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 Sep 19 2009, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(iDecay @ Sep 19 2009, 12:41 AM)  Mine is weird. I went in for a physical (not the type Teesa goes to  ) and my doctor needed to check my vision and all he did was hold up two fingers and say, "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!" I told him, "2..." and he was like "OK 20/20 VISION." ...  lolwat. My eye doctor is really creepy. He seems like the type of guy who would take photos of random girls and then jack off to them later. |
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Sep 21 2009, 08:59 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
QUOTE (Note: this takes place during the middle of a bad rainstorm.)
Customer: “Hi, I wanted to start bringing by dog here but I wanted to make sure that the animals get a lot of exercise.” Me: “Oh, we just have them in rotations to run on a treadmill. You see, they help to generate power for our building. I think we have Sandy, a cute little chihuahua going right now.” Customer: “You’re joking, right?” Me: “Haha, yeah.” (Moments later, my coworker comes in from the back.) Coworker: “Hey, Sandy’s loose again. Have you seen the pop-up fence?” (As if on cue, the storm knocks out power to the building right then and there.) Customer: “Oh my god! I’m calling Animal Services and reporting you all!” |
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Sep 21 2009, 10:23 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Don't I lace you in the Gucci?
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Sep 22 2009, 05:09 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
don't i deck you in the louis?
i listen to mario's part in that song over and over agaiiiiiiin |
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Sep 22 2009, 05:57 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
tooot
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Sep 22 2009, 10:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 8,629 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 498,468 |
 Okay back to homework >:O |
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Sep 23 2009, 06:33 PM
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crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
HOLY WOW MARIO LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN THE BEGINNING
but the rest of it is so stupid. like wtf are they doing during my favorite part. |
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Sep 23 2009, 06:44 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
who the f*ck is gucci man
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Sep 23 2009, 06:47 PM
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crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
haha gucci mane is the annoying rapper dude i think
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Oct 2 2009, 11:58 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
UGGGGGGGH.
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Oct 3 2009, 12:42 AM
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Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 8,629 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 498,468 |
Que pasa, Tina? :(
My hair's growing! My trick still works. |
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Oct 3 2009, 12:54 AM
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Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
My partner fell when she was dancing and sprained her ankle and coach suspended her from playing for a week which means I cant play. FTSSS. D;
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Oct 3 2009, 12:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 8,629 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 498,468 |
Aw man.
 I'm sorry about that. You can't get a replacement?
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Oct 3 2009, 11:58 PM
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 f your couch Group: Official Member Posts: 3,089 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 491,301 |
10 more pages to go.
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Oct 3 2009, 11:59 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
and also cocks.
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Oct 4 2009, 12:52 AM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
in your butt
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Oct 4 2009, 01:36 AM
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Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
No Natalia.
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Oct 4 2009, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(smash @ Sep 11 2009, 01:39 AM) WHAAAAA?! are you for serious?? we must talk about this. IM me tomorrow. Damn I feel late. I started two weeks ago, I think. And it's cool so far. |
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Oct 4 2009, 09:53 PM
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f your couch Group: Official Member Posts: 3,089 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 491,301 |
^aaaaaw. did you start with potatoes and veggies, and cuts?
btw, miss you. |
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Oct 4 2009, 10:34 PM
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Suure did. And I have this cute little uniform, too.
Miss you, too. |
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Oct 5 2009, 12:23 AM
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f your couch Group: Official Member Posts: 3,089 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 491,301 |
i can't stand my uniform because it's too big. i want to have a custom one made for me so i'm not swimming in it.
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Oct 18 2009, 05:10 PM
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 "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 |
+1
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Oct 18 2009, 05:14 PM
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 i like boobies, yes I do. I like boobies - how 'bout you? Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 662,457 |
lalala.
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Oct 18 2009, 05:15 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
.alalal
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Oct 18 2009, 05:16 PM
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i like boobies, yes I do. I like boobies - how 'bout you? Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 662,457 |
rabblez.
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