The New Mrs. |
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 Sep 22 2008, 08:14 AM
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 ^_^  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466  |
For you drifting and touge enthusiasts, take a look at my new wife. She's an older woman, but has a indisputable reputation for performing.
I started the paperwork using my father as a middle man when I found the ad for her on Craigslist. He checked it out, made sure the guy was legit, and all I'm waiting on now is for my father to finalize the paperwork with the money I wired to him, and this sexy little vixen will be waiting for me upong my return.   
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Sep 22 2008, 08:35 AM
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 Count Splek, Charming Fiend! Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 |
O_O
er, come again? Your married to an automobile? Is that legal? |
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Sep 22 2008, 09:04 AM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Splek @ Sep 22 2008, 07:35 AM)  O_O er, come again? Your married to an automobile? Is that legal? I'm not sure. I'll have to look into that. Unfortunately, the 'Hachi-Roku' doesn't have any reproductive organs, so I'll have to cheat on her constantly with women. Shame, shame. |
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Sep 22 2008, 09:10 AM
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Count Splek, Charming Fiend! Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 |
They'll have cut little car-babies that will be half human, half car, and thats all they'll say is "KiLl Me! kIlL mE!" =D How adorable!
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Sep 22 2008, 09:15 AM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Splek @ Sep 22 2008, 08:10 AM) They'll have cut little car-babies that will be half human, half car, and thats all they'll say is "KiLl Me! kIlL mE!" =D How adorable! If they can somehow feed on Republicans, they can rise and become a superior race! Sugoi! |
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Sep 22 2008, 09:19 AM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
QUOTE(fameONE @ Sep 22 2008, 09:15 AM) If they can somehow feed on Republicans, they can rise and become a superior race! Sugoi! Guns and abstinence! |
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Sep 22 2008, 09:28 AM
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Count Splek, Charming Fiend! Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 |
Wow, this topic is definitely NOT steering towards the direction to poster wanted, is it!? XD
Its just going everywhere! Like guts in the episode of Happy Tree Friends entitled "Party Animal"! XD |
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