Laying down the rules... Options

[Melissa]

So my boyfriend and I have a pretty loving relationship. At the same time, we've laid down some ground rules. These rules aren't meant to be restrictive... just meant to make our relationship last forever!

Rule 1: No girls (for him).
- Rule 1.2: No thinking about girls.
- Rule 1.3: No talking to girls.
- Rule 1.4: No looking at girls.

Rule 2: No boys (for him).
- Rule 2.2: No going out with the guys.
- Rule 2.3: No playing sports with the guys.
- Rule 2.4: No boy's night.
- Rule 2.5: No talking to guys (because that leads to nasty sex thoughts which lead to girl thoughts which goes against rule 1)

Rule 3: No going out (for him).
- Rule 3.2: No going out for groceries
- Rule 3.3: No going out partying/clubbing/bars/etc.
- Rule 3.4: No going outside, period.

Rule 4: No talking to his mother (for him).

Rule 5: No porn (for him).

So I feel that these rules are wayy reasonable, am I right or am I right?

So the other day, he went out to see his family (rule 3), in the process, seeing his mother (rule 4), playing ball with his brothers (rule 2), which probably led to talking about females (rule 1), and he was most likely exposed to his father's stash of porn (rule 5).

So I thought I would hurt him and had sex with my professor.

That should teach that motherf**ker a lesson.