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Jesus Had Two Dads
illriginal
post May 27 2009, 12:36 PM
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How embarrassing lol
 
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post May 27 2009, 02:05 PM
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This is bad trolling. Why you disappoint?
 
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post May 27 2009, 02:44 PM
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Oh wow

Jesus really did have 2 dads! I never really really thought hard about it.

Thank you _smile.gif
 
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post May 27 2009, 03:15 PM
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o.O;


Jesus (pbuh) doesn't have two dads.. wtf? roflmao


Oh God, you libs are great for comic relief. laugh.gif
 
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post May 27 2009, 03:20 PM
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QUOTE(illriginal @ May 27 2009, 03:15 PM) *
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Jesus (pbuh) doesn't have two dads.. wtf? roflmao
Oh God, you libs are great for comic relief. laugh.gif

Joseph his carpenter foster father and then God.
 
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post May 27 2009, 03:20 PM
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ROFLMAO

Damn even atheists in the body build forum know Jesus (pbuh) doesn't have two fathers lol

You fraudin' or you srs?


I'll bite.

Lets say if God and Joseph is Jesus' (pbuh) fathers.. lol they still didn't have homo sex laugh.gif
 
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post May 27 2009, 03:41 PM
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why do you keep putting peanutbutter after the word jesus?
 
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post May 27 2009, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE(hypnotique @ May 27 2009, 03:20 PM) *
Joseph his carpenter foster father and then God.
Then we all have two dads; our flesh and blood father and God. nod.gif
 
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post May 27 2009, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE(rnicron @ May 27 2009, 04:41 PM) *
why do you keep putting peanutbutter after the word jesus?


pbuh = peace be upon him


lol peanut butter, that's a first.
 
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post May 27 2009, 03:57 PM
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it just got annoying, actually.
 
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post May 27 2009, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ May 27 2009, 03:44 PM) *
Then we all have two dads; our flesh and blood father and God. nod.gif

LOL again something I never really thought about until it was brought up.

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post May 27 2009, 05:20 PM
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The Bible says God is Jesus' only father.

I don't even believe this shit and I know it. You Christfags should know something about your own god.
 
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post May 27 2009, 05:22 PM
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QUOTE(rnicron @ May 27 2009, 04:57 PM) *
it just got annoying, actually.


It's how we show our respect to those who are affiliated with God (Adam, Eve, Abraham, Gybril, Mary, Jesus, Moses, Muhammad, etc...) (pbut)

lol God is not Jesus' (pbuh) father. If we wanna use the miracle birth, then one would argue that Adam is more of a son than Jesus (pbut), as God created Adam with his own hands and breathed life / soul into him.
 
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post May 27 2009, 06:39 PM
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so every time you yell out 'jesus christ', you follow it up with a larry the cable guy type line and say pbuh? hahahahahahaha
 
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post May 27 2009, 06:42 PM
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post May 27 2009, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE(rnicron @ May 27 2009, 07:39 PM) *
so every time you yell out 'jesus christ', you follow it up with a larry the cable guy type line and say pbuh? hahahahahahaha


Larry the cable guy? shrug.gif
 
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post May 27 2009, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE(Krisaweanie @ May 27 2009, 05:57 PM) *
Let Adam Lambert get married.

Did he come out yet?

He just screams and pisses f*g
 
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post May 27 2009, 10:27 PM
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QUOTE(rnicron @ May 27 2009, 03:41 PM) *
why do you keep putting peanutbutter after the word jesus?


QUOTE(illriginal @ May 27 2009, 03:47 PM) *
pbuh = peace be upon him
lol peanut butter, that's a first.

loool.gif that just made my day.

Diana your new avatar confuses me. i keep thinking you're someone else.
 
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post May 27 2009, 10:28 PM
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QUOTE(smash @ May 27 2009, 10:27 PM) *
loool.gif that just made my day.

Diana your new avatar confuses me. i keep thinking you're someone else.


for real, i keep thinkin she's shanaynay
 
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post May 27 2009, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(smash @ May 27 2009, 10:27 PM) *
loool.gif that just made my day.

Diana your new avatar confuses me. i keep thinking you're someone else.



QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 27 2009, 10:28 PM) *
for real, i keep thinkin she's shanaynay


LOL I know I got myself confused


I might change over to black.rock.shooter.
 
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post May 27 2009, 10:40 PM
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i was actually thinking of Deospeon, or whatever his name is, 'cause of his sig.
 
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post May 30 2009, 10:40 PM
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QUOTE(smash @ May 28 2009, 08:40 AM) *
i was actually thinking of Deospeon, or whatever his name is, 'cause of his sig.


You thinkin bout me babe?

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Jesus did not have 2 dads.
Jesus IS God.

We all have 2 Fathers.
1 is our real father who we call dad.
2 is God (spiritually)
 
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post May 30 2009, 10:59 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ May 27 2009, 03:44 PM) *
Then we all have two dads; our flesh and blood father and God. nod.gif



QUOTE(Deospeon @ May 30 2009, 10:40 PM) *
You thinkin bout me babe?

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Jesus did not have 2 dads.
Jesus IS God.

We all have 2 Fathers.
1 is our real father who we call dad.
2 is God (spiritually)


Late darling.
 
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