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#51
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![]() Nick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: Aug 2009 Member No: 740,993 ![]() |
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#52
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i hope a chicks never faked an orgasm wit me. its easy for a guy to fake too, unless hes wearing a condom. i don't understande how it be easy for a guy to fake without a condom. i mean, there's a definite mess afterwards that the girl has to tend to... oh, someone please enlighten me. |
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![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
have you not read the rest of the thread?
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![]() (′ ・ω・`) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 ![]() |
lol the use of yogurt
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![]() Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 ![]() |
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rawr? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,705 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,858 ![]() |
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![]() Nick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: Aug 2009 Member No: 740,993 ![]() |
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![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. Well, that is...quite disturbing. haven't needed to fake it... yet. ![]() |
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![]() This bag is not a toy. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 ![]() |
The thing that cracks me up about the yogurt thing is that the guy would literally have to KNOW beforehand that he's gonna fake it. There's so much preparation that goes into this, what with warming up the yogurt and such. I'm pretty sure that when women fake they don't PLAN it ahead of time.. for me it was just that in the moment I realized that if it kept going for too much longer, it would ruin the mood. And if I said "it's just not gonna happen" or anything along those lines, it would also kill the mood. At the time I thought it was the only way to save his dignity.
As a disclaimer, I have never faked in my current relationship. |
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![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
^ Exactly! Like I have never understood guys that have said they are going to fake it either. Imo....if you cum that doesn't mean anything. A guy doesn't have to have emotion to cum ya know.
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![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
See the queen of kink was not aware that cum doesn't equal orgasm either. Stupid men with their stupid tricks.
What about severe toe curling action??????????????? |
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![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
I mean but why would you believe that? You actually think that every guy who thinks a girls puss is tightening up believes that she is having an orgasm?
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![]() Fellatio. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 ![]() |
If it were me and I wasn't feeling it, I don't think I would fake any shit; I'd say "I'm done now."
Fukkk da mood. |
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