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This human female attempted to send me garbless images of her over the AIM program
Reidar
post Feb 19 2009, 08:19 AM
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Biologically speaking, she is a healthy specimen of apt breeding age, so my hormones reacted accordingly to some extent. This is a natural phenomenon of harbouring this body for a vessel and is not cause for concern, since the feeling is easily repressed.

Of course, I could do none other than refuse the offer. This individual knows about my commitment to warriorship, to fighting, to being the unequivocal slayer of Man and Beast destined to reap the wrath of my enlightenment upon this realm.

Yet, some persist knowing this full and well. It is my place, for now, to be an outsider to the human life-cycle, observing and utilizing interesting points of note along the way. What do you think to be an appropriate course of action in the face of such persuasion? Perhaps being facetious only adds fuel to the fire, but then again, less of what I said was actually in jest than she perhaps realizes.
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 08:58 AM
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youre so stiff and boring lol
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 09:11 AM
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Reidar
post Feb 19 2009, 09:15 AM
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Your fruitless jabs of colloquialism do not phase me, plebeian.
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 10:03 AM
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:D
*tries not to burst out laughing*
OWNED
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 11:49 AM
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lol you've lost all hope with that girl on your last comment
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 12:43 PM
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in the reverb chamber.
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you might not be indulging in more obvious desires of the flesh... but, holy shit are you getting high off self-righteousness.
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 01:52 PM
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hmm,uhm,...

good for you. flowers.gif
 
*BOSS*
post Feb 19 2009, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Feb 19 2009, 05:19 AM) *
being the unequivocal slayer of Man

lolol
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 02:35 PM
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You may not have enjoyed the photo, but plenty of people on cb would have.
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 03:35 PM
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^ lol all the guyssss.
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 05:00 PM
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You should have gotten it and posted it here.
 
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post Feb 20 2009, 05:48 PM
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would you change your last name to armstrong
 
superstitious
post Feb 20 2009, 05:51 PM
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I am so not beyond such frivolous measures of gratification.
 
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post Feb 20 2009, 10:48 PM
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@ the thought of me turning down nudes. Why you do this?
 
Reidar
post Feb 22 2009, 02:29 AM
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^ Get that smut out of my wholesome thread.
 
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post Feb 22 2009, 04:35 AM
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Hahaha Legend ur so funny...
 
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post Feb 22 2009, 04:36 AM
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^ Where's Tung?
 
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post Feb 22 2009, 04:42 AM
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QUOTE(Joanne @ Feb 22 2009, 01:36 AM) *
^ Where's Tung?

I corrected myself
I'm on my iPod and I was scrolling down fast. And I thought I saw tung where legend posted...common mistake
 
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post Feb 23 2009, 01:29 AM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Feb 22 2009, 02:29 AM) *
^ Get that smut out of my wholesome thread.

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staardust
post Feb 24 2009, 04:07 AM
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lollllllll
sorry
you speak in a really formal language.

i'm sure you've lost her
don't worry.
 
Reidar
post Feb 24 2009, 04:49 AM
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I am sick, and I never get sick. That wretched temptress must have cast a curse upon me.
 
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post Feb 24 2009, 06:02 AM
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post Feb 26 2009, 12:57 AM
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XD.gif that is the most hilarious thing I've read all night! especially the 2nd to last line XD.gif
 
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post Feb 26 2009, 01:27 AM
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LOL that was a funny convo.
but uhh , you're a guy & you're suppose to accept that offer haha , unless you have a gf and yeah .

& you talk really really really formal .
 

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