Createblog Diary, Version 11. Options

[gojira]

dear cb diary,

todai i woke up, poopeed, 8 burekfist, poopeed agen, wokked downstars, wokked bak urp da stars n 4 dat, i wish rly hard 4 n elyvaytr. i hop n e body stalkin muh post tink muh lyf iz berry interestin. i hope dis gurl kals me bak ore elz i b 2 ronery, mebbe she giv meeh da wrung # tho. i deed dat to sum beezie da otha dai so dis culd b kurma, is dat wat u kall it? da otha nite dey wurr tryin mic meeh watch kitties blow urp in da mikrowave. i be on dat kryp2nite, strait urp on dat kryp2nite.

tyme an' tyme again i gutta turn bak round an' tell dese hoes

[Herizon Action]

Dear cb diary,
Sandy is my hero.

With much love,
Wendy

[LittleMissSunshi...]

dear cB diary,

i hate stressing myself out, blech, i needa life haha. although, i do it because i know without it. i won't be a smart nerd like every other asian out there ;]!

hopefully, i can last it. wish me luck, bye.

[angelrevelation]

Dear Cb Diary,

I miss my old English class The new one was almost painful to sit through. If you don't know how to pronounce the Greek names, at least try to sound like you know what you're doing. And try not to smirk at the various sexual themes. The guy beside me is kind of interesting though.

Sad that I won't have lunch with everyone though. That's about the only time I had to see them.

The J thing was overplayed... I really need to start figuring out the difference between friendliness and actual "interest."

[gojira]

dear cb diary,

today I learned that sike can be such a powerful word



for example:
Good morning everybody. Firstly, to all of Sandy's family, from my family to yours, our deepest sympathies and condolences. I think this memorial should be a joyful one, and not mournful one. We, after all, have to keep in mind who we are here to celebrate, and what he would have preferred. I hope somebody will speak today of the specifics of what Sandy achieved as a hobo and world renown animal-lover, but all I can do today is talk directly to my friend, Sandy.

Your passing has suspended reality for all of us. It was way too soon, and completely unfair on all accounts. I know as heartless as you said you always were, that you would still be pleased to know that the world sends its love and that people all over this planet have been grieving. We've all lost a friend, we've lost a champion, and we're gonna take some time adjust to that.

I'm in New York, - the big city - and you have been headline news on CNN for a week. There are not many Zoo keepers who would command that attention. And all that means is that you got your message across. You got the word out there. And you were heard. And you will be remembered.



















SIKE
SIKE
SIKE

you ain't dead yet

did you write that shit? i don't bereev you did.

DEAR CB DIARY,

MY BATH TUB IS FINALLY UNCLOGGED. NO IT WASN'T JUST MY HAIR, BROTHER 2.

[CrotchetTheLeper]

Dear CB Diary,

I love my boyfriend.
I wish I knew what to do with my life.
I wish it was summer more than anything.
I'm tired of such a repetitive lifestyle.
School blows.
I have so much work to do...
Blegh.

[angelrevelation]

Dear Cb Diary,

I feel like such a failure right now... Even my friends are drifting away, even more. Senior year might just end on a bad note after all.

[Tomates]

dear cB diary,
im cold

[gojira]

dear cb diary

f uck bitches get money
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[sixfive]

wow youre cool

[Simba]

Dear cB Diary,

When I die
and come back to our Earth
as a minority
I will come back to Earth
as a fortunate AZN
carrying my groceries & macbook
in relevant product packaging
to differentiate myself from
the generic AZNs
not the ‘good in school’ AZN
but the ‘express myself via art+fashion’ AZN
the fortunate AZN
without dictatorial parents

[gojira]

dear cb diary,

shitaki mushrooms
shitaki mushrooms
shitaki mushrooms
shitaki mushrooms
shitaki mushrooms
shitaki mushrooms
shitaki mushrooms
shitaki mushrooms
shitaki mushrooms

r amazin

[creole]

Dear cB,
If I ever get to show love to Boxxy, I would have to cover her face with a brown bag.
Maybe if she stops a little, a plastic bag would suit fine.

[Tomates]

Dear cB diary,
Chloroform is a bitch

[gojira]

dear cb diary,

i wanted to know how you got those scars

[LittleMissSunshi...]

dear cb diary,

i just realized how much i don't like the the jonas brothers. lolol

[stephinika]

dear cb diary,

i hate feeling emo. i hate feeling like shit. i hate caring and not caring about the wrong things.


i just want out of here. away from the people who don't seem to care anyways.

[stephinika]

dear cb diary,

so much fun stuff has happened this summer, and i'm happy when i'm out and about.

being at home leads to me thinking too much, therefore getting emo about stupid things.
they don't help the situation either.

fcuk, i don't want to deal with this shit anymore.

[dosomethin888]

Dear CB diary,

I now know why the past five years of my life has sucked. Thank you, God, for blessing me with such a horrible disorder.

My life sucks.

Melanie.

[-DressYourEyelid...]

dear cB diary,
what a wondewrful, creative, music-filled day. i only wish they'd all be like this.

[Mikeplyts]

Dear cB Diary,

Twin Towers Skate Spot. Tomorrow. at 7:30. hellz yeah.

[livwho]

Dear cB Diary,

Today at work, Jared told me his ID, so I don't have to call Matt up to the front every time I f*ck up. Which won't be often anymore, I swear.

Anywhore, it was nice, much better than Monday. Some poor middle-aged woman slipped on the wet floor and dislocated her knee. It looked cool.

I'll write again later.

xoxo

Liv

(I don't really write like this, I swear.)

[Tomates]

Dear cB diary,

I HATE TOURISTS SO MUCH!
Especially the ones who don't know where they are going half the time or are just assholes on the road. Usually takes me 20 minutes to get home from the movies, took me a half freaking hour!
I refuse to drive anywhere tomorrow!

Love Natalie.

[Mikeplyts]

Dear CB Diary,


This one kid called me a f*g. I proceeded to punch him in the face, particularly right in between his baby blues. Turns out this kid is a master in Brazilian Taijitsu so using his rather impressive ninja skills, he dodges my attack and somehow manages to get his foot up to my head and lands a solid blow to my right cheek. I'll admit, it hurt, but I used the pain and converted it into rage. I delivered an attack towards his stomach and I manage to strike the bastard. He falls down on his knees in pain and I use that opportunity to grab the hair on top of his head and force it down upon my bare knee. Granted, this was a mistake as I have now damaged my knee. I limp back a little but I regain some strength, but suddenly, I feel a fierce attack come in contact to my left hip and it left me breathless. I laid there on the ground, like a helpless dying animal. The kid bends over me and I begin to have many thoughts running through my mind. Thoughts of what I can do and thoughts of what could happen to me if I couldn't do anything. Out of nowhere, I see a bright, shimmering light that seems to be reflecting off a sharp, steel weapon. Now, my adrenaline is pumping through my veins and I make use of the temporary energy. I get back up quickly and spot the knife in the kid's right hand. He comes in quickly towards me, perhaps aiming for my throat. I duck down and use one thing that can come in handy in certain fights, a massive strike to the kid's testicles. He drops the weapon and yells in pain as he falls down to his demise. I retrieve the weapon and realize I now have the ability to kill this son of a bitch. Although, I was exhausted and felt generous today, so I spared his life but reminded the kid something. I spoke only a few words, but enough to make sure that he would watch where he stepped. I told him I would not harm him, but if he continues on with the battle, then I will have no choice but to cut his limbs off one by one, slowly. As I expected, he responses with an answer of no, and says it rather frightened. I leave his dismantled body but I keep the knife, just in case. As I get closer to home, I stop by for a cheeseburger. It was good. I get up to leave and as I near the door, I realize the cashier was my defeated opponent's brother, judging by his last name and his identical appearance. I take a glance and think of what would happen tomorrow, but I decide to keep my mind off it. I arrive home and finally, I sit down to my desktop. Now what's done is done. I almost look forward to tomorrow.

That is all.

Best Regards,

Mike.

P.S. - I found cherry pie in my fridge! >=D

[LittleMissSunshi...]

dear cB diary,

i honestly don't know what's up with this kid, it's driving me insane.

p.s, i hope i don't fall too hard.