Chat with random strangers, o(-( |
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 Jun 14 2009, 08:50 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: ohai Stranger: whats up ? You: nothin butter cup Stranger: k You: whats the dealio Stranger: i dont know You: do people still talk in 6th grade lingo like that/ Stranger: im from holland You: o yeah me too Stranger: moi You: soy Stranger: wat doe je hier ? You: joe dirt? si Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. someone else can merge these |
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Jun 14 2009, 08:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
Stranger: 씨발놈아
Stranger: 씨발 새끼야 Stranger: 병신아 You: o f*ck Stranger: 병진아 Stranger: 좆 찐따야 Stranger: 니 엄마 좆찐따야 You: ching chang wong Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. this keeps getting better and better |
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Jun 14 2009, 08:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl You: ohai You: 17 h british colombia Stranger: m f You: hermaphrodite Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. k im done |
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Jun 14 2009, 08:54 PM
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 kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,832 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
QUOTE(rnicron @ Jun 14 2009, 08:45 PM)  Stranger: where do u download warez? You: probably warez.com? LOL   I thought that was funny. |
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Jun 14 2009, 08:54 PM
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 chinky Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,566 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,437 |
You: hello
Stranger: I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). I just learned how to have a full body orgasm. how you ask? First chop yo dick off. It's bloody at first I know, but trust me. Then finger the hole and... oh gosh. thats where the fun begins :). wtf? |
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Jun 14 2009, 09:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
ok last one. i had no clue about anything in holland.
Stranger: what city? You: utrecht Stranger: took you an awful long time to answer Stranger: thats not on the east side Stranger: you fake You: you also speak really good english You: you fake Stranger: english Stranger: is the language of busniess Stranger: so i must learn it for my job You: prostitutes don't speak english, hoe Stranger: prostitution is not my trade You: do you build doll houses Stranger: i build doll dicks Stranger: f*ckfag! |
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Jul 28 2009, 06:40 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
man people are always leaving when i asked if they want anal ):
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Jul 28 2009, 07:35 PM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
^ I know right? Here I thought "can I putt it in your butt?" was a boss pick up line. :[
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Jul 29 2009, 02:10 AM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
^via your signature, correct? :\
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Jul 29 2009, 06:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
You: hi u like anal
Stranger: are u m or f? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:06 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Stranger: Hello
You: Can I put it in your butt? Stranger: :( You: prs? You: :D Stranger: Put what in my butt?! Stranger: :@ You: My lower appendage Stranger: At least you know how to speak like a true gentleman! Ok. You: I will only put it in for a second. 2 at the most. Thank you for this fine opportunity Stranger: No, thank you. Stranger: It's really my pleasure You: You very welcome. Just so you are informed I am a female and will need to strap on this lower appendage. I hope this is no cause for concern? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
Stranger: lol
You: lawl Stranger: :D Stranger: hi You: 8===) You: hi You: m/f Stranger: Male Stranger: you? You: m. u like anal? Stranger: Don't do gay... You: :( You: u never would? You: what if i let u be on top? Stranger: I'm not gay, dude...lol I guerntee if you ever get laid by a chick, you wont be gay You: but i like the cock Stranger: why? Stranger: The're ugly You: so are vajayjays Stranger: I prefer vagina Stranger: lol Stranger: plus, girls have an ***hole too You: so do guys You: i bet ur sexy Stranger: I have long black hair, greenish-blue eyes You: guys w/ long hair are ewwwww Stranger: and so are you, f****t. =] go get aids and die from it, k? :D Your conversational partner has disconnected. i could honestly do this all night. i don't give a shit how dumb i look |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
You: wassup n*gga
You: you down to f*ck? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:14 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
LOL
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Jul 29 2009, 07:14 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
You: im so horny right now
You: hi Stranger: same here You: SIKE n*gga YOU GAY You have disconnected. |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
Stranger: IF YOU DO NOT USE CAPS, I WILL ASUME THAT YOU ARE A PERVERTED OLD MAN LIVING IN A CHEAP CONDO JACKING OF TO LITTLE GIRLS
Stranger: ............. You: actually im gay You: u like anal Stranger: HAHAAHAHAH Stranger: YEAH Stranger: BUT Stranger: THAT DOES NOT MATTE Stranger: R You: caps are for heteros Stranger: WELL THEN I GUESS IM BISEXUAL You: i was about to say cuz usually gay people type in all caps Stranger: OOOOH You: just to announce that theyre there i guess You: like when they enter into a club You: like O HAI ITS ME BENNY BOY You: AND IVE BEEN BAD You: SPANK ME Stranger: AHAHHA Stranger: NO You: or on facebook like O HAI SO I WENT TO THE CLUB You: AND IM STILL HERE You: HOLLAA!! Stranger: DDDDDDDDDDDDD: Stranger: GAY PPL R SCARY You: not me baby Stranger: GOOD THING THAT IM BI Stranger: ..... You: good thing theres no difference Stranger: I WASNT BEING SERIÖÖUS You: i highly doubt it You: im jacking off to thoughts of you right now You: i luv how u type Stranger: ORLY Stranger: YEAH I KNOW ITS REALLY APPEALING Stranger: DUDE Stranger: UR NOT GAY AT AALL You: fine u caught me :( 8=====) Stranger: NAAAW *SADFACE ON YOU* You: ill jizz on ur face Stranger: BETTER NOT Stranger: OR ILL GET MAD You: wait are u m or f? Stranger: M :'<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< You: ok ya ill def jizz on it then Stranger: TSSCH You: or would u rather me say splooge Stranger: SPLOOGE Stranger: SOUNDS Stranger: RETARDED You: ok then ill spladunk in ur ass Stranger: NO ILL f*ckING SPLADUNK IN UR ASS You: ok so now ur the gay one Stranger: I TOLD YOU I WAS BI You: and u lean more towards men You: gay Stranger: PROBABLY Stranger: BUT Stranger: YEAH You: wait is this thomas cunningham? Stranger: NOOOO?? You: wait no no no i didnt mean that sry thomas :( this one has its moments. |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:21 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
stranger: asl?
you: 17 f IL Stranger: 26 m FL Stranger: want to cyber? you: sure stranger: I lay you on the bed and lift up your skirt. you: I take off my panties stranger: oh yeah baby. im so hard. you: and I slowly crawl to you stranger: I'm stroking my hug penis right now you: I rub my cock on your chest stranger: what you: do you like that? you: wow I'm so hot right now you: baby? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
You: only chat if ur horny
Stranger: i am horny You: r u buff Stranger: whats that You: R U STRONG IDIOT Stranger: yeah You: ur obvi an uneducated blonde Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. THOMAS I SEE U IN HERE! I WAS KIDDING! |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
You: only chat if ur horny
Stranger: hi Stranger: im a 80 year old chinese gay man wearing panties Stranger: and im very horny You: sweet You: me too Stranger: lets cyber Stranger: lets rub our inch long penises together Stranger: yes Stranger: i gay man Stranger: i touch u You: i take off bra Stranger: ok Stranger: its off You: o wait sry You: we play gay man Stranger: 4 u Stranger: yes Stranger: i have bra too You: wong ting You: i take off socks Stranger: sexy Stranger: i take off hat You: i wiggle toes. u like dat? Stranger: and wizard robe Stranger: yes You: u cut my toenails yes? Stranger: ok sir Stranger: i cut ur toenails You: dats emperor to u Stranger: i lick toenaails |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:32 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Stranger: i take off hat
Stranger: and wizard robe lolbloodninja Stranger: howdy You: I like to touch little boys Stranger: someboedy sexually assaulted my snail Stranger: =[ Stranger: Betsy wont even come out of her shell You: it was me. I put it in it's butt Stranger: he stuck her penis in Stranger: and broke her sole Stranger: maybe poked her heart a little bit You: yeah. the bitch deserved it. f*cking cock tease Stranger: OMG dont say that Stranger: BETSYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Stranger: is a kind loving snail You: SHE LIKED IT Stranger: shes crying over it You: over the lack of loving she gets anymore. fat cow Stranger: but i feed her Stranger: i give her everything again and you sir are a bad man You: I ripped her ***hole like a newborns Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O Stranger: Imust protect her innocent eyes and ears and liver You: I'm comming for you next. Your ***hole is MINE Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
dammit! i closed a good one
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Jul 29 2009, 07:37 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
You: only chat if ur horny
Stranger: LOL Stranger: aii. Stranger: male or female? You: u have boyfran? Stranger: naww You: aww y u no hav? Stranger: i just broke up with mine Stranger: you ***hole Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
You: only chat if ur horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahahaha ok that made me laugh |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:48 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(rnicron @ Jul 29 2009, 07:18 PM) You: wait is this thomas cunningham? lololololol Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: h Stranger: hi You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol You: lol [insert "lol" for about three thousand lines] Connection imploded. |
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Jul 29 2009, 07:55 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
You: Can I f*ck you in your eye socket?
Stranger: my bestfriend just died in a car crash You: Can I f*ck her eye socket then? Stranger: man Stranger: do you hear? Stranger: my bestfrend just died You: It would be a shame to let the body go to watse |
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