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 Jul 10 2008, 02:24 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
For the guys
You just finished your court sentencing from the Judge and you are sentenced to life in prison for raping a 12 year old girl. Being in prison, you face beatings by your fellow inmates, and forced to let them rape you in the ass. or You went to the doctor, and his diagnosis is that you have cancer on your penis. You could ignore it, and risk it having the cancer spread throughout the body until you become paralyze and eventually die. But you decide to go for the surgery to remove the cancer. However, the consequences of the surgery will make you lose your ability to produce sperm, and you have lost all erectile functions. That means no more sex, or masturbating and getting turned on for the rest of your entire life. For the Ladies You're walking down on the streets of Miami, and the BangBros van pass you by, and the guys come out and pulls you inside the van. They force you to do various sexual acts. You have no choice but to obey them, as they force alcohol down you so that you are drunk, and you signed a lease that you agree to do this. After you are done with the sexual activities, they throw you out of the van. You later become sober, and realize you are lost, and you don't have any clothes on. You know something bad must have happened. Or So you're the only female left on the planet. Everyone has died. There was a mass genocide of the human race, by the Alien invasion. You and your son hid in a bombshell and are safe and alive. You realize that the entire human race is gone, but you and your son. In order to start the human race again, you must have sex with your son who is 15 years old. You tell him about it, and you guys go on with this incest sex. |
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Jul 10 2008, 02:27 AM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Choice #2 for guys.
 lol wait but even if you're raped you can still have sex when you get out of prison |
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Jul 10 2008, 02:31 AM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
lol wow that's hard ]:
both are horrible...i'll think about it 
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Jul 10 2008, 02:35 AM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Jul 10 2008, 02:27 AM)  but even if you're raped you can still have sex when you get out of prison you're sentenced for life though! wait isn't a certain amount of years like 60= a life[for prison]? or do you actually have to spend your whole stinkin' life there in the ass rape? mm #1 i guess. |
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Jul 10 2008, 02:46 AM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
QUOTE(Flaunted @ Jul 10 2008, 02:35 AM) you're sentenced for life though! Oh whoops, I had a feeling I overlooked some part that said "for life."wait isn't a certain amount of years like 60= a life[for prison]? But yeah, life sentences in some places aren't all that long. Like Norway, I think. |
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Jul 10 2008, 02:48 AM
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 Jooleeah <3 Group: Official Designer Posts: 687 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 662,481 |
#1 for the girls
And dude! #2 is brutal. 
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Jul 10 2008, 04:23 AM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
How easy. #2 with surgery. Sex is disgusting.
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Jul 10 2008, 09:04 AM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
OH EW. I guess I'd have to go with #1. :x
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Jul 10 2008, 09:09 AM
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Girls have the good choices.
I'd pick two, as much as I love my salty banana, I'd prefer things stay out of my ass. |
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Jul 10 2008, 09:11 AM
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 <joke> inside </joke> Group: Official Member Posts: 2,283 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 470,590 |
 youve got some imagination, tung ive got a question for number one for the ladies. do i get pregnant or get an std? |
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Jul 10 2008, 09:12 AM
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Not if you're on birth control you f**king slut.
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Jul 10 2008, 09:13 AM
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 (. .) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,367 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,089 |
i'd choose #2 and let the human race die out.
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Jul 10 2008, 09:14 AM
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<joke> inside </joke> Group: Official Member Posts: 2,283 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 470,590 |
QUOTE Not if you're on birth control you f**king slut.  well, im sorry i didnt know it was going to happen! 
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Jul 10 2008, 09:48 AM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Tung how come the girls have the better choices? The Bangbus is an easy way out for anything.
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Jul 10 2008, 10:55 AM
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None.
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Jul 10 2008, 11:25 AM
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QUOTE(berrypop90 @ Jul 10 2008, 02:48 AM) #1 for the girls Agreed. And dude! #2 is brutal. LOL, poor guys. |
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Jul 10 2008, 11:34 AM
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QUOTE( @ Jul 10 2008, 11:28 AM) #2. Then I can play WoW all I want and not worry about what girls think about me. Cause it dont matter no moooooo! server/class/ratings? |
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Jul 10 2008, 02:10 PM
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R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
QUOTE(moninja @ Jul 10 2008, 12:31 AM) lol wow that's hard ]: lol now that i'm actually wide awake to read this, i'd choose one haha.both are horrible...i'll think about it  for all guys
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Jul 10 2008, 02:21 PM
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Girl: #1
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Jul 10 2008, 03:04 PM
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R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
which one would YOU choose, tung?
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Jul 10 2008, 03:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
^ He's bi. So butt f**king would be a pleasure.
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Jul 10 2008, 03:29 PM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
guy; number one!
lmafo, disgusting, but better than #2[x |
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Jul 10 2008, 07:59 PM
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 Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
#2 just for the fact that raping the 12 year old girl will probably get a life sentence and all I will see is dudes. So what would be the purpose of sex if I'm never going to see coochie again except in my eyes. By losing the ability to have sex with choice number 2 i will just go on pleasing girls by going down on them.
 Ok I'm lying , I will never go down.  LMAO @ option 2 for girls. |
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Jul 10 2008, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Jul 10 2008, 07:59 PM) By losing the ability to have sex with choice number 2 i will just go on pleasing girls by going down on them. Ok I'm lying , I will never go down. LMAO @ option 2 for girls.  you silly ninja
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Jul 10 2008, 09:58 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
Javonn shops at Sephora. GTFO LOL.
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