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From the people who brought you FML now bring you MLIA

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Today I was typing random letters on my blackberry. I dropped it when I went outside, and when I picked it up the letters read "Owooowwww" I apologized to my blackberry. MLIA

Today my locker buddy and I figured out how to use a singing card to make our locker play Star Wars theme song when we open it. This year might not be bad after all. MLIA

Today, I went to the dentist. I was wearing a shirt that said, "Flossin'...Aint Just For Gangstas." My dentist smiled at me and then proceeded to unbutton his white coat and reveal the exact same shirt. I love my dentist! MLIA

Today while walking down a random aisle at Target, I heard my 5 year-old say "I'd hit that!" My 8 year-old immediately responded, "I'd hit that too!" The 5 year-old giggled, "I bet Daddy would hit that real hard." My curiosity peaked I turned to see what they were talking about. It was a pinata. They were right - I would hit it. MLIA

Today, in class my teacher got angry at the class and yelled out "stop" then out of reflex I yelled back "hammer time" and my teacher applauded me for fast thinking, MLIA

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