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 Oct 7 2006, 09:10 PM
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I read somewhere that you shouldnt wear boxeres because you can "spill out of them"
like people can see your penis or your balls like hang out of them or something has this happened to anyone? |
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Jul 2 2007, 08:01 PM
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 Here for U Group: Member Posts: 50 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 499,144 |
Interesting....
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Nov 23 2007, 10:58 AM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I like to spill in front of hot chicks when I am in their house!
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Nov 23 2007, 03:53 PM
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Yes in Gym class. I was like holy shit how you come out, everyone was laughing but I didn't care neither did they.
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Nov 23 2007, 07:20 PM
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Hence the laughter
 Well, your defence here would be that you're so well endowed that the boxers simply couldn't take the strain of keeping tackle that should be swinging between the legs of a Grand National winner under wraps. Hot damn. |
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Nov 29 2007, 06:57 AM
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look for the stars as the sun goes down Group: Member Posts: 493 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 453,963 |
i don't get how it flops out.
 i mean isn't the waistband of the boxers tight around his waist? do you mean it falls down through the part you put your leg through?and i thought boxers were longish? like shorts? 
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Nov 29 2007, 05:59 PM
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^ It falls down the leg part.
Hil-arious.
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Nov 29 2007, 06:22 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(S-Majere @ Nov 23 2007, 07:20 PM)  Hence the laughter Well, your defence here would be that you're so well endowed that the boxers simply couldn't take the strain of keeping tackle that should be swinging between the legs of a Grand National winner under wraps. Hot damn. Somebody is a little excited eh! |
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Nov 30 2007, 02:33 AM
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Nancenator Group: Member Posts: 35 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,982 |
Good story. The guy I liked, who also liked me (i didn't know it at the time) and I were at school. It was the week before the school play and i was helping get the set together instead of going to band class. So the guy comes over and offers to help me. So we're working and the costume director comes in and tells him she has a costume for him to try on ( he had a lead in the play). I didn't realize that he had stripped to his boxers immediately. So i turn around and he had "slipped" out. He was SOOO embarrassed haha.
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Nov 30 2007, 05:45 AM
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QUOTE(reptilia @ Nov 29 2007, 06:22 PM) Somebody is a little excited eh! Moi? I think not, cur!
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Dec 17 2007, 03:51 PM
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has happend to me and sucked.
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Dec 22 2007, 10:23 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(vintage.inspiration @ Oct 11 2006, 04:23 PM) thats when i gained the knowledge that im not exactly the smallest of my grade To this day, I still randomly think and laugh at this quote. |
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Dec 22 2007, 10:37 PM
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a buddy of mine got whipped with a towel towards his boxers.
it spilled... literally. |
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Dec 23 2007, 03:20 PM
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 Jake - The Unholy Trinity / Premiscuous Poeteer. Group: Member Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,316 |
Yeah, it happens. That's what the buttons for.
QUOTE(yaamakoh @ Dec 22 2007, 10:37 PM) a buddy of mine got whipped with a towel towards his boxers. it spilled... literally. There's this story that has gone around here about some dude who got whipped with a towel in the nuts and it split open his sack and you get the rest. |
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Dec 23 2007, 11:43 PM
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Sure have. All of the time, in fact. I was laying on my bed, actually, just in my underwear, and a friend walked in and sort of motioned toward my crotch. When I run? Somehow, it wiggles its way through in much the same fashion as a game of Millipede. I hate that feeling.
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Nov 4 2008, 06:58 PM
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Haha, well today after PE we were in the locker room to change out of our PE clothes and this guy barely took off his PE shorts and he spilled while talking to his friend and he didn't notice until he looked down. He had his jeans in front of him ready to be worn, and since it slipped out, he was standing there covering it until he sat down. His friends didn't notice either. He was looking at me while he was standing after he realized it slipped out, and I think he knew I saw it.
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Nov 5 2008, 10:08 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(IGetSex @ Dec 23 2007, 03:20 PM) Yeah, it happens. That's what the buttons for. There's this story that has gone around here about some dude who got whipped with a towel in the nuts and it split open his sack and you get the rest. That's horrible. pix nao or it didn't happen. |
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Nov 5 2008, 10:50 PM
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I was working and in the fitting room I was helping this old guy get a pair of pants and when I came back, he opened the door and he was in his boxers and .. omg >____< gross old white man yuck.
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Nov 5 2008, 11:04 PM
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 mercenary on call Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,606 |
QUOTE(Flaunted @ Nov 5 2008, 10:50 PM) I was working and in the fitting room I was helping this old guy get a pair of pants and when I came back, he opened the door and he was in his boxers and .. omg >____< gross old white man yuck. 
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Nov 7 2008, 11:12 PM
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It's just hard in general to keep my piece in my pants ;-)
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