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ladies night out
SarahxJoy
post Jun 22 2004, 04:00 PM
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What the fack.
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Here's one my friend told me about..LoL.

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do????

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.

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Posts in this topic
tainted_angel   ladies night out   Jun 22 2004, 04:00 PM
LiNHy POO   haha funny!! he must have been really HOTT...   Jun 22 2004, 04:05 PM
ppl_love_me   thats good!! lols!!! I love it...   Jun 22 2004, 04:20 PM
darkangel   AHAHA lmao. thats really funny   Jun 23 2004, 06:51 PM
islandkiss   hahah. yay.. this is my 1,000th post!!...   Jun 23 2004, 08:04 PM
Mini   hahahhaha, that's hilarious...took back the mo...   Jun 23 2004, 08:08 PM
mai_z   hehehe that's awesome!!! poor man ...   Jun 24 2004, 03:17 PM
lemonlina   haha! I saw an animation for that joke. It was...   Jun 24 2004, 03:37 PM
xsw33t_t3mptasianx   Haha!...smooth....That's funny --][My Xan...   Jun 24 2004, 03:37 PM
mega_m   hahahaha thas hilarious   Jun 24 2004, 06:22 PM
Winter   OMG hahaha that was awesome.   Jun 25 2004, 08:42 PM
jz1134   lol thats a good deal!   Jun 25 2004, 09:30 PM
ji_cabinx   that's funny!   Jun 26 2004, 03:54 PM
baybietenshi   lol, must've hurt....ouch   Jun 26 2004, 04:40 PM
ur_my_sweety20   no matter how entertaining that was...and i would ...   Jun 26 2004, 07:26 PM
dani41790   hahaha lolz man thats funni yet wrong   Jul 13 2004, 07:00 PM
bored2death08   lol! thats great!   Jul 14 2004, 04:47 PM
d3v1l1ci0us   lmao   Jul 15 2004, 02:53 AM
XaZnX07   shits haha nice .:tony:.   Jul 15 2004, 01:01 PM
Mireh   LOL! Smartness!   Jul 16 2004, 10:27 PM
LiLCandyAngel   lol hahah   Jul 17 2004, 07:45 AM
Beyond Elite   That's pretty funny!   Jul 17 2004, 06:37 PM
conster   lmao thats smart!   Jul 19 2004, 09:41 PM
elmogurly   LOL. that was funny!   Jul 18 2005, 09:32 PM
xSiLLyMex   LOL funny & smart.   Jul 19 2005, 01:39 AM
emazing   LMFAO. <3. What a very smart thing to do.   Jul 19 2005, 06:49 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii   Lmao-that was awesome   Jul 19 2005, 07:58 PM
michelle_07   haha. i've never heard that one before. that...   Jul 19 2005, 08:04 PM
SpedMonkee   ive heard that one before, only it was 3 guys at a...   Jul 24 2005, 07:33 PM


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