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Dumbest thing you said/heard today?
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post Jul 21 2008, 08:00 PM
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QUOTE(Vyrrei @ Jul 22 2008, 07:43 AM) *
Sure the software isn't free but if I can get it for free easily then I'm going to classify as so.

that's the dumbest thing i've heard today.
 
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post Jul 21 2008, 11:42 PM
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^ Word.
 
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post Jul 21 2008, 11:42 PM
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I didn't mean it literally you idiots.
 
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post Jul 21 2008, 11:53 PM
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If you didn't, then I don't understand why you went to such lengths to defend yourself.

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post Jul 21 2008, 11:54 PM
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I meant it technically because you can get it for free.

You can get it for free.
 
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post Jul 22 2008, 01:51 AM
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This wasnt today but i still think it was dumb.

mom: yeah, when you were 3 i gave you a cracker and you choked on it
myself: seriously? did you feel bad
mom: no...
myself: Wait what!? how? you gave me a potential deathly cracker!
mom: I didnt think you would choke
myself: I was freaking three like i had the common sense to chew it!
mom: i got it out in time
myself: how?
mom: I saw it and grabbed it out.
myself: thats the opposite thing your suppose to do though since it could go further! And you call yourself a doctor
mom: I saw it though...
myself: I still cant belive you dont feel bad T3T


Im so loved in my house <3
 
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post Jul 22 2008, 03:15 AM
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Not today.

her: XD
me: DX
her: How did you get the backwards D?
me IRL:
 
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post Jul 22 2008, 08:08 AM
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QUOTE(LoveToMySilas @ Apr 9 2008, 03:17 PM) *
Heard: Look! A flying bird!


omg this was hilarious so i told my friend
:Look! a flying bird! and he goes
:where?
:OMG HAHA
:im lost..
 
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post Jul 22 2008, 08:11 AM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 8 2008, 07:41 PM) *
A European country? I thought Europe was a country.


after reading the quote
said: _unsure.gif hey..europe is a continent, right?


sorry i posted two!
 
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post Jul 22 2008, 08:13 AM
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I was on the phone with someone and they asked me to stop talking to me.
 
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post Jul 23 2008, 12:04 AM
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: but yeah i told him to do his own thing he single so he should not have to be walking around with his head down moping and begging a hen for a taste of her eggs

wtf.
 
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post Jul 23 2008, 09:58 AM
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post Jul 23 2008, 10:01 AM
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said "oh shit.. my heart's beating"
 
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post Jul 23 2008, 10:03 AM
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hiii doonutt.. shifty.gif blush.gif
 
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post Jul 23 2008, 02:36 PM
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co-worker #1:"im not cheap... i just have a parsimonious view of spending"

co-worker #2:"_____, parsimonious means frugal, stingy even."

co-worker #1:"oh."


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post Jul 23 2008, 04:23 PM
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Heard my mate say to some girl on the beach: We're having a BBQ, do you have any friends?



... Poor lad
 
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post Jul 23 2008, 05:34 PM
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Well I saw this...

I was in the car this morning, and we drove pass a group of young Asian tourists... all of which had normal clothing on. Except for this one guy - he had these blue-with-yellow-dots boxers on. xD
 
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post Jul 23 2008, 06:12 PM
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QUOTE(mizzkewl06 @ Apr 8 2008, 09:36 PM) *
heard: "jamaican people aren't black!"


There are white Jamaicans. Not many though.
 
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post Jul 24 2008, 05:24 PM
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Dumbest thing I did last night:

A group of friends and I were playing the "Chinese numbers" game at the beach, and everyone understood how it worked before I did. I didn't even get it when someone finally explained it to me. I was so confused and frustrated, I was thisclose to tears.

Imagine my utter embarrassment when I finally got it. =(
 
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post Jul 24 2008, 05:34 PM
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this was in person:

a: are you going to the foam party?
b: a what?
a: a foam party; people are half-naked, dancing in foam.
b: wtf, ohh! i thought you said PHONE PARTY. i was bout to say i ain't wasting my minutes callin anybody!
a: *dies from laughter* wtf is a phone party?!

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post Jul 24 2008, 07:35 PM
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"Ketchup is red?"
 
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post Jul 25 2008, 02:40 PM
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PRINCE:*walken..*
F@GG:hey can you show me howda put this dollar in.. i want that cnady...
PRINCE:*put dollar in..*
F@GG:thxx man..
PRINCE:np..

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post Jul 28 2008, 09:52 AM
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boy: i can only pull it out while i'm standing.

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post Jul 28 2008, 01:45 PM
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QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Jul 24 2008, 05:24 PM) *
Dumbest thing I did last night:

A group of friends and I were playing the "Chinese numbers" game at the beach, and everyone understood how it worked before I did. I didn't even get it when someone finally explained it to me. I was so confused and frustrated, I was thisclose to tears.

Imagine my utter embarrassment when I finally got it. =(


What's Chinese numbers?
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 02:38 PM
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Random Person: um why do you take pictures like that? Are you a fashion designer?
Me: Because Im an import model
Random Person: Oh but I thought you said you did car shows?


.....umm..

Import Model - Model for Cars DUH!!! ugh i hate stupid people
 
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