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Girlspeak To English Dictionary She says English --------- ----------- We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure...go ahead I don't want you to. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! I have PMS. And I am NOT overreacting! Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house. I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper... Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like... I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.] Yes No No No Maybe No I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it. I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The same old thing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything. Everything. My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a JERK. I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you. im sorry i suck at this omg so zigzaggy  i dont know if this was already posted or if its in the wrong place sorry : | .. im a girl but this was funny haha, some are true some are mean  anyways girls rule  w00t
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Jul 23 2008, 08:47 AM
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im a guy.
but this make me laugh. This is so true about women, i know. XD thanks for posting! |
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Jul 23 2008, 08:57 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
lol most arent really true.
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep. that's really mean lol |
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Jul 23 2008, 09:39 AM
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 here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
Woah these are right.
QUOTE I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. |
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Jul 23 2008, 12:32 PM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
haha, that was funny.
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Jul 23 2008, 12:52 PM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Jul 23 2008, 09:57 AM)  lol most arent really true. That's true. Personally, I'm not a girl who would say any of these things. Whoever wrote this list dumbed the majority of women down too much. |
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Jul 23 2008, 12:57 PM
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 Potato Admirer Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 620,398 |
it's so true. :]
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Jul 23 2008, 01:43 PM
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i think every answer should be PMS
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Jul 23 2008, 02:17 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Even with this list, it won't help most of us.
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Jul 23 2008, 06:18 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
^ Because most of them aren't true.
Unless if you're with a girl who's read the list and taken it for fact. |
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Jul 23 2008, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(hungrymungry @ Jul 23 2008, 09:16 AM) Girlspeak To English Dictionary She says English --------- ----------- We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure...go ahead I don't want you to. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! I have PMS. And I am NOT overreacting! Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house. I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper... Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like... I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.] Yes No No No Maybe No I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it. I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The same old thing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything. Everything. My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a JERK. I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you. im sorry i suck at this omg so zigzaggy i dont know if this was already posted or if its in the wrong place sorry : | .. im a girl but this was funny haha, some are true some are mean anyways girls rule w00tDAT SHIETT drivv princc krazii...  
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Jul 23 2008, 06:56 PM
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I like to think I don't do any of that.
Seems kind of bitchy and stuck up to me. |
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Jul 23 2008, 09:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 49 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,588 |
sorry
it was dumb of me to post this
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Jul 23 2008, 09:44 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Snip?
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