Funny Things Parents Do, lmao Options

[foxx]

Like.. for instance.
i hope my mom never reads this.

She snores really loud.. and like, she sleep-talks.
So one night she was sitting up in bed, half-sleep talking, and suddenly she leans sideways, falls out of bed, and hits the dresser with her head. lmfao.

Any experiences? funny/embarrassing, all the same.

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

The way my mom mocks my dad's mother's voice. My mom and dad trip me out in general though.

[JokeInsideJoke]

my mom talks in her sleep too ( that is where i get it from )
my mom and dad sing folk songs
my dad names all of his cars he owns

[foxx]

^ hahhaaa.
i remember we were like on a plane, about a 3 hour flight, me and my sister were sitting next to my mom, and she started snoring away.
me and my sister hit her in unison and were like.. "omg mom stfu"
lool

[MarcelleB]

my dad randomly says "yee haw" anytime hes happy

[Joanne]

OMG, my dad's dancing at my Grad Dinner Dance.

It was the father-daughter/mother-son dance, and there was this really normal appropriate song playing. I asked my dad if he'd like to dance and he was like "No! Go dance with your mom!" So I did. And then after that song ended, The Way I Are started playing, AND HE PULLED ME ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR. Omg, he started doing all these dorky disco moves hahahaha. Yeah... my friends took pictures and I don't think they (or I) will ever forget it.

[Eww]

Before my mom takes a crap, she goes, "I got doodie".

.___.

[JokeInsideJoke]

oh, my dad also say "is anyone else having trouble getting to narnia?" in this fake british accent. and then i repeat it. it is so funny!

[foxx]

lmao. my dad always sings that song "in the jungle"
by tokens.
the one where it goes.
"in the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonigggggggggght"
in this really high pitched fake voice, and its so hilarious.
And he also told my bff's sister he wanted to marry her.
Drinking is bad.
:D

[JokeInsideJoke]

sad thing is, my dad isnt drinking while he does this

[foxx]

[Gigi]

oh, my dad also say "is anyone else having trouble getting to narnia?" in this fake british accent. and then i repeat it. it is so funny!

HAHAHA. That reminds me of my friend, who, from time to time, likes to say things in an extremely fake British accent. It's hilarious!

Once, when we were watching American Idol, my mom said, "I just don't understand why those people are so sad when friends get voted off. If I were them I would be like...YEAH, YEAH, YEAAAAHHHHH!" And every time she said "YEAH", she punctuated the air with very azn peace signs. LOL.

[Joanne]

^ I have yet to see your mom do that in person!! xD

[Gigi]

She will never do it again, I assure you.

[IzzyGrace]

Before my mom takes a crap, she goes, "I got doodie".

.___.

LOL I wish my mom were that hilarious.

Whenever I have to heave something up the stairs (the vaccum, for example) and I drop it a bit too hard, she'll go, okay?

Me: Yeah, I'm fine.

Her: No, not you, the vaccum :|

[karmakiller]

My mom doesn't drive, so I have to take her wherever she goes. And she get some pretty crazy passenger-rage going on. All my friends think it's funny because she's the typical housewife kind and she usually doesn't swear. But when someone cuts me off she's be like "assf**k! watch where you're going". I have to tell her to stop because I'm the driver and I should be the one yelling.

[fagget]

She got me this one really inappropriate Christmas gift as a joke.
My mom likes to sing while she takes a crap, so it sounds like this: "Why do biii-ngggg-rds, suddenly appeee-ahh-ar."

[Gigi]

^ AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

omg that totally made my day.

[LoveToMySilas]

My daddy has a very asian accent so yesterday I showed my dad my Skintimate bottle and was like, "You can use it, too! You'll have smooth skin." Then he said, "I don't want skin mooty."

I think its so funny/cute. Haha. Gotta love asian accents.

[foxx]

^ hahaha i know.
my friends parents speak barely any english, and i'm one of the only people who go to her house, so they're used to me.
sometimes they try to speak to me in vietnamese and they forget that i don't speak it XD
my friends like "maaaaaaaaaaaa. -something in vietnamese-"
and then shes like.
"oh hahaha i sor"

[mackenziee]

My dad does this really embarrassing dance when he hears music that he likes, and it's funny, but I want to kill myself when he does it.

[BrokenDream]

I remember waking my mom once and she fell asleep with melted chocolate in her mouth. O.o So when she woke up, she tried to talk but this glob of chocolate bursted out. It was nasty, but we ended up laughing so hard afterwards.


"Mom, you love chocolate don't you?"
"MMMhmmm"

[Simba]

The way my mom mocks my dad's mother's voice. My mom and dad trip me out in general though.

yous a mama's boy

[Annabean]

OMG, my dad's dancing at my Grad Dinner Dance.

It was the father-daughter/mother-son dance, and there was this really normal appropriate song playing. I asked my dad if he'd like to dance and he was like "No! Go dance with your mom!" So I did. And then after that song ended, The Way I Are started playing, AND HE PULLED ME ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR. Omg, he started doing all these dorky disco moves hahahaha. Yeah... my friends took pictures and I don't think they (or I) will ever forget it.

lol that reminds me of my mom. she does these really freaky old dance moves just out of nowhere...in public! i'm like mom! but it's hilarious. she also does this thing called "the claw" where she reaches her hand toward me slowly and digs her nails in my skin. and she'll be screamng "the claw"," the claw' in this wired kida errie voice. i think it's 4rm some old horror movie...ewww..

[MissFits]

My mom's hilarious.

She will just randomly blurt shit out, sometimes she will yell for no reason, and it's because she thinks she said something she only thought. You'd have to see it to understand, I guess.

And, the other day she told me she thought the word "supercalafragilisticexpialadotious"(sp?) was a real word, so she looked it up in hopes of using it.