherry Blossom Festival. Also home of the Georgia International Horse park.

Decent enough I guess...

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

1. san francisco 734 up, 165 down

A really nice place in CA. Fun places to see, lovely place to stay, nice people, diverse culture.

sure, why not.

[Insurmountable]

Like the strangest city in North Carolina.

New Bern is so strange that people cry they hate Yankees, but search them out all over the world and beg them to come live here!
tags weirdtown, bern town, crazytown, historical city

XD

I wouldn't say its really that strange, more or less boring as hell. But people do complain all the time about the yankees taking over. I haven't ever seen someone asking them to move here though. Tag wise, it is correct by being a historical city.

[IVIike]

hahaha wait like the yankees as in the north?

[creole]

Saint Petersburg, Florida

Argueably the most beautiful city on the west coast of Florida. Population around 300,000 people, founded 1888. Named by Petr Demen for his hometown of St. Petersburg, Russia. Home to SPC and USF- St. Petersburg as well as the Salvador Dali museum and headquarters to Progress Energy Inc. Across Tampa Bay from Tampa, South of Clearwater, and North of Sarasota.

A city of the West Coast of Florida.
PSHH, YEAH RIGHT.

A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida.

St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?

Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting f*cked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.

For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.

Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.

Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the f*ck out of this hell hole.

LOL, SO TRUE.