mr. compatibility :santa: Options

[brooklyneast05]

ok 's and

you can ask me and i will tell you who on cb you are most compatible with. i will look deep down into your soul and find you the perfect cb match.



love help requests:

sandy
kc
joseph
tina
diana
victoria
steven
tung
joanne
steph
gigi
brandon
tj
natalia
moni
beenly
shannon
abbey
melissa
mike
natalie
uso steph
ricky
christina
yan lin
cheyenne
emberfly
pauline
shelby
jairus

[gojira]

me

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

No homo, but do me too.

[Maccabee]

Me. I can already guess who you'll say O wise

[iDecay]

LOL, do it. No jokes. :[

[brooklyneast05]

SANDY:

• kevin
• juna
• jc
• tung
• jcp
• kc
• christina

mr. compatibility has come up with this list of most compatible matches. now that we have some options, we have to sort through these further to rule out more candidates.

mr. compatibility found that jc and juna have a high compatibility because they have many similar interests in art with you. unfortunately these two amazing broYe's have been cut from the list because A) YOU HATE DARK PEOPLE and B) YOU HATE YEEZY. unacceptable. domestic violence is almost certain to result with so much friction between a yeezy hatin woman and a yeezy lovin man. plus i feel there might be too much jealousy that arises from the broYe's late nights out with kanye in the club jc & juna

mr. compatibility has detected some possible sexual tension between you and tung. interesting. unfortunately i have to cut tung. i foresee economic disputes in the future of this short lived relationship. tung

mr. compatibility detects that you and joseph might be compatible, because you're asian. this doesn't appear to be a mutual attraction. nixed. joseph

mr. compatibility detects a possible relationship between you and kc. since he's a pigment challenged chris brown you might be able to handle is blackness. unfortunately, kc is a nice young gentlemen with kindness in his heart, too good for you. nice guys finish last homie kc

down to your two most compatible matches, kevin and christina. mr. compatibility feels you have a 99% with kevin. he is good people, sometimes. unfortunately, i don't feel kevin possesses the mongolian beefiness that you desire from your significant other. in this case, mr. compatibility feels christina is the best match for you.


sandy & christina sitting in a cb tree



i will be back with more compatibility ratings. rome wasn't built in a day and neither will your cb relationship be

[hypnotique]

Find someone for me.

I want to be with at least one black guy plz.

[brooklyneast05]

i'll make a list so we can keep up with requests. that was f*cking hard work, i can't believe i have to do this for all you bitches.



just kidding, mr. compatibility loves helping people find love

[Maccabee]

mr. compatibility detects that you and joseph might be compatible, because you're asian. this doesn't appear to be a mutual attraction. nixed. joseph

haha, that was funny

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

mr. compatibility detects a possible relationship between you and kc. since he's a pigment challenged chris brown you might be able to handle is blackness. unfortunately, kc is a nice young gentlemen with kindness in his heart, too good for you. nice guys finish last homie kc

I stay losing. LOL

[gojira]

sandy & christina sitting in a cb tree

I CONCUR

[hypnotique]

I thought it was someones head at first

[brooklyneast05]

KC:

• diana
• victoria
• robbi
• tina
• javonn
• smash

mr. compatibility has come up with this list of most compatible matches. now that we have some options, we have to sort through these further to rule out more candidates.

mr. compatibility has picked up on your strong attraction to latin women and therefore he has put diana on your list of most compatible cb mates. unfortunately, you seem to have too much going for you in life. i see you stacking that paper to the ceiling one day. diana prefers more "worthless" career having people. you know, like artists. people who do worthless things with their life by becoming art or musician majors, YOU KNOW, LIKE ME. diana

mr. compatibility has sensed a possible attraction between you and victoria. i know you like to lay low on this, and honestly with brandon lurking around with all his machine gun warmachine talk, i would too. unfortunately for this very reason i don't feel it's safe for your health for mr. compatibility to encourage this. victoria

mr. compatibility sensed some compatibility (surprising huh) between you and tina. i see you guys casually flirting in cbc. you guys can't fool mr. compatibility. unfortunately, like every other asian girl i ever asked, your ness is gonna be a problem for her family. i believe this would cause too much emotional distress for you when you go to her house for christmas dinner. tina

while searching for your most compatible mate on cb, javonn has come up with a high percentage. no homo. i don't think i need to go any further than that. javonn

mr. compatibility has noticed you have shown a liking for smashley in the past. while i contemplated renting her out to you with little interest ( cause you my ) i have decided against this. i don't want this to put stress on our friendship. mr. compatibility doesn't want to go down the road of black on black violence. a united force on cb is more important for our survival against the mass amounts of cb 's. ashley

last but not least mr. compatibility has settled on robbi. she is just the you need. mr. compatibility has a feeling that while she's off in the cold cruel world hiking the hills of peru, she is sitting on a waterfall looking into the crystal clear mountain streams and wishing you were there with her. if we're lucky then she will return and post all about it in the message to anyone thread.

KC & ROBBI SITTING IN A CB TREE

[iDecay]

mr. compatibility sensed some compatibility (surprising huh) between you and tina. i see you guys casually flirting in cbc. you guys can't fool mr. compatibility. unfortunately, like every other asian girl i ever asked, your ness is gonna be a problem for her family. i believe this would cause too much emotional distress for you when you to her house for christmas dinner. tina

Damn, can't wait to see who else I'd be compatible with now..

[sixfive]

add me broseph

[hypnotique]

mr. compatibility has picked up on your strong attraction to latin women and therefore he has put diana on your list of most compatible cb mates. unfortunately, you seem to have too much going for you in life. i see you stacking that paper to the ceiling one day. diana prefers more "worthless" career having people. you know, like artists. people who do worthless things with their life by becoming art or musician majors, YOU KNOW, LIKE ME. diana

lmao

Fine Ill give them ONE MORE SHOT just for you JC. but they better have a backup plan or an effing job.

[brooklyneast05]

alright i have to go to bed and rest my compatibility senses. if i push them too much i might make an error that would result in an awful and complicated relationship between two incompatible people.

i will be back with more compatibility ratings. rome wasn't built in a day and neither will your cb relationship be

[Maccabee]

add me broseph

broseph = joseph

[Tung]

find me a compatibility

[Joanne]

Haha, this looks awesome.

Me please?

[stephinika]

Haha, love it!
Meeee

[Gigi]

LOL this is going in "made my day"

ME

[fameONE]

Hell, why not?
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[brooklyneast05]

JOSEPH:

• yan lin
• CJ
• natalia
• beenly
• steven

mr. compatibility has come up with this list of most compatible matches. now that we have some options, we have to sort through these further to rule out more candidates.

first off mr. compatibility has picked up on your strong liking for yan lin in members photos. mr. compatibility sense that you love you some asians. note this similar reading. unfortunately this compatibility too is one way on top of that yan lin is too busy working with me on plans to take over cb. i'm afraid she doesn't have the time for a young lad like yourself. yan lin

mr. compatibility senses some compatibility between you and natalia. yes, i see you getting giddy when she replies to your showcase booth topics. you little rascal. unfortunately i'm afraid her time is too occupied too. she seems to be tied up in a love triangle, or love hexagon, at the moment. natalia

mr. compatibility noticed a little comment action between you and beenly numerous times in the past. mr. compatibility has also seen beenly take up for you a few times because he too was the subject of mass bashing at one point. is this connection a possible sign of a future cb couple? sorry, mr. compatibility doesn't agree. yet again, too occupied. beenly is too busy stalking to tung to dedicate the time needed to develop a meaningful cb relationship with you. beenly

mr. compatibility has DEFINITELY noticed you and CJ getting hot and heavy in every topic in the technology forum. his desktop seems to be constantly impressing you in the post your desktop thread. i can tell that his vast knowledge of computers is a turn on for you. you're inexperience is favorable because we all know that CJ prefers to be the know it all in most situations. a relationship with you would ensure that he is always the know it all no matter what. although this is a strong match, unfortunately i feel CJ's screen resolution is a little too big and he is a little too involved in other online forums for you. CJ

oh look, our last option. mr. compatibility notices a lot of insulting banter between you and steven. a more amateur match maker would rule this match out right away, but not mr. compatibility. i feel that steven's hostility towards you is a sign of his repressed desire for you. his angry unprovoked posts against you and your jewishness is a sign. he is just playing hard to get don't let his rough exterior turn you away. mr. compatibility knows what's up. therefore;

JOSEPH & STEVEN SITTING IN A CB TREE

[Maccabee]