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creole
post Oct 19 2008, 08:47 AM
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I know how to shot web, but i cannot flirt. :\? ilu.
 
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amish-hammer
post Oct 19 2008, 08:55 AM
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idk, sorry im not good at it either.
last time i tried it ended in an epic failure.
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 10:01 AM
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QUOTE(amish-hammer @ Oct 19 2008, 06:55 AM) *
idk, sorry im not good at it either.
last time i tried it ended in an epic failure.


i tried flirting with a mudkip, but it ultimately made a fail.


DICKZEVRERRYWAIR.
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 10:03 AM
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QUOTE(ninjaBeenly @ Oct 19 2008, 11:01 AM) *
i tried flirting with a mudkip, but it ultimately made a fail.
DICKZEVRERRYWAIR.



damn that sucks
-nods lots-
just needs to have more time hehe
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 10:13 AM
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this guy is hard to flirt with..
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 10:15 AM
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he looks like my sisters type of guy.
you should make deep eye contact.
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 11:05 AM
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I had a conversation with my boss about the need to flirt to get anywhere in life, you need to know how to use your sexuality basically. its all about the touch, look, and acting like you care a lot about what a person is saying when you actually don't. idk he says i dont know how to flirt and thats why i havent been getting a raise. huh.gif
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 11:22 AM
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QUOTE(CocaineNoseJob @ Oct 19 2008, 12:05 PM) *
I had a conversation with my boss about the need to flirt to get anywhere in life, you need to know how to use your sexuality basically. its all about the touch, look, and acting like you care a lot about what a person is saying when you actually don't. idk he says i dont know how to flirt and thats why i havent been getting a raise. huh.gif



damn that sucks you should get a flirting for dummy's book that would probably even help me out
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 01:02 PM
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QUOTE(CocaineNoseJob @ Oct 19 2008, 09:05 AM) *
I had a conversation with my boss about the need to flirt to get anywhere in life, you need to know how to use your sexuality basically. its all about the touch, look, and acting like you care a lot about what a person is saying when you actually don't. idk he says i dont know how to flirt and thats why i havent been getting a raise. huh.gif



The problem is that "what if I overflirt too much that it annoys and bores the target?"


:/
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 01:09 PM
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QUOTE(CocaineNoseJob @ Oct 19 2008, 09:05 AM) *
I had a conversation with my boss about the need to flirt to get anywhere in life, you need to know how to use your sexuality basically. its all about the touch, look, and acting like you care a lot about what a person is saying when you actually don't. idk he says i dont know how to flirt and thats why i havent been getting a raise. huh.gif

Your boss sounds like a major creep.
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 01:19 PM
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lol ya he does sound like a creeper
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 01:24 PM
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QUOTE(CocaineNoseJob @ Oct 19 2008, 09:05 AM) *
I had a conversation with my boss about the need to flirt to get anywhere in life, you need to know how to use your sexuality basically. its all about the touch, look, and acting like you care a lot about what a person is saying when you actually don't. idk he says i dont know how to flirt and thats why i havent been getting a raise. huh.gif



Go to his office and give him the reports. (;
Don't forget to bring the Bengay.
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE(ninjaBeenly @ Oct 19 2008, 11:02 AM) *
The problem is that "what if I overflirt too much that it annoys and bores the target?"
:/

Then you move on to another person.
trick to good flirting is to be relaxed.
Nervousness and shyness are rarely cute.
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(towntown2 @ Oct 19 2008, 07:36 PM) *
Then you move on to another person.
trick to good flirting is to be relaxed.
Nervousness and shyness are rarely cute.

nuh uh, i think some shy guys are really cute! i'm not sure why. i think it's adorable if the guy might be a bit flustered to talk to me... well sometimes. depends on the guy. cause sometimes, confident guys come off as too cocky. huge turn off.

and as far as flirting, try smiling! not the creepy, wide-eyed smile. like a genuine half-smile. those are cute.
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 09:53 PM
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GDDAMMIT whenever i see this thread, i think it reads "HOW do i FART?"
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE(----- @ Oct 20 2008, 10:53 AM) *
GDDAMMIT whenever i see this thread, i think it reads "HOW do i FART?"

ROFL. because this thread is full of phail.
 
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post Oct 19 2008, 10:58 PM
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kill yourself. that's how you flirt.
 
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post Oct 20 2008, 03:41 AM
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QUOTE(misoshiru @ Oct 19 2008, 11:02 PM) *
ROFL. because this thread is full of phail.

hiii yanlin

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^-- see? That's how you flirt.
 
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post Oct 20 2008, 05:36 AM
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start by stop being so fat
 
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post Oct 20 2008, 05:43 AM
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start by stop being so fat


you pay for the liposuction. ;)
 
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post Oct 22 2008, 09:41 AM
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QUOTE(CocaineNoseJob @ Oct 19 2008, 12:05 PM) *
I had a conversation with my boss about the need to flirt to get anywhere in life, you need to know how to use your sexuality basically. its all about the touch, look, and acting like you care a lot about what a person is saying when you actually don't. idk he says i dont know how to flirt and thats why i havent been getting a raise. huh.gif

You sound like one of my managers. (He might somehow find me here)

You don't need to be sexual to flirt, I play around with one of my co-workers by throwing things at him, pushing him, etc (he started it) and the same manager thinks that's flirting. rolleyes.gif

My boyfriend works at the same job and before we started dating, I would flirt with him through talking, teasing, and giggling. When I started working there, it was when he just got a new tattoo that I did not like at all so when he asked me what I thought, I told him, "that's going to look good in 10 years." He laughed it off and didn't say anything else but if you ask him about it he will say that he said, "yes it will because my arm will still be muscly."


Now that I read that over, I'm kind of mean but I guess guys think that it's cute...
 
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post Oct 25 2008, 05:39 PM
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just say what comes to mind. smile & give eyecontact.
those are the basics.
 
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post Oct 27 2008, 07:58 AM
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thats true. ^ It works 90 percent of the time.
 
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post Oct 27 2008, 08:55 PM
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i think flirting is like your going with the flow.. (: like when your all over a guy, and you laugh at all his jokes or something.. like my friends make fun of me when i'm like smiling around a guy.. i guess, there's not really a definition of it.. you just do it.
 
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post Oct 27 2008, 09:04 PM
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Show your f**king tits.
 
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