Bar Jokes, everyone knows at least one |
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Bar Jokes, everyone knows at least one |
Jun 21 2004, 04:46 AM
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Everyone post your favorite bar joke!
A man walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender tells him to leave. The guy tells the bartender that he just wants a few drinks. So the bartender says to him "ok, you can stay. Just don't start anything." |
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DisneyPrincessKate Bar Jokes Jun 21 2004, 04:46 AM
ComradeRed I don't get it. Jun 21 2004, 10:54 AM
faithin_felix what are jumper cables? Jun 21 2004, 11:42 AM
iheartsimba i don't get your joke Jun 21 2004, 11:43 AM
LatinaLady ha ha.... not funny to me. ok my turn
QUOTEA bet ... Jun 21 2004, 01:41 PM
DavidxN ^haha tahts a good one well heres mine:
a guy walk... Jun 21 2004, 04:15 PM
islandkiss RE: Bar Jokes Jun 21 2004, 07:36 PM
ryfitaDF a guy walks into a bar with a trenchcoat. he takes... Jun 21 2004, 07:46 PM
ComradeRed Here's my favorite one:
A rabbi, a communist,... Jun 21 2004, 08:28 PM
ryfitaDF a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a ba... Jun 23 2004, 01:05 AM
FlamingFungi A guy walks into a bar. Ouch. Jun 23 2004, 01:17 AM
darkangel not really a bar joke....
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A very attractiv... Jun 23 2004, 06:48 PM
mai_z ewwwwieeee!!!!!!!... Jun 24 2004, 03:23 PM
× JeNi × i got two of them :D my play brother told me them ... Jun 25 2004, 01:08 AM
baybietenshi QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 21 2004, 8:28 PM)Here... Jun 27 2004, 01:13 AM
Lordofgames Two guys walk into a bar, one ducks the other smac... Jun 27 2004, 12:34 PM
ji_cabinx ha ha...some of these were very funny! Jun 29 2004, 03:36 PM
linkinpark788 the first one ..HAHAHA...NOT!!! but so... Jun 29 2004, 11:07 PM
dani41790 haha man some of these bar jokes r realli funni Jul 3 2004, 02:29 AM![]() ![]() |