Chat with random strangers, o(-( Options

[hypnotique]

You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Shady, Konvict, Upfront
Akon, Slim Shady
I see the one, 'cause she be that lady, hey!
Stranger: very original
You: I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo
And possibly bend you over, look back and watch me
Stranger: later retard
You:
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh

[hypnotique]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: say hi
You: hi
You: lol
Stranger: good bitch
Stranger: you my slave
Stranger: you my dog
Stranger: you my bitch
You: Hahaha im a dominatrix honey
You: i dont submit to any one and anything
Stranger: wtf is taht
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you talk stupid
You: a dominatrix is what you are atempting to do
You: but fail at it
Stranger: don't say fail
Stranger: like ppl on fmylife.com
Stranger: its annoying
You: True
Stranger: and its geeky
You: it is annoying
Stranger: i hate how they say
Stranger: fail
Stranger: blahblah
You: i hate when people say geeky
You: as if its an insult
Stranger: isn't it?
You: To me no.
You: I think its charming
Stranger: why the f*ck wud anyone want to be a nerd/geek
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ew
Stranger: u retarded
You: your attempts to troll are really weak
Stranger: you probably an asian nerd
You: like a wine cooler
Stranger: see?
You: no im latina
You: you sound white
Stranger: you talk retarded
Stranger: like a
You: very very white
Stranger: geeky azn
You: Mexican puerto rican darling
Stranger: im an indian boy
You: oh boy even worse
Stranger: that smells like onion
Stranger: i have afros on my nipples
You: oh thats silly
Stranger: i looklike dog shit
Stranger: cuz im indian
Stranger: im black
You: 4chan much?
Stranger: what's that?
You: 4chan.org
You: look at it
Stranger: go on youtube and type in indian nipple song
Stranger: its hilarious shit
Stranger: does that have porn?
Stranger: cuz
Stranger: ew
You: It does
You: sometimes
Stranger: ew
Stranger: ew
You: it has everything
Stranger: you dirty latinaaaa giiirl
You: its the ***hole of the internet
You: oh yes
You: Im very dirty
Stranger: that's why ppl mistake you as mexicans
You: you couldnt handle me
Stranger: i hate dirty hispanics
You: of course
Stranger: but
You: you like your onion sand n****ers
Stranger: there are half who are good
Stranger: true
Stranger: my kind smell like shit
Stranger: and look liek shit
You: ill admit some indian girls are hot
Stranger: the girls have hairy armpits
Stranger: i thought kim kardashian was indian!
Stranger: she's armenian
You: oh really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i was kidding about being indian
Stranger: i am an mixed american girl
Stranger: i hate smelly indians
Stranger: gosh.
Stranger: well nice to know you i have a bikini wax party to go to
Stranger: bye

[emberfly]

stranger: asl?
you: 17 f IL
Stranger: 26 m FL
Stranger: want to cyber?
you: sure
stranger: I lay you on the bed and lift up your skirt.
you: I take off my panties
stranger: oh yeah baby. im so hard.
you: and I slowly crawl to you
stranger: I'm stroking my hug penis right now
you: I rub my cock on your chest
stranger: what
you: do you like that?
you: wow I'm so hot right now
you: baby?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

that one made me lol for like 10 minutes

[transcendentalis...]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: HAY
You: WHO WANTS TA GIT CRUNK
Stranger: HELLLL YEAHHH
You: YEAAAAHHHH
You have disconnected.

[batman]

Stranger: hiiii
You: ok you must be female
You: can you open your mouth please
Stranger: why?
You: well because i'm about to ejaculate and i want to get all my manjuice in your mouth
You: is that cool with you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


guess not :(

[synapse]

You: ☺ hii
Stranger: Hey ;) 15, F Call/Text 914-610-9639
You: ew

[emberfly]

can we start posting funny ones now?

[hypnotique]

You: ☺ hii
Stranger: Hey ;) 15, F Call/Text 914-610-9639
You: ew

score

[fameONE]

This is only fun when there are a bunch of people trying to make omegglettes and you outwit them.

[nikx618]

You: WASSUP MY N*****!
Stranger: Haha f/m?
You: tranny
You: you?
Stranger: What is tranny?
You: transexual
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]:

[Just_Dream]

Stranger: SWEET!
You: oh herro.
You: Do you like beef
Stranger: sure I do
Stranger: :))
You: What about, Mongorian Beef? ;]]
Stranger: Sure! ^_^
You: And how would you eat this Mongorian beef, if I were to give you some?
Stranger: I would start by cutting it with a knife..
Stranger: =)
You: big, wet, juicy piece.
You: Oh, you would cut it with a knife? Oh damnnnn
You: asl
Stranger: :)
Stranger: 18 sweden, female
Stranger: you?
You: 28 thailand my gender is female
You: but my sex is male
You: Gotta make ends meet, na'mean
Stranger: <3
You: So, onto the mongorian beef
You: how many have you tasted
Stranger: about 2-3 times aday i taste em
You: ;O
Stranger: you?;)
You: Damn girl, I can't handle thisssss
Stranger: I`d love to taste your beef aswell
You: I got some Mongorian beef on hand everyday
You: ;O
Stranger: Thug it like it`s candy.
You: hahaha
Stranger: ;)
You: Okay sorry, I'm going to have to cut this short.
You: Gotta go to my "job"
Stranger: okey
Stranger: <3'
You: I'll be back. Don't let me catch you tastin' no one else's Mongorian beef ;]

Oh come on, this was pretty much expected from me.

WTF I tested her. I TESTED HER. She must have STD's from all the Mongorian beef she be eatin' in Sweden 2-3 times a day! My Mongorian beef is CLEAN!

[fire]

Stranger: howdt
You: how did it do what?
Stranger: A wild Pedobear apears!
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Stranger: ahhhhhh
You: OH ITS SO MAJESTIC
You: in its natural habitate this sure is a rarity!
Stranger: oh yes for sure!
Stranger: hes lovin it!!!!!
You: I wonder if there are children near'
You: shhhhhhhhhhh you dont want to scare it
Stranger: how old areee youuuuuu?
You: for pedo bear
You: 6
Stranger: too old -___-

[nikx618]

weirdest thing yet 0.o

Stranger: 42 , female - help me lose weight !
I need incentive to walk 4 miles a day
like jarod from subway
except - i cannot afford it.
So i need someone to send me mail
real ---- post office mail ,
I have to walk 4 miles to get it . send anything
when I get there now and it is empty ,
I never want to go back .
so why should I keep trying ?
Maybe if I think there might be a postcard -
I will keep trying.
just tell me you will do it so I believe you ,please

I am not over eating , this is from a health condition .
My organs are enlarged - the docters do not know why .
I desperatly need help to lose weight (over , 100lbs)
Or I could die .

Write to me at my po box , PLEASE !
Ellison , P.O. Box 298041 , Wasilla Alaska , 99629
I know it is strange but i have 6 kids to live for
just say yes
thx
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mikeplyts]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi thereee
You: Can I say hi to you?
Stranger: Uh, I don't see why not.. >_>
You: okk sooo...
You: yessss .... nooo?
Stranger: How could I be any clearer, I don't really give a f*ck.
You: ok, soo ummm....
You: yesssss .... noooo?
Stranger: Goddamnit, I don't care.
You: so uhhh...
You: yeesss .... noooo?
Stranger: WTF, are you going to say hi or what!?
You: I don't know, I don't really give a f*ck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ley]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger:
i am 18 boy in taiwan
i want to find a girl to do sex
if u r and u want
so we keep chating
if u r not
plz leave
thx
You: you want to do sex?
Stranger: yeap
You: why i want do sex with you
Stranger: just want to do sex with stranger
Stranger: dont u feel it is fun?
You: is ur sex as bad as your english?
Stranger: u can try it
You have disconnected.

[pkbabe]

Stranger: m looking for horny f :)
You: im a horny m
You: looking for a horny m
You: you're perfect
You: :)
Stranger: well im bi so it's perfect
You: damn
You have disconnected.


This did not work out in my favor

[fameONE]

Stranger: howdt
You: how did it do what?
Stranger: A wild Pedobear apears!
………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_
……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,
……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’,
……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |
…………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘
………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘
………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; |
……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|
…………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;|
..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : ::) , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
…….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-,
……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’
………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘,
……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-,
……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-,
Stranger: ahhhhhh
You: OH ITS SO MAJESTIC
You: in its natural habitate this sure is a rarity!
Stranger: oh yes for sure!
Stranger: hes lovin it!!!!!
You: I wonder if there are children near'
You: shhhhhhhhhhh you dont want to scare it
Stranger: how old areee youuuuuu?
You: for pedo bear
You: 6
Stranger: too old -___-

All you had to do was say, "also, the game."
/conversation

[pkbabe]

You: hi
Stranger: Since we will never meet, why don't you tell me your biggest secret?
You: i echopped a dude's dick just now on here
You: lol
You: you?
Stranger: ouch man
Stranger: mine is that I can f*ck my own ass
You: wow
You: how is that?
Stranger: I have a very big dick
You: so you gay?
Stranger: onyl for myself
Stranger: only*
You: i see
Stranger: but that is Masturbation
You: what made you think "hmmm i wonder..."
Stranger: I don't think I could deal with a guy up there
You: lol
Stranger: due to the fact that it's a different guy
Stranger: a girl with a strap on.. that is a VERY big maybe
You: lol i see
Stranger: well have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow

[AimeeLynn]

Stranger: where are you from?
You: America u
Stranger: london
Stranger: m or f
You: london bridge is falling down falling down falling down london bridge is falling down my fair lady
You: f
You: m
Stranger: hahaha
You: transexual
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sick
You: it turns you on
Stranger: you are bored!
Stranger: haha
You: no I'm entertained
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you under 16?
You: hell no you?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nope
You: I'm actually 45 pedobear
You: watch it
Stranger: haha you ass sucker
You: f*ck yeah
Stranger: im half your age
Stranger: so go suck a wrinkly cock f*g
You: I don't take candy from teens they take it from me...my dick
Stranger: haha im going to sleep!
You: ok then peace

[datass]

wow i just had this real conversation with someone and told him/her that i want some cookies, shortbread, and telling him/her to go watch up. then i told him about my plan for tomorrow and not once did he/she do some "have sex with me" shit. cool.

[Blyat]

You: you
You: be my sex slave now
Stranger: why
You: cause
You: the other one dissapeared
Stranger: i see
You: dont know where it went, that little bugger
Stranger: lol
You: so you are my new slave
Stranger: nope
You: no is not an answer, put this eather on and bend over
You: leather*
Stranger: no
You: if you keep saying no then your gonna have to put on this big purple strap on
Stranger: uhh no
You: well here comes the big purple strap on for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[rnicron]

wow some of you really suck at this

[Blyat]

wow some of you really suck at this

lol It's the boredome kill that counts

[*Shelby-Zu*]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mikeplyts]

^lolwut