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Nickfury
post Aug 7 2009, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 7 2009, 10:23 PM) *
I would assume so too. Sometimes it's just not going to happen
But I am a virgin who does not approve of sex before marriage or sex without the intention of procreation.

u just like putting it in peoples butts eh?
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE(Nickfury @ Aug 7 2009, 03:27 PM) *
i hope a chicks never faked an orgasm wit me. its easy for a guy to fake too, unless hes wearing a condom.



i don't understande how it be easy for a guy to fake without a condom. i mean, there's a definite mess afterwards that the girl has to tend to...

oh, someone please enlighten me.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 09:44 PM
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have you not read the rest of the thread?
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 10:02 PM
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lol the use of yogurt
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(Nickfury @ Aug 7 2009, 09:24 PM) *
u just like putting it in peoples butts eh?

Yes. It is how god wants it to be.
 
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post Aug 8 2009, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(smash @ Aug 7 2009, 12:30 AM) *
you should've kept that to yourself.


LOL definitely agreee.

QUOTE(doughnut @ Aug 7 2009, 11:02 PM) *
lol the use of yogurt


haha.
 
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post Aug 8 2009, 11:57 AM
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QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 7 2009, 12:24 AM) *
A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area.

food sex is hot, but i think this crosses the line.
 
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post Aug 8 2009, 01:08 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 10:44 PM) *
have you not read the rest of the thread?


dude... of course not.
i will now though.
 
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post Aug 8 2009, 02:06 PM
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QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM) *
A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area.

Well, that is...quite disturbing.

QUOTE(-DressYourEyelids- @ Aug 7 2009, 11:13 AM) *
haven't needed to fake it... yet.

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post Aug 8 2009, 03:31 PM
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The thing that cracks me up about the yogurt thing is that the guy would literally have to KNOW beforehand that he's gonna fake it. There's so much preparation that goes into this, what with warming up the yogurt and such. I'm pretty sure that when women fake they don't PLAN it ahead of time.. for me it was just that in the moment I realized that if it kept going for too much longer, it would ruin the mood. And if I said "it's just not gonna happen" or anything along those lines, it would also kill the mood. At the time I thought it was the only way to save his dignity.

As a disclaimer, I have never faked in my current relationship.
 
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post Aug 8 2009, 05:25 PM
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^ Exactly! Like I have never understood guys that have said they are going to fake it either. Imo....if you cum that doesn't mean anything. A guy doesn't have to have emotion to cum ya know.
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 07:57 PM
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See the queen of kink was not aware that cum doesn't equal orgasm either. Stupid men with their stupid tricks.

What about severe toe curling action???????????????
 
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post Aug 10 2009, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE(hypnotique @ Aug 9 2009, 07:57 PM) *
See the queen of kink was not aware that cum doesn't equal orgasm either. Stupid men with their stupid tricks.

What about severe toe curling action???????????????


seriously, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one...
 
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post Aug 13 2009, 11:41 PM
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I mean but why would you believe that? You actually think that every guy who thinks a girls puss is tightening up believes that she is having an orgasm?
 
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post Aug 14 2009, 12:21 AM
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If it were me and I wasn't feeling it, I don't think I would fake any shit; I'd say "I'm done now."

Fukkk da mood.
 

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