OMGWTF, Woman Uses Exacto Blade To Carve Her Name On Unconscious Date Options

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A court found 22-year-old Dominque Fisher guilty of “unlawful wounding” after she carved her name into the shoulder of her one night stand, who says he was passed out on valium and vodka during the attack. [...]

The attack happened in June of 2008, when Dominque took 24-year-old Wayne Robinson home after meeting him at a club near her apartment in Blackburn, England. He recounted how they’d met: “She looked really good in the club and we got on well. She asked me to spend the weekend at her flat. I said yes straight away. It was clear she meant to have sex.”

According to Dominique they then proceeded to have sex “in lots of different positions,” but Wayne remembers none of it as he was practically comatose from a mixture of valium and vodka[....]

Somewhere in the middle of all this gymnastic, unmemorable sex, Dominique took out an exacto knife and carved the following “tattoos” all over Wayne’s body:



Dominque was disappointed at Wayne’s angry response, telling him, ” I thought you’d like it,” and arguing to the court that he’d been awake and requested the tattoos. Wayne says that he was so drunk and high that he doesn’t even remember the pain, and only realized what had happened when he woke up to find Dominique “snoring her head off” (we’d like to know how that’s relevant) and saw his arms covered in blood. “I went to her place for sex, not to be tattooed. I look like something out of the TV show Prison Break. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.”

I don't know whether to laugh or to shake my head in amazement. WTF was he doing taking valium and vodka? And why the f*ck would she think it's a good idea to scar a man with her name?