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 May 7 2009, 11:19 AM
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 Ley <3  Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894  |
QUOTE(Beenly @ May 7 2009, 06:05 AM)  Are you a magnet, because I'm attracted to you. LAMEEEEE 
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May 7 2009, 07:20 PM
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 Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
Excuse me, but what's the breast way to your heart?
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May 12 2009, 01:03 AM
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"Our love is like dividing by zero; it's undefinable."
"I don't have my library card, but do you mind if I check you out?" |
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May 12 2009, 01:12 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
"nice shoes. Wanna have sex?"
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May 12 2009, 08:19 AM
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 <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
^ Haha, I have a friend whose sister is getting married to the guy that introduced himself with "nice shirt, wanna f***?"
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Jun 19 2009, 01:44 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.
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Jun 19 2009, 10:08 AM
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"I will be monitoring your frequencies."
f*ck yeah. |
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Jun 19 2009, 10:16 AM
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ay gurl u look skinny i approve
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Jun 19 2009, 11:54 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,574 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 555,438 |
"You look hotter than an i7 without a cooling fan."
"I would like to place my NIC in your expansion slot." |
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Jun 19 2009, 01:25 PM
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Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
I love every bone in your body...Especially mine.
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Jun 19 2009, 01:37 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
You wanna do somethin' strange for a lil' piece of change, lil' mama?!
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Jun 19 2009, 03:32 PM
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 TooMuch Swagg Group: Member Posts: 378 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 645,693 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 6 2008, 04:48 PM) you really say that stuff? i know! who uses pick up lines nowadays |
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Jun 19 2009, 04:37 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
QUOTE(ley @ Jun 20 2009, 02:25 AM) I love every bone in your body...Especially mine. thank you nick cannon |
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Jun 19 2009, 08:46 PM
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You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.
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Jul 26 2009, 11:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
*guy walks up to girl*
And I jizz in my pants. *stare* |
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Jul 26 2009, 11:49 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 27 2009, 12:28 PM) *guy walks up to girl* And I jizz in my pants. *stare* no wonder you arent getting any girls |
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Jul 26 2009, 11:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
haha?
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Oct 16 2009, 10:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
do you work at subway?
cause you just gave me a foot long. |
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Oct 20 2009, 05:19 PM
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 Crimson&Cream Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 149,708 |
Hey there sugar,
Can I be you CANDYMAN? (sound like something off of supafly)  I know..I know, I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out, sweetcheeks.  Hey there, do you like peanut butter and jelly? Because I'm peanut butter and your jelly and we can make a gooooood sammick! but if you like we can have a side of milk.  mannnn!!!!Did you fart? Because you blew me away.  Hey was that an earthquake, because you just shook my world, baby...Woot!  Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! 
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Oct 20 2009, 06:33 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
Theres something wrong with my phone. It doesnt have your number
Did you get a ticket? Becuase you have fine written all over you. |
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Oct 20 2009, 06:44 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Uronacid @ Jun 19 2009, 11:54 AM) "You look hotter than an i7 without a cooling fan." "I would like to place my NIC in your expansion slot." i7s run pretty cool, actually. 965BE without a cooling fan would be better. |
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Oct 20 2009, 08:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
I lost my number, can I have yours?
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Oct 20 2009, 08:36 PM
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(′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
i'll let you stand next to me if you don't complain about the heat
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Oct 21 2009, 06:21 AM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
"Is your name Summer?"
"No, why?" "'Cause you're hot." O_o |
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Oct 21 2009, 02:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Oct 21 2009, 04:21 AM) "Is your name Summer?" "No, why?" "'Cause you're hot." O_o "Is your name Winter?" "No, why?" "'Cause you look like a cold heartless biotch." ^_^ |
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