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I caught my dad with my GF! WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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post Aug 12 2009, 10:01 AM
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2h86dde.png
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 10:04 AM
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Is the picture suggesting that she doesnt actually exist and you found your father masturbating with a steak? hmmm... I had never heard that fetish before...

But dang bro. I feel so bad for you. Cant believe you kept your cool. I would be so angry and so sad right now. your dad? yuck.

You stuck your penis where he stuck his. nasty...
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 10:24 AM
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bahahahahaha
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 10:26 AM
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Putting aside the intense feeling I have that this isn't real...

I don't see why you wouldn't start swinging. Phuck dat, 2 years? AND she COOKED for you? How could you let him let such a woman get away.
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 10:31 AM
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QUOTE(Funky-Buddha @ Aug 12 2009, 11:26 AM) *
Putting aside the intense feeling I have that this isn't real...

I don't see why you wouldn't start swinging. Phuck dat, 2 years? AND she COOKED for you? How could you let him let such a woman get away.

Whoosh!
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 10:43 AM
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LMAO. thats a good one.
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 10:51 AM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Aug 12 2009, 10:31 AM) *
Whoosh!

LOL @ how many people are taking this seriously..

(waiting for "THIS BELONGS IN RELATIONSHIPS YO" to happen)
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 10:58 AM
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Holy crap i cant believe how slow I am.

LOL

MEAT /= PENIS
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 11:03 AM
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Shoot, I'm ashamed to say I was as slow as JCP this time.
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 11:26 AM
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hahahaha this is really funny. damn.

by the way, your GF (ex GF) looks more black to me than white.
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 12:00 PM
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LOL i was like wtf why would he do that.
Then i saw the picture

Good one
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 12:03 PM
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lolololol



Ay, I been seeing you GF round the block lately. _unsure.gif
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 03:05 PM
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Haha, I like how some people didn't get this.

I think you should set your GF straight. Remind your GF of all the good times you had together, and let her know how incomplete both your lives would be without each other. Slowly turn your GF on to rekindle the heat of your relationship... you don't want to move too fast or you might get burned.
 
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post Aug 12 2009, 06:01 PM
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I hate those things.

Never grill things right imo
 
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post Aug 13 2009, 10:49 PM
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i've seen this post on so many other forums.
 
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post Aug 13 2009, 11:36 PM
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I enjoyed this.
 
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post Aug 14 2009, 12:26 AM
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i wish my grill cooked for me
 

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