who likes these types of jokes?, if soo..lemme hear 1 |
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 Jun 28 2004, 06:26 PM
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aLdO pErAlTa  Group: Member Posts: 98 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,313  |
i got this joke from scary movie 3 deleted scenes i couldnt stop laughing
yo mommas so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 30 minutes because it said concentrate.......... sorry if u dont like thosr types of jokes if u got another oy mommas so fat or stupid jokes what r they? |
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Jun 28 2004, 06:28 PM
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aLdO pErAlTa Group: Member Posts: 98 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,313 |
oh yeah i got this from a commercial......
yo mommas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she made change---i think the other one is funnier |
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Jun 28 2004, 06:38 PM
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 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
yo mama's so fat she uses the driveway to iron her pants
yo mama's so fat her belly button echoes yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry yo mama's so stupid she studied for a blood test yo mama's so stupid she waited infront of a stop sign for 3 days waiting for it to say go yea thats all i can think of right now....i used to know more, but i cant remember any of them... |
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Jun 28 2004, 08:15 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
there was a yo momma joke post...and could you not double post please?
yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV i missed two hours of TV |
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Jun 28 2004, 09:22 PM
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yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued
yo mama's so fat she got the amtrack tattooed on her leg yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code |
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Jun 28 2004, 11:05 PM
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aLdO pErAlTa Group: Member Posts: 98 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,313 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 28 2004, 8:15 PM) there was a yo momma joke post...and could you not double post please? oh sorry i didnt kno...i dont really look in the humor section |
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Jun 29 2004, 01:35 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
next time do there isnt much posts here dotn hurt to look back.
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Jun 29 2004, 03:27 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
ha ha...funny
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Jul 4 2004, 09:17 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
you're momma's so fat that she has more rolls than a bakery..
 I love you mom! |
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Jul 6 2004, 10:07 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out. Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box. |
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Jul 7 2004, 11:31 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
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Jul 8 2004, 11:45 AM
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Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i dont liek these jokes and this was already made. theres a topisc on this already.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16466 |
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Jul 30 2004, 09:10 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Jul 30 2004, 09:24 AM
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Yo mama so fat, everytime she turns around, its her birthday
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Jul 30 2004, 12:22 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol!! thats so funni, and yet so cruel- i onli know 2 but its already said :]
i wuv you mom!! |
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Jul 30 2004, 03:15 PM
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