Embarrassing Injuries Options

[brooklyneast05]

i was trying to cut my fingernails with a pair of sharp scissors and managed to cut my nails as well as a peice of my index finger. i always have to lie to people where i got the scar from because i doubt people cut thier nails with scissors.

it's cuz ur straight h00d

[ReggieM]

i guess so.or maybe i just had no access to nail clippers.

[JokeInsideJoke]

^ i wish i heard her lol

but then i heard me do it so it is all better

[datass]

i walked into a light pole once while holding a johnny depp poster.

[Kn1ghtDreamer]

I once was holding this cat which I thought was nice at my cousins house.

then out of no where the thing just flipped out and bite my lip clawiing at my face I remember slinging it into a ditch lol.

But it hurt like crap not too much damage on me but more pain.

[Joanne]

i walked into a light pole once while holding a johnny depp poster.

I probably would have too... being distracted by his beauty and all.

[Sandraaa]

I nearly severed my left index finger hurrying out of a public restroom because I didn't want anyone to smell that I had just pooed.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rebs! hahahahahahahhahahahaha.

[mizzkewl06]

while holding my one year old baby cousin i reached across the dinner table for his bobo and knocked over a bowl full of fruit which included a very heavy plastic pineapple that rolled off the table and onto my foot. i now have a big cut on my right foot that hurts like hell.

[Sprague]

The only embarrassing injuries I've had were when I broke my toe (it was a wtf kind of thing o_O) and then my friends' dogs bite me when I try to be nice to them. D:

[Ihate]

When I was skating the other day I landed a really clean high pop big-flip, roll away...step off my board and start walking to this wall where a bunch of the guys sit and I roll my ankle just walking. I felt so damn stupid!

[Serendipity]

This fat kid 'ran over' me in 8th grade and dislocated my shoulder.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

I sat on one of my testicles not too long ago. It was worse than getting caught in the zipper.


And bump.

[fredatemespleen]

1. I sliced part of my finger off with a dog food can.
2. I shot myself in the leg with a staple gun 4 times.
3. I broke my toe trying to kick a ball but i missed and kicked a wall.

and 4. I was messing around in a grocery store and was waddling around and started running around with my feet turned way around and i tripped cause im really clumbsy. So it turned out my knee cap was dislocated and ligament/cartiladge tore and stuff. I'm pigeon-toed so by turing my feet around like that it was making my knees almost go a complete circle, or so my physical therapist said.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

I sat on one of my testicles not too long ago. It was worse than getting caught in the zipper.
And bump.

I just did it again. It f**king hurts.

[SJalways]

I recently skinned my knee sliding on some grass.

I once gave myself a black eye with my own knee. I bruised my knee too.

I almost broke my toe walking into a door jam.

I have a scar on my finger from fighting over a knitting needle with a friend. I got cut by the blunt end.

But those pale in comparison to how I broke my foot. I fell off my shoe (it was only a 2" heel). It's a talent.

[Tramatize]

You might be a dumbass if...

I recently skinned my knee sliding on some grass.

I once gave myself a black eye with my own knee. I bruised my knee too.

I almost broke my toe walking into a door jam.

I have a scar on my finger from fighting over a knitting needle with a friend. I got cut by the blunt end.

But those pale in comparison to how I broke my foot. I fell off my shoe (it was only a 2" heel). It's a talent.

1. I sliced part of my finger off with a dog food can.
2. I shot myself in the leg with a staple gun 4 times.
3. I broke my toe trying to kick a ball but i missed and kicked a wall.

and 4. I was messing around in a grocery store and was waddling around and started running around with my feet turned way around and i tripped cause im really clumbsy. So it turned out my knee cap was dislocated and ligament/cartiladge tore and stuff. I'm pigeon-toed so by turing my feet around like that it was making my knees almost go a complete circle, or so my physical therapist said.

No offence

[Joanne]

When I was in grade 3, I had this really bad habit of rocking back on my chair. One day, while the teacher was reading a book to us aloud, I tipped wayyyyy back... and fell over. I started crying really hard while everyone else ran over to see if I was okay.

My teacher gave a huge lecture about rocking on chairs after that.

[SJalways]

Oh! I just remembered another great story.

One day I was in the school office to do something, and on the way out I opened the door right into my head. I had this huge red line on my face.

But the story doesn't end there. I laughed that off, walked to my locker... And opened the locker door into my face, same place. Some of my friends had been there for both and wouldn't quit laughing at me. It was pretty funny - in an "Oh my god I'm such a dumb-ass" kinda way.

[Vyrrei]

Fell down at school in the hallway right onto a f**king thumbtack, and it stabbed me in one of my boobs, hurt like shit and I had a blood stain on my shirt right 'there' the whole day.


Yeah...