Pissing difficulties..., don't be immature |
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 Jun 23 2008, 04:07 PM
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When I piss in my toilets at home, I always feel it hit the water and recoil onto my leg. It's really annoying because I then have to wipe it with a wet paper towel and then wipe it again with a dry paper towel.
I think it's either because I'm too tall or the toilet is too low. Perhaps it is both. Also, maybe my pissing PSI is really high or something. Does this happen to any of you guys or is my dick just too powerful? It never happened when I was young............ |
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Jun 23 2008, 04:36 PM
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Banned Group: Banned Posts: 700 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,432 |
it's cause you have a small dick. my dick is so big i have to dip it in the water and sorta let it bubble.
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Jun 23 2008, 05:11 PM
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 James killed the radio star. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,095 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,855 |
Lol. This is a male problem, and thus:
-Topic Moved To Boys' Locker Room- |
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Jun 23 2008, 05:21 PM
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ok piss at the shore in the bowl. OR put a small wad of toilet paper in the bowl and piss on it.
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Jun 23 2008, 05:43 PM
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 mercenary on call Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,606 |
Piss on the bowl, that's what I do
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Jun 23 2008, 05:55 PM
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 Death is a promise given to us at birth Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,757 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,459 |
QUOTE(ChangeofHeart @ Jun 23 2008, 06:21 PM)  ok piss at the shore in the bowl. that just splashes everywhere. |
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Jun 24 2008, 12:06 AM
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I'm gonna go with the high PSI piss.
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Jun 24 2008, 01:20 AM
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 BANG Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,234 |
  
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Jun 26 2008, 08:17 PM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
QUOTE(f**k @ Jun 23 2008, 03:07 PM) When I piss in my toilets at home, I always feel it hit the water and recoil onto my leg. It's really annoying because I then have to wipe it with a wet paper towel and then wipe it again with a dry paper towel. I think it's either because I'm too tall or the toilet is too low. Perhaps it is both. Also, maybe my pissing PSI is really high or something. Does this happen to any of you guys or is my dick just too powerful? It never happened when I was young............ Your piss has to enter to bowl like parallel to the toilet bowl... Stay away from urinals... Theres always going to be splashage... Esp. with dress pants... |
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Jun 26 2008, 08:54 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
I have that problem sometimes. If we can find out the average distance people can piss we could test the high PSI theory.
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Jun 26 2008, 11:08 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Maybe you have too much water in your toilet.
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Jun 27 2008, 01:03 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
Same experience.
I am 5'9 1/2 ft i bend my knee, lean my body forward while one my hand pressed against the wall .. then my body hand can hold onto the penis for aim control ... then piss. it works. you want to go close to the toilet as possible with whatever technique you need. mine is really easy and simple. |
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Jun 27 2008, 02:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
QUOTE(ChangeofHeart @ Jun 24 2008, 07:21 AM) ok piss at the shore in the bowl. OR put a small wad of toilet paper in the bowl and piss on it. Pissing on a wad of toilet paper helps a lot, I also piss on the edge of the waterline and that works too. |
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Jun 28 2008, 09:58 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
If this persists you may have to....sit down.
Like a girl. |
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Jun 29 2008, 09:52 PM
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 Hello Newman. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 578,620 |
^ haha , I do that when I'm lazy.
 
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Jul 12 2008, 09:32 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 66 Joined: Jan 2008 Member No: 614,870 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jun 26 2008, 09:08 PM) Maybe you have too much water in your toilet. thats impossible 
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Jul 13 2008, 04:26 AM
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QUOTE(Fist @ Jun 26 2008, 11:03 PM) Same experience. I am 5'9 1/2 ft i bend my knee, lean my body forward while one my hand pressed against the wall .. then my body hand can hold onto the penis for aim control ... then piss. it works. you want to go close to the toilet as possible with whatever technique you need. mine is really easy and simple. ...wow you guys are putting to much thought into this. Just piss like normal or learn how to aim and if it gets on your leg just wipe it off with some toilet paper, then flush. Really it's not that hard. |
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Jul 18 2008, 02:06 PM
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sit down and pee sean you lil brokeback mothaf**ka
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Jul 24 2008, 05:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(f**k @ Jun 23 2008, 05:07 PM) When I piss in my toilets at home, I always feel it hit the water and recoil onto my leg. It's really annoying because I then have to wipe it with a wet paper towel and then wipe it again with a dry paper towel. I think it's either because I'm too tall or the toilet is too low. Perhaps it is both. Also, maybe my pissing PSI is really high or something. Does this happen to any of you guys or is my dick just too powerful? It never happened when I was young............ no mattaa wat.. dat ginnaa happpin.. -stann faarr awaii da ttoyylett.. aimm upp buttt dunn mizz da tooylett.. -makk shoo u dunn gitt HARD.. dat shiett madd harddaa pee... .. |
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