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 Jul 18 2008, 10:21 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
I broke up with my girl last night so I went to a club. I put on a fresh white suit and a Minicos and was sitting on dubs. I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love if you know what I mean. Everybody's jackin me as soon as I stepped in the spot. There was 200 bitches and a man and ain't none of them hot. Except for this pretty young thang that was workin all the way at the top. I was like shawty what is your name?
She made us drinks to drink. We drunk them, and got drunk. Then I'm thinking, she thinks I'm cool. She gave me a wink, and I winked back. And then I think that we headed out to do something proper like like the bartender. I'm at the bar with her, and I like the bartender. |
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Jul 18 2008, 10:22 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I was actually talking to the bartender last night. She definitely wanted it!
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Jul 18 2008, 10:23 PM
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 Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
One time I went to the bar at Chiles with my kinfolk and the bartender looked at me funny and said I know you're underaged but I ordered Dr. P instead. After an hilarious and wild convo with my cousins we start talking to the bartender who then says I was so cute. And she was fine too. WTF I should have got that number.
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Jul 18 2008, 10:24 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
sorrii buttt dizz thradd FAIILL...
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Jul 18 2008, 10:26 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I was at a bar one night and the bartender was trying to hit on me...It was a dude. I parlayed that into free drinks for my friends and I!
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Jul 18 2008, 10:28 PM
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Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jul 18 2008, 11:26 PM)  I was at a bar one night and the bartender was trying to hit on me...It was a dude. I parlayed that into free drinks for my friends and I!  |
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Jul 18 2008, 10:32 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Definitely not...to the contrary, I am smart. I used that to get free drinks the whole night. We had to order at least 250 worth of drinks.
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Jul 18 2008, 10:40 PM
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Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jul 18 2008, 11:32 PM) Definitely not...to the contrary, I am smart. I used that to get free drinks the whole night. We had to order at least 250 worth of drinks. Hahah Im just playing with you, but I couldn't have been that brave. You def took one for the team. |
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Jul 18 2008, 10:48 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
n*gga u gay
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Jul 18 2008, 11:24 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Jul 18 2008, 11:40 PM) Hahah Im just playing with you, but I couldn't have been that brave. You def took one for the team. Yeah but not physically! |
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Jul 18 2008, 11:31 PM
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Got a brand new girl so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feel like I put some new 24's on a brand new ride (on a brand new ride) roflrofl |
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Jul 21 2008, 09:07 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
^ shawty lemme buy you a drank.
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Jul 21 2008, 09:13 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
tung always starts off with hitting on a girl/boy by buying her/him a drink on facebook poker.
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Jul 21 2008, 09:41 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jul 18 2008, 11:24 PM) Yeah but not physically!  I kept a straight face until I read that. |
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Jul 22 2008, 02:21 PM
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 This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Jul 18 2008, 10:23 PM) One time I went to the bar at Chiles with my kinfolk and the bartender looked at me funny and said I know you're underaged but I ordered Dr. P instead. After an hilarious and wild convo with my cousins we start talking to the bartender who then says I was so cute. And she was fine too. WTF I should have got that number. Where was it? I'll go get her number for you. Btw I'm outside your house right now. |
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Sep 6 2008, 08:27 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(moninja @ Jul 21 2008, 07:13 PM) tung always starts off with hitting on a girl/boy by buying her/him a drink on facebook poker. You know it. 
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Sep 6 2008, 09:56 PM
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 Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
I'm thinking about being a bartender. Cause that'd be the shiittttt.
I'd give you all drinks for free! :) |
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Sep 6 2008, 10:03 PM
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I just spent the evening with Southern Baptists.
Booze? Please? Now? |
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Sep 7 2008, 12:30 AM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
QUOTE(paperplane @ Sep 6 2008, 10:03 PM) I just spent the evening with Southern Baptists. Booze? Please? Now? OMG. I AM SO SORRY. My dad said that he wouldn't mind if I was a bartender. He just hoped that it would be at a nice restaurant. They get paid pretty dang nicely. |
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Sep 7 2008, 01:01 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
QUOTE(paperplane @ Sep 7 2008, 11:03 AM) I just spent the evening with Southern Baptists. Booze? Please? Now?  i had quite a bit tonight. as usual. |
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Sep 7 2008, 09:15 AM
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 James killed the radio star. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,095 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,855 |
I'm the bartender.
The cool, funky bartender. And Nicki, do try and avoid Baptists if at all possible. |
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