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things to do in an elevator, 26 of them
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post May 28 2004, 07:26 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 6:47 PM)
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

i wanna try that!!!!
lolz ive seen this before, pretti funnie biggrin.gif
 
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post May 28 2004, 11:07 PM
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lols yeah i laughed a lot... i actually read the whole thing hahaha man but taking pictures...they will sue u or kill u hahahaha newais the desk part was funny...u got an appointment? hahahaha i wud crack up so much haha!
 
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post May 28 2004, 11:33 PM
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lol hahh
 
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post May 29 2004, 12:13 AM
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OMG!! I like the one with the pen "thats mine!" Iam going to that one!
 
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post May 29 2004, 07:49 PM
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wow. i nevr tried any of those butnext time will see...
 
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post Jun 1 2004, 06:07 PM
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omg has anybody every tried one of these?

funny funny

but they'd probably call security on you
or send you to a mental hospital
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 07:39 PM
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lmao.. that's so freakin funny. laugh.gif _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:56 PM
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LOL! Not bad at all. Those crack meh up! _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 04:13 AM
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EFFING HILARIOUS. I LOVE THIS ONE:

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>>> >Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then
>>> >laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 11:13 AM
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ROFL!!! k im in da skoo library n tryin tooo hard not to laugh im gettin wierd looks from ppl :-/ =( but its FUNNNYYYY
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 02:03 PM
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Heh .. I should have done that at New YOrk, when all tha students were jammed in the elevators .. _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 02:09 PM
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QUOTE
>>> >Ask if you can push the button for other people, but
>>> >push the wrong ones. 

Been there done that.

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>>> >Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
>>> >elevator


Did it for a science project.
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 02:17 PM
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haha those are fuunny ne one want to do them lols i would never do nething like that but its funny lols



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post Jun 16 2004, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(IBathedinAcid @ May 23 2004, 2:49 PM)
7. Put on all of your winter clothes, including, but not limited to: coat, scarf, large padded gloves, hat w/ ear flaps, fuzzy earmuffs, snowpants, boots, puffy winter vest. Anything with (fake!) fur on it is especially nice. If you live in a warm region of the world, this will all be even more impressive, but you may have to borrow cold-weather gear from a friend in a wintery-er clime. Obtain several small to medium-sized stuffed penguins (at least three), like Linux penguins. If you are of the arty & crafty persuasion, you might want to fashion miniature scarves and gloves for them out of felt. Go the freezer section of your local grocery store (the ice cream/frozen treat freezer case is preferable). Arrange the stuffed penguins in a queue leading to the door of the freezer case. Stand behind the last penguin in line. Tap your foot and look at your watch impatiently.

OMG! I'm gonna try that one day. You know what. When I get all my stuff for my digital camera, I'm gonna post the pics here.
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 09:20 AM
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lmao!!! hahaha that's sooo funny :D hahahahaha!!!!!! xD
 
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 7:47 PM)
>>> >Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone
>>> >gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
>>> >
>>> >Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
>>> >inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
>>> >
>>> >Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
>>> >announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal
>>> >space!"

LOL. Those were my favorites.
 
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i love the psychic hotline one. thats just stupid. yet funny
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 03:30 PM
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omg...those are so funny
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 03:57 PM
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lol alot of those are funny.. maybe i will do some just to freak people out
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 04:22 PM
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lol some of them i didnt get. but some was funny.
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 4:47 PM)
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

Ask, "Did you feel that?"


When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."



Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

biggrin.gif gahahaa i remember doing those in hk with some crazy friends haha
scared the other peeps sooooo bad

we stood motionless facing the wall, a guy came in and stood in the middle of the elevator and was like this -----> _unsure.gif

hahaaa

hope i can try more of those later hehehe tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 05:53 PM
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HAHA!!....I didn't you there were soo much...they're so funny...i otta try it sometime...LoL

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post Jun 29 2004, 06:24 PM
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laugh.gif Hehe I'm going to try those things this weekend! blink.gif I'm hearing voices...Forgot to take my pills happy.gif Yup I want to try all 26 things on that list. It'd be hilarious. ^^;
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 08:21 AM
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*lol* It's so funny.
I suppose in real life no one would do those things, would they?
 
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ha ha i hink ile try one
 

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