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 Jun 29 2009, 11:34 PM
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 I'm Jc  Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556  |
alright, you guys can stop whining now because mr. compatibility is here to tell you a little something about love. i see a lot of you have been crying yourself to sleep every night over the lack of compatibility readings. i've said it before and i'll say it again, you can't rush love, for f*cks sake get this through your heads.
JOANNE
first up we have gigi. this situation was the same as tina and moni though. once again i have used my compatibility talents to look past the obvious and analyzed the true inner workings of you and gigi's relationship. anyone else would say you two would work because you're friends, but not me. mr. compatibility doesn't feel this is what's right for you. pass gigi and collect 200 dollars please. next we have steph. you and steph are compatible because you're both canadians and i've heard you both like your milk in bags. milk container preference is an important part to any relationship, but i'm sorry to say mr. compatibility just doesn't think it's enough. third possible compatibility match is jc. i don't blame you for liking jc because he's a pretty likable fellow in my personal opinion  clearly you have similar tastes in music since that's mostly all you talk about. you're both really into john mayer, even though he's obviously the bigger fan because he has seen him live and has 71 songs in itunes by him. also whenever he had comments set up on his tumblr you were just about the only one who ever made use of them. this sounds like a match made in heaven doesn't it? no, no actually it doesn't joanne because i'm afraid his interests are too wrapped up in another cber at the moment. you two will have to remain friends. so next was podo aka kun aka saintsaens, but i really don't have much of a clue why this is a good match. it just seems like a good one because you and shannon seem to care where he is and talk about him. but uh, yeah, mr. compatibility is out of the loop on his current whereabouts so it would b pointless to encourage a relationship with someone who can't dedicate their time to you.  alright finally, so i was reading compatibility results and then as i worked my way down the list i had to do a double take. i saw none other than rediar's name there. at first mr. compatibility was like what the hell, how can this be?  well, i do believe he's canadian, so you know. i took a closer glance though and mr. compatibility has detected some flirting here and there.Example 1: QUOTE(Reidar @ Jun 25 2009, 02:36 AM)  Sexy is gross. I try to look the opposite of sexy. Colors I prefer, though, are black, dark blue, and army green. I don't wear white shirts except to sleep in. QUOTE(Joanne @ Jun 25 2009, 02:37 AM) Black, dark blue, and army green are sexy, Reidar. oh i see  Example 2: QUOTE(Reidar @ Jun 29 2009, 01:56 AM) Joanne looks classy but not as much as massive head guy on far right.  so after that i decided there might be something to this match. if you think that's good just wait till you see this though...... from the post what killed your day thread: QUOTE(Reidar) Whales killed my day. QUOTE(Joanne) Somebody posted pictures of blue whales on Vancouver Is Awesome. The f*ck is wrong with these people?! wow, just wow  QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Oct 17 2008, 12:00 AM) I have an irrational fear of whales and sea creatures. no worries joanne, reidar can assist with this problem  QUOTE(Reidar @ Feb 4 2009, 06:17 AM) I dissect whales with my thighs and use the entrails of my enemies as dental floss. your hero TELL ME THIS ISN'T FATE? let me just say that individual's feelings towards whales is crucial in the formation of a strong relationship base. this match is amazing, even i am impressed by my own abilities here. however, i must warn you to tread lightly because we all know that dee and reidar have something going on so a love triangle may be on the horizon for you. but we'll figure that out when we cross that bridge, for now JOANNE & REIDAR SITTING IN A CB TREE 
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Jun 29 2009, 11:55 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
dee is not going to be happy about dis
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Jun 29 2009, 11:56 PM
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LMFAO!!! omg, Reidar? But he's from Calgary, and Calgarians are gross. But I guess his complete mercilessness towards whales makes up for that.
 And thank you JC, I love you for updating this. No more anger, aight? |
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Jun 29 2009, 11:58 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
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Jun 29 2009, 11:58 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
YOU'RE A WHALE MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN THOUGH
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Jun 30 2009, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:34 PM) JOANNE & REIDAR SITTING IN A CB TREE QUOTE(Tung @ Jun 30 2009, 12:55 PM) dee is not going to be happy about dis LOL wait, reidar is canadian? aww man... |
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Jun 30 2009, 12:09 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
dee and joanne and reidar will have to take that up together. i can not interfere with things like this, it would be unethical as a compatibility maker. i just predict possible compatibility for them to persue. the rest is up to them.
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Jun 30 2009, 12:14 AM
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lmao@jc supporting homewreckin.....does teesa have a BF?
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Jun 30 2009, 12:16 AM
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Jun 30 2009, 12:16 AM
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lol tung with the quickness
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Jun 30 2009, 12:34 AM
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LOL, oh Joanne....
woot my turn! bahaha |
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Jun 30 2009, 12:51 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
HAHA NICE, good sleuthing there with the whale thing, JC!! It truly is fate!!
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Jun 30 2009, 09:31 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
yesssir
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Jun 30 2009, 05:33 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
Milk bags do not only exist in Canada!!!
 haha I remember reading all those posts from Reidar and Joanne before you posted this - how did I not see this coming?! |
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Jun 30 2009, 06:32 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,156 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
What do you mean by "all those posts"???????????? They were unintentional.
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Jun 30 2009, 06:33 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
MMMMhmmmmm ;)
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Jun 30 2009, 06:34 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(Teesa @ Jun 30 2009, 06:33 PM) MMMMhmmmmm ;) |
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Jun 30 2009, 07:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
so joanne, which part of reidar would you first like to kiss
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Jun 30 2009, 10:31 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE(Tung @ Jun 29 2009, 11:55 PM) dee is not going to be happy about dis  QUOTE(Jonathan @ Jun 30 2009, 01:26 AM) I was not aware of this thread. I'm curious now. Try me. Maybe I'll be on your compatibility list  |
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Jul 12 2009, 01:08 PM
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i trust u jc
i don't need my reality tv show "shot of love with beenly bacardi" |
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Jul 12 2009, 01:17 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
how did I miss this thread?! When do we get to sh's results lol.
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Jul 12 2009, 01:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
jc ):
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Jul 12 2009, 06:47 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
^you really need JC's help? it should be obvious.
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Jul 12 2009, 06:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
heh. you tell me [x
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Jul 12 2009, 06:54 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
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