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 Jan 14 2009, 06:42 PM
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I keep a knife by my bed and a compound bow in my closet at all times.
And my mom always has dreams that i get kidnapped and tells me. haha. Whats your weapon of choice. And not a gun. And fists count. |
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Jan 14 2009, 06:47 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
Do you
also carry around pepperspray in your purse? By the way, carrying a weapon around doesn't constitute as being manly. |
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Jan 14 2009, 06:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(Tung @ Jan 14 2009, 05:47 PM)  Do you also carry around pepperspray in your purse? By the way, carrying a weapon around doesn't constitute as being manly. Nope. And I know. But it is part of it. You can still be manly without it. |
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Jan 14 2009, 06:52 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
I see.
I don't understand why you need to have a knife by your bed for. Are you scared someone is going to rape you in your sleep or something? O.o Or are you scared of this guy. 
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Jan 14 2009, 07:12 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
You have no idea how much I hate Ronald McDonald.
 I don't have any weapons. But I could probably turn something into a weapon. |
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Jan 14 2009, 07:21 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
in the summer i took the vent cover off my floor and had it next to me the whole night.
I kept hearing some really weird noises and at some point where there was a loud crack outside my window around midnight. |
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Jan 14 2009, 07:22 PM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
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Jan 14 2009, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE(Tung @ Jan 14 2009, 06:47 PM) By the way, carrying a weapon around doesn't constitute as being manly. Fogell: "What's it like to have a gun?" Officer Michaels: "It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone." |
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Jan 14 2009, 07:55 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
I've got some knives. But I see little need for guns.
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Jan 14 2009, 08:00 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 14 2009, 06:54 PM) Fogell: "What's it like to have a gun?" Officer Michaels: "It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone." Nice. I've got nothing but some moldy cheese that could potentially scare one off. |
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Jan 14 2009, 08:05 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Moldy cheese would scare me off.
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Jan 14 2009, 08:29 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Well I have a softball bat. I could bash with that.
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Jan 14 2009, 08:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,028 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 579,129 |
Lol. It's not much a weapon, but I have a small wooden breast cancer bat beside my bed :D. My dad bought it to donate to Breast Cancer research so I just keep it there since I have no use for it. I doubt it would be of much use if anything happened, though.
If I got kidnapped though, I'd probably scratch out their eyeballs like a pansy :T |
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Jan 14 2009, 09:53 PM
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 Has a PhD in horribleness Group: Member Posts: 866 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 686,301 |
I just have a Bolt action .22 under my bed, and the bullets are in another part of the house so...
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Jan 14 2009, 09:58 PM
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I have my fingernails and can make them bleed.
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Jan 14 2009, 10:00 PM
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i carry around a 20 pound hot dog
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Jan 14 2009, 10:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
I like talking about weapons. Just more collecting them though.
And "Reidar" those weapons are awesome! I have a friend with that same ninja star thing. |
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Jan 14 2009, 10:20 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
i'm figuring if someone tries to kill me in my sleep they already have a big advantage anyway so i don't think a knife by my bed is gonna do me much good.
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Jan 14 2009, 10:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
The knife is by my bed just cause thats where it is. Not cause I think i can pull some ninjas skills and whip open my droors with my feet. haha.
Is anyone else here into archery? |
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Jan 14 2009, 10:31 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(JosephCohen123 @ Jan 14 2009, 11:29 PM) The knife is by my bed just cause thats where it is. Not cause I think i can pull some ninjas skills and whip open my droors with my feet. haha. Is anyone else here into archery? droors eh?  nah it's ok i'm not makin fun of you. i thought it was badmitten = badminton until today. and i also thought on the weather when they say windchill they were saying "windshield". so i'll always be like " yeah it's 15 degrees outside but the windshield is 5!" |
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Jan 14 2009, 10:35 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 14 2009, 09:31 PM) droors eh? O dangit! Drawers! Sorry! haha |
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Jan 14 2009, 11:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE( @ Jan 14 2009, 10:05 PM) hit 'em across the chest and give 'em breast cancer. Or hit em between the legs if there a guy and give them... I had a friend who had that. |
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Jan 14 2009, 11:57 PM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 14 2009, 09:31 PM) droors eh? nah it's ok i'm not makin fun of you. i thought it was badmitten = badminton until today. and i also thought on the weather when they say windchill they were saying "windshield". so i'll always be like " yeah it's 15 degrees outside but the windshield is 5!" Are you serious, there saying windchill? I feel like a dumb ass. I have a bat by my bed, no real reason though. If someone broke in I probably wouldn't even thing about grabbing it. |
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Jan 15 2009, 02:13 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
Why the f*ck don't firearms count? You suck.
I'm making my own thread for gun owners and admirers of high powered firearms.
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Jan 15 2009, 02:22 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Um, we have a baseball bat in our garage. And maybe the really heavy flashlight downstairs. So really we have no weapons, except for cutlery and kitchen tools.
...I'm Canadian.  I have never met anyone who owns a gun (that I am aware of). Our ideas of badassiness/manliness depend on other things entirely. Like, I once read on some guy's MSN screenname that he was selling a bulletproof vest. Which is cooler than a gun, obviously. Manlier though? I don't know.
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