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what is the best way to KILL a person ???
Insurmountable
post Sep 5 2008, 01:06 AM
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Wow I haven't seen this thread in a while. I still want to cut some chicks boobs off.


And I haven't thought of a better idea to kill someone.
 
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post Sep 6 2008, 05:57 AM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Sep 5 2008, 01:06 AM) *
Wow I haven't seen this thread in a while. I still want to cut some chicks boobs off.
And I haven't thought of a better idea to kill someone.



boob fetish?

i mean mutilated boob fetish? laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2008, 04:20 PM
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I wouldnt kill them in the first place. :P
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:07 AM
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QUOTE(rockable @ Sep 6 2008, 04:20 PM) *
I wouldnt kill them in the first place. :P



why not? killing a person every now and then is good for health, its good stress relief happy.gif
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:46 AM) *
Nah I could do it. I'd burn the legs and arms but all the guts and stuff I would take out in the hand fulls and grind it up and feed it to the birds.

er well probably the stray dogs and cats.
I think it'd be cool to cut off a girls boobs. I mean once she was dead of course.

even if she wasn't dead i would do it

holly you are freakin awesome
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:43 PM
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I have more answers now!

-Stab them with a icicle. Cause the evidence will melt.
-Stuff a blow dryer down their throats because their insides will dry out.

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Hows that?
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:44 PM
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^ LMFAO. laugh.gif


I love those answers! _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:47 PM
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a lot of the things being mentioned are kinda turning me on
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:48 PM
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Gotta love The Lovely Bones and AP bio. XD.gif
 
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post Sep 8 2008, 08:51 PM
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true daaat. laugh.gif
 
gelionie
post Sep 11 2008, 03:26 AM
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Go read the poem '5 Ways to Kill a Man'.
 
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post Sep 11 2008, 12:36 PM
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Boredom. It's excrutiating. yawn.gif
 
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post Sep 12 2008, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Sep 11 2008, 12:36 PM) *
Boredom. It's excrutiating. yawn.gif


this topic is boring u??? blink.gif

maybe killing is something u do on a daily basis and now its like second nature to u biggrin.gif

u must know a lot of good techniques _smile.gif

wanna share killing secrets? thumbsup.gif
 
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post Sep 12 2008, 03:18 PM
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No. Boredom is a good way to kill someone. haha
 
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post Sep 12 2008, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Sep 12 2008, 03:18 PM) *
No. Boredom is a good way to kill someone. haha


LOL i dont think its possible to get bored these days because of:


_smile.gif YOUTUBE _smile.gif
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 05:02 AM
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QUOTE(gelionie @ Sep 11 2008, 03:26 AM) *
Go read the poem '5 Ways to Kill a Man'.


interesting cool.gif
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 05:04 AM
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eat them up
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:05 AM
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I have a 5 grand minimum 10 grand minimum for each job, and depending on the particulars, the price is subject to change. Hire me, and I become the bringer of death.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:27 AM
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Give them swine flu.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:34 AM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Apr 30 2009, 08:27 AM) *
Give them swine flu.

Fail. In the event that they have a functioning immune system and a healthcare plan, what do you do then?
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:42 AM
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QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 30 2009, 08:34 AM) *
Fail. In the event that they have a functioning immune system and a healthcare plan, what do you do then?


Push them into an area of starving sharks.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 07:51 AM
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What about witnesses? What about your alibi? What about the DNA on the boat, or dock, where you last were with the victim? To be a killer, you must think like one. Bring death in showers of calculated destruction.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 08:10 AM
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Have the victim trussed up laying on their stomach. Then, a small caliber revolver is shoved tight against the victim's anus,(through their clothing,no need for perversion),.and shoot them in the rectum. The .22 caliber bullet will tear through vital organs and arteries but not instantaneous death, prolonging the agony a bit until shock and death.
Doing it that way you have ''silenced'' your weapon, put the hurt on your victim, and except for a little blood on the anus...there is no mess. The shot is angled to travel upward and the energy is insufficient for the bullet to exit the body. Finally, burn the body to ashes.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 08:21 AM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Apr 30 2009, 09:10 AM) *
Have the victim trussed up laying on their stomach. Then, a small caliber revolver is shoved tight against the victim's anus,(through their clothing,no need for perversion),.and shoot them in the rectum. The .22 caliber bullet will tear through vital organs and arteries but not instantaneous death, prolonging the agony a bit until shock and death.
Doing it that way you have ''silenced'' your weapon, put the hurt on your victim, and except for a little blood on the anus...there is no mess. The shot is angled to travel upward and the energy is insufficient for the bullet to exit the body. Finally, burn the body to ashes.

I don't like the idea of burning anything.

I value the sport of marksmanship, so I'd rather be the silent predator and snipe someone. You should try it sometime.

If I really were to get physical, a simple blood choke would do. Break a few of their limbs, put their body in a barrell, fille the barrell with cement. Then, as a routine dumping for hazardous waste, dump the barrell somewhere (preferrably a large body of water). Clean, easy, just requires a little bit of strength.
 
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post Apr 30 2009, 09:35 AM
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WITH A BLOCK OF ICE
 

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