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fml! no stfu -_-
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post Aug 7 2009, 11:54 AM
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QUOTE(AileenWitIt @ Aug 7 2009, 01:22 AM) *
I ran into this webpage, and I actually laughed at people's shortcomings. Particularly, this one..

"Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML"

Ha ha. So my question is, what's your FML?

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post Aug 7 2009, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE( @ Aug 7 2009, 02:54 AM) *
My ex made out with a brazilian girl in front of me tonight. I don't know if this is win or lose.
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post Aug 7 2009, 01:25 PM
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http://mylifeisaverage.com

It makes me feel better about being awkward.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 02:14 PM
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I got a boner in class. No one noticed. MLIA
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE(Joanne @ Apr 19 2009, 01:17 PM) *
Failblog > FML

They both suck massive cock. I'm talking like elephant sized cock. And not an elephant's cock either, I'm talking a cock the size of an entire elephant.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 04:56 PM
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this one is so full of win


Today at work, I correctly answered a question about the boiling point of water. My boss congratulated me and asked if I was going into sciences. I didn't tell him I'd learned it from the Magic School Bus. MLIA.

love that show :D

Today, I was texting in an area that didn't have much signal. My friend told me that if I raised my hand the message would send. I held up the hand that wasn't holding my phone. The message immediately sent. I haven't been this excited in weeks. MLIA


Today, I saw Bruno. During one of the many gay sex scenes, an old lady sitting behind me said, "Ohhhh thats how they do it!". It was the funniest moment of the whole movie. MLIA.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 7 2009, 04:52 PM) *
They both suck massive cock. I'm talking like elephant sized cock. And not an elephant's cock either, I'm talking a cock the size of an entire elephant.

It's true.

Every time I see someone say fail, I get that much more suicidal.
 

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