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 Jun 13 2004, 08:48 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore  Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659  |
Yo mama's so fat when she lies in the beach, kids around her yelled "FREE WILLY!"
Yo mama's so fat, she uses Right Guard and Left Guard. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks out in the window and got arrested for exposure. more coming later........ |
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Jun 16 2004, 05:40 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Yo momma' so fat, that when it was rainin' and she was dressed in a yellow raincoat, she got hit by a car and the driver asked, "Hey! Where's the creme fillin'?
 LoL. Oh yeah what now? J/k. 
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Jun 16 2004, 11:04 PM
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 link the great Group: Member Posts: 143 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,276 |
ohhh yea beat thsi! yo mamas so fat shes fat!
yo mams so ugly shes ugly! ohhhhhh what now!!! |
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Jun 16 2004, 11:57 PM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
QUOTE(silentstalkerdude @ Jun 16 2004, 11:04 PM) ohhh yea beat thsi! yo mamas so fat shes fat! yo mams so ugly shes ugly! ohhhhhh what now!!! oh yeah!!! your mamas so dumb shes dumb!!! your mams so obese, shes obese!!!!!!!! |
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Jun 17 2004, 12:31 AM
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Your mom is so old, she owes Jesus money.
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Jun 17 2004, 12:23 PM
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 Ai = Love. No Duh. Group: Member Posts: 251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,162 |
Ok. I don't like saying the words "Yo Momma"... so I'll just say "You".
"You're so fat, you fell off both sides of the bed."
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Jun 18 2004, 10:56 AM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
Yo mama is so skinny she fell up to the sky
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Jun 18 2004, 11:08 AM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
QUOTE(I2YAIN @ Jun 18 2004, 11:56 AM) Yo mama is so skinny she fell up to the sky how would that be possible? skinny doesn't mean weightless. |
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Jun 20 2004, 02:04 PM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
Yo mommas so fat her nick name is DAMN
shes so fat shes the reason why theres a hole in the ozone layer your moms so fat, she proved that slimfast didnt work so they lost all their money shes so fat she jumped up and got stucK! when god said let their be light he told her 2 move her fat ass over Yo momma is soooo poor i saw her kicking a can down the sreet and i asked her what shw was doing, she said "movin" shes so poor robbers break into her house and leave money shes so poor even people on welfare despise her shes so poor when i picked up a skatebored on the ground shes said "hey punk get away from my car!!" ok i got no more, ill think of some more though! |
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Jun 23 2004, 01:13 PM
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DONT BE TALKIN ABOUT MY MOMMA!
YOUR MOMMA'S SOOOOO FAT THAT SHE... that she... umm that she.... uhh........-_-;; yo mommas soo fat that when she went on the scale, it said "to be continued...." Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way |
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Jun 25 2004, 01:33 AM
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 × JeNi × Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,307 |
i got one.. i hope itz okay to post it tho =/
yo mama is like a turtle. once she`s on her back she`s fcuked. [notice fcuked x)] |
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Jun 25 2004, 10:11 AM
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 Drew Group: Member Posts: 489 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,012 |
your mom is so fat that when a bus crashed into her she said:"who threw that rock?!"
yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.. Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Yo Momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! |
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Jun 26 2004, 02:10 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,335 |
yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator
yo momma is so fat that when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck yo momma is so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 shes a 747 yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road yo momma is so fat she sweats out shoyu yo momma is so fat her horse on her Polo shirt is real yo momma is so old her memory is in black and white okay i think thats it, if i get more ill come bak. i know that some of these are old, but hey u ask from momma jokes, so i bought it. enjoy n have a nice day
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Jun 26 2004, 02:16 AM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE
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Jun 26 2004, 02:17 AM
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 Hawaiin Supa Man Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,565 |
1.yo mamas like the police station d!cks go in 24/7
2.yo mamas like a door nob everybody gets there turn 3.yo mamas like the Dough boy everybody gets 2 poke her lol hows those ones aka-L.SMOKO |
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Jun 26 2004, 02:46 AM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
QUOTE(akajohnny @ Jun 26 2004, 2:17 AM) 1.yo mamas like the police station d!cks go in 24/7 2.yo mamas like a door nob everybody gets there turn 3.yo mamas like the Dough boy everybody gets 2 poke her lol hows those ones aka-L.SMOKO haha kinky ones 
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Jun 26 2004, 03:08 AM
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The Pope Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,272 |
yo mama so dumb when she went to kfc and the ladie said what bucket size u want she sed the wun on the roof
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Jun 26 2004, 03:19 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 205 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,755 |
your mommas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
 LMAO!!! xD hahahahaha i love that! edit- ur momas so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch |
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Jun 26 2004, 10:51 AM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
yo mamas so fat, when she got on the scale it sed to be continued
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Jun 26 2004, 01:03 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
QUOTE YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE hahahahhahah thats my 2nd favorte one besides the "ure mommas so stupid that she get hit by parked cars..  ]
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Jun 26 2004, 02:12 PM
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 Just sit and listen... Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,339 |
I love this one:
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what jeans i was wearing, i said "Guess" and she said Levis... XD !! |
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Jun 29 2004, 03:52 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
ah ha...these are funny...though i don't get some of 'em
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Jun 29 2004, 03:54 PM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept.
okay sorry thats all i have lol |
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Jun 30 2004, 01:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 |
um..i have two ok ones
yo momma so nasty she needs to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh and yo momma so nasty she made right gaurd turn left |
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Jul 1 2004, 07:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
yo moma so fat she jumped through the air and got stuck
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