Lulz I haven't done this yet Options

[alison-apples]

Hey. I'm Alison. I like doing stuff. I like octopuses. I like eating octopuses. The plural of octopus isn't actually octopi, it's octopuses. You're doing it wrong if you think it's octopi.

I'm a hookah connoisseur. I hope the large hadron collider creates a black hole (even if the chances are below one percent, if I'm recalling that statistic correctly). Sometimes I enjoy writing poetry. No, not faggy, depression-of-my-dark-bloody-black-soul poetry. I don't have a lot of friends because I don't really like most people. Lol. I hate the words "legit" and "sketch" because my school is filled with really intelligent people who say them every fifth and sixth word.

Uhm.

I'm a happy person. I don't know why. With the way I perceive things, I should be freaking angry and sad... but I think those emotions should be used in moderation.

I love talking.

I'm tactful. I'm also sort of nice when I'm not annoyed.

Uh, that's it.

I don't want to talk anymore.