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Straight to the gutter
batman
post Nov 26 2008, 10:21 AM
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Is there anything that just makes your mind go straight to the gutter? For example, whenever I see that "I Ate Out" thread in the Foods forum, I have to check myself.

And today, I opened an email from my manager inviting me to an end-of-semester party. I read this:
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Pizza, Fruit & Dip, Veggies & Hummus, Westside Market Cookies, & More
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Door prizes and Prize Raffle
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Top Caller Awards
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Individual Caller Highlights
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A special surprise for everyone.....


Maybe it's bc of all the sex topics that have been bumped, but at the "special surprise," I totally went blink.gif
 
*cakedout*
post Nov 27 2008, 03:48 AM
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im farmer dick and this is my pet cock
 
Gigi
post Nov 27 2008, 04:04 AM
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in a matter of time
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This test will be long and hard. Stuff like that.
 
libertie
post Nov 27 2008, 12:18 PM
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This bag is not a toy.
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Just about everything makes my mind go to the gutter these days, because I've gotten so used to hearing "that's what she said" all the time if I don't really think about everything I say. sad.gif
 
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post Nov 28 2008, 08:24 AM
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Pretty much anything. It's no fun to have a raging sex drive and a non-existent sex life. sad.gif
 
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post Nov 28 2008, 12:01 PM
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this McDonalds has a sign...
"To serve you faster, please have cash READY"


lol....
 
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post Nov 28 2008, 12:05 PM
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pretty much anything that can be taken in a sexual way.
 
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post Nov 28 2008, 12:19 PM
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QUOTE(Friday @ Nov 28 2008, 11:01 AM) *
this McDonalds has a sign...
"To serve you faster, please have cash READY"


lol....
only a male prostitute would think of that, fag.
 
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post Nov 28 2008, 03:12 PM
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I live in the gutter, nothing is said to me without me thinking of something naughty.
 
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post Nov 28 2008, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE(Deetard @ Nov 28 2008, 12:19 PM) *
only a male prostitute would think of that, fag.


lmao
 
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post Nov 29 2008, 10:31 PM
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seeing an attractive guy leaning back in a chair with his legs spread. it's like a frickin' invitation. gets me everytime.
 

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