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 Aug 3 2009, 02:21 PM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Aug 3 2009, 12:09 PM)  ^lolwut nothing happened lol, they just disconnected :P |
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Aug 3 2009, 02:25 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.  Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
I don't find it very funny though.
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| *Shelby-Zu* |
Aug 3 2009, 02:33 PM
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sorry >.<'
I did, :/ |
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Aug 3 2009, 11:48 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 553,180 |
the best site.
hahh cute little uk boy :) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: asl? Stranger: 14/m/uk Stranger: you? You: aw, your a young one. You: 18 f FL You: how are you today? Stranger: I'm alright Stranger: where is FL please You: florida, us You: haha you're so cute Stranger: thats where sunny delight is from? Stranger: oh no Stranger: thts california Stranger: sorry You: haha i don't even know. You: we have oranges ;) You: so what brings you here? You: bored? Stranger: I heard my sister talking about it and schools finished Stranger: so im up late Stranger: what is your name please? Stranger: are you african american? Stranger: I've never met an american before You: haha no You: my name is rebecca You: i'm asian-american Stranger: oh Stranger: my dad says that white americans Stranger: are all racist Stranger: is that true? You: no that is not true :] americans love europeans! You: i love the accents Stranger: we aim to please :) Stranger: what is it like in asia You: i grew up in america, so i don't know. haha You: what is it like in europe! You: never been there before. Stranger: well in europe Stranger: the grass is green and the girls are pretty Stranger: I don't know how to explain You: haha its alright. You: sounds liek a nice place Stranger: it's quite nice except for some people hurt you You: hurt you? how come? Stranger: because I'm naughty Stranger: that may be true but I work hard Stranger: and I do not hurt people Stranger: they like to cause pain You: oh im sorry You: what time is it there! its midnight here Stranger: it is 05:17 :o Stranger: I think it is the latest I have ever been up You: pm or am? Stranger: am You: dang, arn't you tired? Stranger: very You: sleep! you gotta grow tall You: don't let this stop your sleep! this is a waste of time. You: go to sleep! gotta grow tall, so that when your older, you'll be tall and handsome Stranger: my sister says its good tho she told her friend that guys go on cam all the time Stranger: I want to see an african american You: haha do you want me to send a picture? Stranger: of an african american? You: yes Stranger: not really I want to see them on cam cos my sister says its sexy which is good Stranger: I want to make them do things Stranger: laugh and stuff Stranger: pictures are boring You: haha okay You: whats so interesting about african americans? Stranger: my dad says they're apes Stranger: but I have blak friends at hom Stranger: home Stranger: I want to see how diff they are Stranger: have you met many? You: yes theres many here. but they're not apes You: seems like your dad is racist. Stranger: you mean like hitler? Stranger: oh kkk are racist too Stranger: them guys in hoods You: yeah i know You: go to sleep little boy, i'm worried for you Stranger: why!? Stranger: what is wrong You: this is not a safe site You: someone can track you, hunt you down, then... you know bad stuff You: especially if you cam with people You: you don't know You: tell your sister that. Stranger: are you threatening me please Stranger: I dont understand you properly You: no threat. You: your just so young, and i care for you Stranger: you care about me :)? You: yes, your special Stranger: :):) I like you Stranger: you seem nice You: yes i am nice. go to sleep Stranger: but why I am fine here my sister is on all the time Stranger: she takes computer from me during the day You: how old is she? Stranger: 15 nearly 16 You: i see. okay well you should really get some rest. come back on tomorrow when you get your 8 hours of sleep! You: don't let your sister boss you around! take the computer away from her :) Stranger: haha she is big tho Stranger: I dont want to go tho I like talking to u Stranger: you make me feel good Stranger: you look out for me Stranger: but I dont understand how its not safe You: aw, your so cute i wish you were my brother. You: come to america Stranger: :) I would love to I want to see the statue of liberty Stranger: and hollywood Stranger: is hollywood in florida? You: haha unfortunately. You: theres disney world! Stranger: oh yea! Stranger: there is disneyland paris for us here Stranger: shrek!!! You: oh i see. i love that. You: you should really sleep. Stranger: but school is finished for the holidays and I want to stay up late like my friends Stranger: why do you want me to go is it because I annoy you Stranger: I annoy me sister too You: nono You: are you short? or tall? Stranger: i am big for my age Stranger: but my sister is bigger You: how tall? You: 5'? 6'? You: oh you use cm right? You: we use ft. haha You: okay Stranger: no we use ft here Stranger: I am 5,4 last I checked You: oh kay. don't you want to be taller! Stranger: not really :o Stranger: why! Stranger: how tall are you ? You: to grow tall, you have to sleep! You: and my height has nothing to do with this :) Stranger: to grow you must sleep in manure! You: woah, you europeans! Stranger: haha it is a saying Stranger: but it is true I think You: haha okay, well it was nice talking to you brian Stranger: brian :S You: haha You: ryan? You: kyle? Stranger: da f*ck is wrong with you You: europeans curse ? You: wow. you shouldn't be swearing! You: young boy. You: go to sleep. Stranger: okay Stranger: tell me first though Stranger: are there many people like you on here Stranger: you are very nice Stranger: even if a bit weird You: no, ppl like me is rare. You: verry rare :) Stranger: oh Stranger: I must be on more then You: ppl here are weird You: and nasty. You: so i don't recommend it for young ones. You: unless you can handle it You: ;) Stranger: I can handle it Stranger: I swear with my friends Stranger: all the time You: does your mother know? Stranger: she's dead Stranger: but my dad doesn't Stranger: okay Stranger: I really liked talking to you rebecca Stranger: I see why my sister likes it Stranger: I will find my african tomorrow :) You: i apoligize brian. but i hope you find what your looking for on this site. You: just be safe Stranger: why You: and don't cam with anyone Stranger: do you keep calling me brian You: isn't that your name? Stranger: no You: harry? You: let me guess Stranger: why do you think I am brian You: can i guess your name then? Stranger: if you must You: harry Stranger: nope :) You: ronald Stranger: nope :D You: hogwarts Stranger: thats not even a name You: james Stranger: no You: okay what is it Stranger: O.J You: oh okay! You: good night orange juice :) Stranger: forgive my boredom Stranger: have fun You have disconnected. |
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Aug 4 2009, 12:21 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
When I actually find a nomal person who seems nice I ask them for all kinds of advice. I cant believe I get advice for internetters...
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Aug 4 2009, 12:22 AM
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Stranger: m/f
You: Female. Stranger: ok You: you're not my type. Stranger: wat? You: I'm sorry, but this relationship is over. Stranger: sheri???? You: Yeah, that's right, I just broke up with you over the internet. Stranger: im calling u rite now You: don't even bother, you douche! Stranger: wtf your not sheri You have disconnected. .-. phail. |
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Aug 4 2009, 12:28 AM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Aug 5 2009, 04:02 AM
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If only omegle was at least slightly entertaining :(
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Aug 5 2009, 08:08 AM
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Flash Guru Group: Official Designer Posts: 75 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,133 |
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: LUL You: asl Stranger: ? You: hi stranger Stranger: from? You: asl Stranger: what's asl? You: age sex location duh silly Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Aug 17 2009, 03:29 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 332 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,651 |
You: hi
Stranger: m looking for horny girl who can make webcam sex You: why webcam sex? You: how does that even happen? Stranger: u can show your body at cam Stranger: ok? You: can you show me yours? Stranger: yes Stranger: pls give your msn? You: wow You: i was jk Stranger: pls give You: feed it through here You: are you too dumb to not do it here? You: theres a webcam feature here You: you blind also? You: wow Stranger: will u give your msn? You: no You: i don't want to Stranger: y? Stranger: we will have god times You: we can do it here You: just find the webcam invite button Stranger: hw? Stranger: i dont know hw can to do You: theres a button on the top left says WEBCAM INVITE Stranger: where? Stranger: so soory Stranger: i dont have it Stranger: pls send invite then, if u have Stranger: ok? You: i can't You: i tried & it won't work You: you have to do it Stranger: y r u making me sad? Stranger: pls give your msn You: no You: do it here You: the damn button is right there Stranger: we cant do it in yere Stranger: here You: i can't believe you can't see it Stranger: as u see that Stranger: i dont have an ontion like this Stranger: i never seen it Stranger: i heart first from u You: its a new feature You: the button is right there in big bold letters Stranger: if u have it, pls send invite You: how can you be so dumb You: i can't You: the button won't work for me Stranger: y? You: idk... You: it says i exceeded my webcamming limit You: each person gets 5 a day You: i already used it up Stranger: the so sorry Stranger: i have to go Stranger: u r not saying true Stranger: if u wanna sex, pls give msn You: no thanks You: sry You: if its not here You: no sex for you Stranger: y? Stranger: y dont u belive me? Stranger: hw can i damage u at amsn? You: cuz it more fun here You: better webcam quality You: but nooo Stranger: but we cant do it You: you can't invite me cuz you're too dumb Stranger: i dont have an potion like this Stranger: it is very silly Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. This tops all my other omegle chats 
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Aug 17 2009, 01:15 PM
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*Influential Guitarist & Inspiring Writer* Group: Official Member Posts: 1,217 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,134 |
You: wtf
You: hi Stranger: hi You: where iz ya from Stranger: br You: br? You: brzail? You: brzail You: brazil Stranger: yeah You: hot? Stranger: yeah, sure Stranger: and where r u from? You: from the bay area!!! Stranger: ebay? Stranger: haha You: what? You: no califronia Stranger: nice Stranger: do u know Pamela Anderson? You: big breasted chick You: why You: you likes that butt sex? You: brazillian girls likes butt sex Stranger: not all of them i guess Stranger: i'm not a girl so i cant tell You: oh DAMN i thought you were a girl Number 2 You: hi Stranger: hey there, im f*ckin alone for 6 months, because of ex gf. and need a woman to have some cyber sex. You: damn man go watch f*cking porn or something You: do you tickle your ass when you masturbate? Your conversational partner has disconnected. pulled out some kevin lines. |
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Aug 31 2009, 06:27 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: *knock knock* Stranger: WHOOOOOOO'S THEEERE You: disco Stranger: disco whooooooooo You: disco nnected You have disconnected. |
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Aug 31 2009, 09:25 PM
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 Kiddie Crack. :) Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 597,025 |
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hello. Are you horny? You: yes Stranger: M/F? You: f Stranger: Ah, that's cool. Stranger: I'm a male. Stranger: How large are your breasts? You: as large as my head Stranger: And how big is your head? You: about as big as yours Stranger: *laughs* Stranger: In that case, your breasts must be MONSTROUS! You: hehe Stranger: But yeah. Stranger: With breasts that huge, they must be very easy to suck and lick. Stranger: Heck, you'd be able to suck and lick your own breasts if they were that big. You: well. id much rather graze my head across your chest You: it makes my penis get all sensitive Stranger: *laughs& Stranger: I KNEW YOU WERE A GUY! Stranger: I knew it! Stranger: *laughs& Stranger: I do that kind of stuff all the time! You: what did you think i meant by head, my dear? Stranger: *laughs* Stranger: SICKO! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Sep 1 2009, 10:43 PM
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 never settle for less than what you deserve. Group: Member Posts: 485 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,920 |
Stranger: I JUST HAD SOME RUDE BASTARD
Stranger: THAT CALLED ME FAT You: what the? why? thats sort of random to just say outloud. Stranger: YOU THINK SO TOO Stranger: DONT YOU You: heck no, i cant see you You: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Sep 2 2009, 02:46 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Sep 2009 Member No: 744,531 |
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: Automated Response: All strangers are in conversation with other strangers, You are being serviced by a message bot. You: Automated Response: Hello Stranger: yeah Stranger: country? You: Automated Response: A porcupine has over 1,000 needles encompassing it's body. Stranger: im sorry my english is poor Stranger: so ..dont be mind You: Automated Response: Webster's English dictionary has over 1 million words including Brooklyn slang. You: Automated Response: Error. Stranger: so what? You: Automated Response: PHP 404 You: Automated Response: Please Refresh chat. Stranger: ok Stranger: talk something interesting You: Automated Response: More than 90% of female Actors in Hollywood have implants and botox done. Stranger: how can u kown this? You: Automated Response: I am an all knowing message bot. Stranger: wow its cool You: Automated Response: This list includes Brittany spears, megan fox, jessica alba and Tom cruise plus many more. Stranger: i told you my english is very poor .so please speaking more semple Stranger: i dont understand u say You: Automated Response: "Simple" another form of the word or phrase meaning less complex. Stranger: sorry You: Automated Response: Chat time is up please insert $25 USD to continue. Stranger: ok You: Automated Response: Error No payment recieved, Ending Chat. Have a nice day. You have disconnected. Why Didn't he pay me I thought it was very useful information. D= Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi i can see in your window =D You: and im a stranger! Stranger: cool Stranger: STRANGER DANGER! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I didn't think I was thaaat creepy T_T Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: guten tag Stranger: hey Stranger: heil hitler! Stranger: you a pecher wood Stranger: pecker Your conversational partner has disconnected. And I got called a pecker wood by a Neo Nazi D= |
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Nov 7 2009, 10:57 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
cool!
You: ok You: so You: i was wondering You: if my boyfriend ceases to eat me out what does that mean? Stranger: It means he secretly has a relationship with your mum. You just don't know it yet. |
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Nov 7 2009, 05:45 PM
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Stranger: hey
You: Ayo mayo! Stranger: which one are u? You: Whatcha mean? Stranger: the pedofile-sort, or the homosexual? You: I'm more like an ET. Stranger: oh Stranger: Loch lighning fingers? Stranger: long You: No, fat greasy ugly ones. Stranger: ET PHONE HOME Stranger: sounds delicious You: Yeah, I love stuffing my mouth with my own fingers, it's what we aliens do! Stranger: do you like fontanellporn? You: i like pizza. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Nov 8 2009, 04:49 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
Stranger: hihi
You: you like surprise buttsex? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Nov 11 2009, 02:30 PM
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I worship japanese!!! Ooh, so cute!!
 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: i want u Stranger: i need u You: Um, hi Stranger: i miss u You: huh? Stranger: its joke sorry Stranger: how r u? You: Oh, i'm good. just trying something new. you? Stranger: pretty good but little sleepy Stranger: well Stranger: where r u from? You: where are you from? Stranger: u? You: oh God, i'm sorry. florida. Stranger: i asked first Stranger: cool Stranger: american? You: Yes!!! Stranger: really? Stranger: i lov america You: are u american? Stranger: nop Stranger: i am japanese You: :) i love japan Stranger: +) Stranger: ;) You: lol. are u male or female Stranger: i am male Stranger: u? You: female. i have to go now. nice chatting Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. hm, darn it. U know, now that i look at it...my convo was boring..... 
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Nov 11 2009, 02:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
QUOTE(Tamed @ Nov 11 2009, 12:30 PM) I worship japanese!!! Ooh, so cute!! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: i want u Stranger: i need u You: Um, hi Stranger: i miss u You: huh? Stranger: its joke sorry Stranger: how r u? You: Oh, i'm good. just trying something new. you? Stranger: pretty good but little sleepy Stranger: well Stranger: where r u from? You: where are you from? Stranger: u? You: oh God, i'm sorry. florida. Stranger: i asked first Stranger: cool Stranger: american? You: Yes!!! Stranger: really? Stranger: i lov america You: are u american? Stranger: nop Stranger: i am japanese You: :) i love japan Stranger: +) Stranger: ;) You: lol. are u male or female Stranger: i am male Stranger: u? You: female. i have to go now. nice chatting Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. hm, darn it. U know, now that i look at it...my convo was boring..... which part of FL? ;) |
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Nov 13 2009, 10:11 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 238 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,827 |
QUOTE(Beenly @ Nov 11 2009, 02:40 PM) which part of FL? ;) Lol. Jacksonville Baby. Maybe we can arrange something.... 
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