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[RealTalk]

1. marissa
5 up, 8 down

THE hot girl with rat teeth.
a marissa will call herself snazzpants.
and shimy down the catwalk.

that girl is soooooooooo marissa

2. marissa
20 up, 27 down

good mother, very friendly, loves reggie her owner is kasey
1. i wish marissa was my mom
2. Reggie, your so lucky to have marissa as a wife.

3. Marissa
25 up, 46 down

bitch, whore, c**t, slore, hoe, butt face, all of the above. someone you can't trust and who doesn't have any real friends cause every girl has said somethng about her. apperantly she has "POWER" but she doesn't!
WOW! i can't believe marissa slapped tht grl! wat a bitcH!

So much love for the last one.

[JokeInsideJoke]

1.bianca223 up, 69 downBianca is an italian name meaning fair and white
Bianca's are usually european and gorgeous with big boobs and sexy bodies.

guy 1: wow, look at that girll, shes finee.
guy 2: her name is bianca. she is god's gift to the world

2.bianca35 up, 16 downa drug that will make u laugh, get crazy, and forget ur problems

yes bianca coming to the streets in 3 months, itll make u laugh, get crazy, and forget ur problems, and the only side effect is a headache from all the laughing. yes its bianca the only drug that can make u high but have no after effects. available from all the tiny little illegal aliens...-coughcough- i mean mexicanos...NEWAYS GET URS TODAY

little children:I WANT IT! MOMMMYYYY GET IT FOR ME!!!!!
mom:later sweetie we have to finish the stuff we have home first

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

1. janette 3 up, 5 down

janette = hooker
as in prostitute

janette = hooker

hooker = someone you pick up on a corner





haha.

[Heathasm]

lololololol for "heather"

The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.

LOL I love mine!

Beatiful, creative,smart,spontaniou s, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.

My parents are going to love the new heather I am bringing home.

That girl is a heather!

outgoing,happy,loud,fun,d own to earth But: can be bitchy,rude,ignorant, and sometimes has the urge to please themselves with household items because they are sexually active.

besides the def for the flower these are all of mine

[Eww]

1. Olivia
love it 391 up, 213 down hate it

The first lady of g unit
olivia sings with 50 cent on the song candy shop
by L.R. Sep 4, 2005 email it 0 comments
2. Olivia
love it 394 up, 226 down hate it

A Transexual Singer for the Pop Rap group G-Unit. Poor Voice and garbage subject matter, Wouldn't reccomend any of his/her music.
Olivia only makes money through marketing schemes, not from raw talent.
hip pop music singing voice wack
by Down Pour Apr 10, 2006 email it 0 comments
3. olivia
love it 271 up, 160 down hate it

the 5th man of G-Unot
you can see olivia's junk in the candy shop music video
transexual woman gay g-unot 5 dimes
by BWS4LIFE Apr 30, 2006 email it 0 comments

Edit:
Forgot to put which I agree with.

They're all the same.
I disagree with them all o_o.

[smash]

... according to the urban dictionary?

here's mine

1. ashley
a bad ass motherf*cker who who won't take no shit off of nobody

that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her


2. ashley
the most beautiful woman ive ever met and the love of my life

ashley is soo effin hot


my nickname. i promise this is not why it's my nickname.

This post has been edited by smash: Aug 4 2009, 02:23 AM

[sixfive]

i like cake

[Joanne]

A girl who seems innocent , but also knows how to have fun. Joannes are usually beautiful, have slender and sexy bodies, extremely smart, and get all the guys.
guy 1: "That girl looks like a Joanne; she's so fine"
guy 2: "I know, damn i wish i could tap that"



A sex act while giving a blow job to a fat chubby guy and letting him ejaculate on your face. Often leads to giggling in the end.
"Aw damn."
"You just Joanne on me."

after sexual intercourse
"the last 10 mins was so totally Joanne"


lmao.

[smash]

lmao @ Joanne's second def.

[Meganmon]

1. Megan

A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fxcking hilarious!

Megan is my best friend.

Edit: I don't like my definition. D:
It makes me feel conceited. :[

[emberfly]

Someone who is too cool for words. Wesley's are very influential and make friends easy. Many people misunderstand them but they are really on a higher lever of thinking. Wesley's are not ignorant and see the world how it is not how they wanna see it.
Person 1: Man, wesley is so cool, man i don't even know man.
Person 2: That's not just any wesley that's Wesley f*ckING Cool
Person 3: Woah man, Woah.

Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, look at him he's such a TYLER.



never saw that movie.........

[hypnotique]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Diana


LOL

[heyo-captain-jac...]

inb4steven

thought there was a thread like this?

There was a while back. It died.



Buttsex:
what everything revolves around
why kobe bryant's in trouble
damn kobe's on trial cuase of some harmless butsex?

CJ:
receiving a Blow job While you are in a coma
i heard that kiley gave tim a cj while tim was recovering from that skiing accident

Chris:
is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

[Mickey]

Topics merged.

[Matsumoto]

Victoria

A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incredible, cute, all around perfect girl in the whole Universe. She is just stunning, she can light up the darkest rooms with her smile, and bring up anyone's day with her voice, there is nothing wrong with her at all, she just never ceases to amaze anyone, her beauty is hypnotic and her eyes are mesmerizing, she herself is so magnetic, on a scale of 1 to 10 she is an Eleventy Fortyfour,she may seem like a good girl but have a night with her and you'll discover her total bad girl side, she is into pink fuzzy handcuffs and leather, but you still cant help but remain in love with her, even though she is incredibly kinky.
--Gosh! When I saw Victoria pass by my zipper broke!



A sadistic little minx who knows how to punish the right people!
--Victoria f*cking dominated Nick last night! He had bruises allover!

[MoneyIsDaMotive]

LJ

5. LJ 3 up, 3 down love it hate it

To fall off or over an object, usual under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. In the manner of Lisa Jackson.
"Oh my god I almost LJ'd the boardwalk"

7. LJ 5 up, 28 down love it hate it

The act of oral sex on a women.
When a women is getting LJ

8. LJ 18 up, 91 down love it hate it

Its definition for LeBron James.
It's unbelievable, LJ did it again.
The best dunk i've ever senn done by LJ.

[Funky-Buddha]

Rik:

Rik 2 up, 1 down love it hate it

1. Noun. A place of party.

2. Verb. To party.
On Saturday we are going to rik at the rik.

RIK 8 up, 9 down love it hate it

(v) to get as close as possible to physically raping someone in plain clothing, preferably jokingly, and with little repercussions.
Dude, i totally Rik'd that chick.
Yeah, man, i saw, you were all over her and she was like "agh!"

Raping fully clothed women, that's how it's done.

rik 16 up, 25 down love it hate it

Small, elvish looking character with hair similar to tom delonge. often found chatting up young girls or his boss. rik is a Nymphomainiac. rik likes head.
Man: Rik, your gay
Rik: dude, Im not
----

Party at rik's house, drunk 13 year olds for everyone

----

A - Dude, what is rik wearing?
B - A lumberjack shirt and tight-ass pants

What da fux. Somebody has me confused for Tung.

[dosomethin888]

Look up your first name on www.urbandictionary.com and post the definition of it :)

1.Melanie

A name for a girl. french, means "dark". like dark hair, olive skin. people named melanie are always really pretty and super nice. just sexy, if you will. used to say it when seeing a pretty girl, but they obviously will never match up to her standards.
DAMN!!!!! That girl is definatly a Melanie.

[Reidar]

"Lance

1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection."

How stupid. Friends are for weaklings and the only hearts I care about are the beef kinds I buy at the supermarket.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Reidar's name is Lance?


Anyway, this is about the 40th topic on this I've seen here. Have some new ideas..

[Reidar]

Lance is my Western name. My Persian name is Hormuz, which is actually kind of funny.

"hormuz isn't defined yet, but these are close:

Irangeles

What Iranians call Los Angeles, because it is completely chock full of them.
Damn, Hormuz! look at that Sand Monkey! We must be in Irangeles!"

[Harp]

Cheyenne
1.To run up behind somebody, hit them in the back of the head, and then run away very fast.
I'm gonna Cheyenne that bitch when i see her tomorrow!



lmfao.

[emberfly]

we already have this topic ??

[drinksmokefuck]

Lance is my Western name. My Persian name is Hormuz, which is actually kind of funny.

"hormuz isn't defined yet, but these are close:

Irangeles

What Iranians call Los Angeles, because it is completely chock full of them.
Damn, Hormuz! look at that Sand Monkey! We must be in Irangeles!"

You don't happen to be fluent in Kurdish do you

[karmakiller]

we already have this topic ??

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=199252