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amiie
post Jun 24 2004, 01:13 AM
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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Reached
Date : 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It is damn hot down here !!!
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 01:50 AM
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LOL..i've heard this one before. hahas dam!
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 02:04 AM
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Lol yeah.. I've heard that one before too :D It was where he was on a trip.. and yeah. Hahhaa.. funnies :D
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 04:13 AM
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laugh.gif thas sooo funny!!! but sad...
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 11:15 AM
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oh my goodness i feel so sorry for the old lady lol.
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 02:22 PM
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lol i kinda feel bad for the lady too

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post Jun 24 2004, 03:07 PM
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I LOVE IT!!
 
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post Jun 25 2004, 04:45 AM
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What the fack.
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I feel sorry for the widow.. _unsure.gif But that was DAMN funny! LoL. shifty.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 03:30 PM
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i heard this one before, but it's great! ^_^
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 03:35 PM
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Is that a real story?? That would be insane...
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 07:29 PM
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lol...i feel bad for the widow tho...wink.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 08:40 PM
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I've heard this si many times but it's just so freaking funny.
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 09:18 PM
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lmao.
 
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post Jun 28 2004, 03:06 PM
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That hilarious! lol laugh.gif ...but I feel sorry for the old lady though...
 
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post Jun 28 2004, 05:30 PM
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hahh
 
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post Jun 28 2004, 08:13 PM
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hahaha. good one, she is going to die tommorow too.
 
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post Jun 28 2004, 10:59 PM
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haha omg thats realli funni
 
post Jun 29 2004, 07:50 AM
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thats cute. poor woman
 
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lol good one.
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 12:27 PM
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LMAO ahh thats funny
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 03:25 PM
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funny!
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 07:15 PM
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omqq LOL !
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 07:17 PM
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LMAO! haha that was really funny.. gotta tell that one to my friends
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 12:01 PM
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ha ha das mad funny imagine if it reallie did happen
 

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